Deeznuts Stories

"you're my soulmate. the smile to my frown, the happy to my sad. you're my everything, and if not, i'm nothing." *not a soulmate au^ *slight character changes THIS IS NOT A SPOTIFY AD LMAO fluffy, kinda angsty, cuss

:P This is literally for satire and offensive purposes only. Get mad, bitches. Cause I'm pushing dingle.

feat mostly. @fatu1_wa11et and @HarbingerDottore

I'm jus doin this for funnnn!!!!!!1!!!! I hope you don't mind that I add an OC of mine!!!!! Enjoy~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

THIS IS JUST FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS IF UR NOT LUX OR FRITZ PLS DONT READ THIS😭😭😭😭

dhar man sees you on the floor homeless,he asks you to come over.what happens now😨

tits ass and balls even I hate myself

i highly reccomend u not to read this shit bc u will be spending hours and hours just to read this useless book.

leslie knope falls in love.

sans and his sharty having the time of their lives

I luv u if u gatekeep genshin from mcyt fandom also i fuck u

𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐛 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐬! @maths_homework 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐲𝐚 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬~ 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐨𝟑 𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥! 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐬 :𝐃 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 (𝐢𝐟 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞, 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞- ) ☻

A stranger in a red hoodie mistook you for stalking them, your day went from stressful at work to terrified in a large abandoned masion as you were kidnapped by them from merely a walk home through the park. Can you escape and go home? ★NO SMVT!!!★ ★Story cover made by close friend!!★ ★y/n is Scrubpai, i write better in 3rd person view★ ★undefined post schedule lolz★

𝑰𝒛𝒖𝒌𝒖 𝑴𝒊𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒚𝒂 𝒙 𝑪𝒉𝒖𝒃𝒃𝒚! 𝑭𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔 '𝑨' 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝑰𝒛𝒖𝒌𝒖 𝑴𝒊𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒚𝒂, 𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒕 𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒈𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒐𝒖𝒔, 𝒑𝒍𝒖𝒎𝒑 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅. 𝑫𝒊𝒅 𝑰 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒖𝒏𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚? 𝒀𝒆𝒔, 𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝑰 𝒅𝒊𝒅. 𝑨𝒎 𝑰 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑰𝒅𝒆𝒂? 𝑨𝒍𝒔𝒐 𝒚𝒆𝒔. 𝑵𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒆𝒙𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕 𝒐𝒄'𝒔 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒕. 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒐𝒇 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆

You are a widow, my little pony-loving, tuna fish-eating, gluten-free, and longing for a new love. Suddenly the perfect man you had been searching for shows up with a bang. He proved to be everything your heart had been longing for... and more. But at what cost...

Tom is a Young boy who loves Making Freinds and having a great Time. he has always wanted to go to a School but his Parents had always said no because of the " Dangerous World " but that wasn't what was Gonna happen now. one Morning Tom asked his Mum and Dad if he could join a School and they finally said yes! tom was Super happy about it and it was going to be bis first day Tomorrow so Tom was Hyped for it. on the Day Tom Joined the primary school, Everyone stsrted Making fun of him because of his eyes and he started to feel uncomfortable around people he does not know , untill Tom made his 1st 4 freinds...

A book full of my headcanons, song recommendations, opinions, and other things. read if you want

what this story will include. 🍋 - lime. (spicy, but not smut) 😈 - smut. 🖤 - angst. ☁️ - fluff. (maybe-) 🎶 - song themed. have fun 🛐