Deereynolds Stories

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Get ready to overdose on coolness

WARNING: VERY HARSH OFFENSIVE DISTURBING LANGUAGE (If you watch Always Sunny, you already know what's up). Dennis has a new conquest that is different from his usual type and The Gang aren't into her.

"I can fix her (no, I really can)" - Some guy on the internet

Imagines of the gang from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

❝𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬?❞ ❝𝐎𝐡, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥,❞ 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐧 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐬. 𝐈𝐧 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 Hermann sends Newt to another dimension in a desperate last attempt to rid him of the Precursors. Perhaps it doesn't all go exactly to plan.

❝𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐲, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐍𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲 𝐁𝐨𝐲.❞ 𝐈𝐧 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 Mac should do more praying, Dennis should go to anger management and Charlie should face his problems head on.

i can't defend myself

short oneshot based off the title prompt. dee struggles after being released from hospital, and stubbornly refuses charlie's help.

Charlie and Mac, two very straight, very heterosexual men, which means when they kiss, their straightness doubles and combines into ultimate heterosexuality. That's how it works, right? Or at least that's what they think. ~ An 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia' fan fiction that is maybe possibly slightly crack-ish

High school au where Dennis and Mac are sworn enemies

a quick chardee tumblr prompt from the line "I think I'm falling in love with you."

When Mac finally meets a man he can see himself having a relationship he is ecstatic. This isn't just a hook-up but a budding relationship that makes Dennis seethe as he sees his best friend drift away from him. It leaves him wondering if he can keep Mac wrapped around his finger.

❝𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐧, 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧?❞ 𝐈𝐧 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 The gang does all sorts of wacky (extremely depressing) things