Deeznuts Stories

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❝ how was i supposed to know you're not supposed to drink shampoo? ❞ ↳ ❝ people like you, are the reason they have instructions. ❞ [ a tokyo revengers textfic ] crack/smau. fluff-ish. modern/timeskip au. more platonic than romantic so not really an x reader. !! on hold !! © asaemons ╱ 禊の火は

welcome to genshin tighnari 💚 Oneshots of him bc hes so cute :)

Speed broke up with talking Ben and meets Obama on an omegle stream and they go on date. idk man just read the danm thing

Deez nuts

"hey, who's that..?" "oh her? Don't talk to her she's the weird kid.." "oh." Pony, a shy boy moves to another school but only gained a few friends. FIRST FANFIC!?!!!?!!!!!!???

"What's your name sir?" "Deez" "deez what sir?" Yeah idk what this is but please understand this is not what I do with my life 😃

read this. NOW. its great

What do you expected? A bed time story?

This is purely for the sake of fun. Some are uh well its all interesting and well trust the process. DISCLAIMER !!!! This is never be updated again but if I do update its gonna be some enjoyable shit. No. Im not writing intense smut.

my brain never has enough energy to write a full on going story so heres where i write my imaginations as one paged shorts

Shayan finds his one and only love..nicki minaj but what lengths will he go to for his love?

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! shrekxreaderxbakugoxdrphil that has nothing to do with the bee movie

i post my shitty art here or i can try to draw any character you request ^^ Note: I can't do everything single request, but I can try to do so. It'll take me some time. Used to be called "Dave and Bambi Artbook", but now I've decided to put non-Dave and Bambi related art here.

I WANNA CRY but my snap is @elmo.ya

lmao I'm Rat ur y/n 🤩🤩🤩

Deez nuts

ion know I ain't neva made a story b4 so um

idk lol