Deathbecomesher Stories

An origin story, in which I have brainstormed, to be where the eternal beauty potion (from "Death Becomes Her") stems from. My version. Jennifer Connelly and Chester Bennington are portraying my characters, based on Greek names, in my origin story. Other than the names, the potion idea, and such...I'm basically taking credit for anything else. Unless a character from "Death Becomes Her" somehow comes into play, or a sequence. *May switch between Evangeline's point of view, and at times, Kallos.

In "You're Dead, I'm Rich," notorious tabloid terror Gail Hailstorm spills her secrets on how to turn tragedy into cold, hard cash. This no-holds-barred guide to gutter journalism will teach you how to: Outrun cops in six-inch heels Hide in morgues (and look fabulous doing it) Turn crime scene tape into this season's hottest accessory Milk grieving families for all they're worth (tears = dollar signs, baby!) Seduce coroners, bribe cops, and blackmail witnesses Look picture-perfect while digging through dumpsters Turn libel lawsuits into publicity gold Packed with "inspirational" anecdotes (RIP to all those expendable interns), fashion tips for the morally bankrupt, and enough name-dropping to give you whiplash, this book is your ticket to the sleazy big leagues. WARNING: Side effects may include loss of soul, multiple restraining orders, and an inexplicable craving for formaldehyde cocktails. DISCLAIMER: Author not responsible for jail time, karmic retribution, or spontaneous bouts of conscience (though let's be real, if you're reading this, you probably don't have one). Remember, in the world of tabloid journalism, facts are optional, but a killer headline is forever. So grab your fake press pass, leave your ethics at the door, and get ready to make headlines... or at least end up in them! Gail Hailstorm is an award-winning* journalist, bestselling author**, and the reason most celebrities have unlisted numbers. *Awards may or may not be recognized by any reputable organization **Best-selling may refer to black market sales only

𝐒𝐨 𝐮𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐭𝐭𝐭𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐰 𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐳 𝐢 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐨𝐤, 𝐢𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐥𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝

She doesn't exactly know why she's there. Just that there's a lot going wrong at once. (Story 3 of my '52 Weeks, 52 Stories' Challenge) Side story to Death Becomes Her. (Morgan is 243)