Deathofthebachelor Stories

Imagine zis, your whole life vas based around ze chilli and Ringmaster Brendon Urie vas always screaming at you for not closing ze door. Nothing really matters anymore. Dave's sweater isn't soft anymore. Eggnog doesn't taste good any more. A closed door doesn't feel closed anymore.Dance Battles will be won,eggnog will be spilled Authors Note: Don't read this book its literally the most ridiculous thing you'll ever read.