Deeznutz Stories

Demarcus and Squiddle have a marriage. They trudge through water, mud, snow, poop, deez nutz, and feed. They will have lots downfalls and upfalls. And lots of things are going to cause that. You will see their marriage life through and through.

spider monkeys suck

Atlantis

Ok so this is basically a ayaka x lumine oneshot book i guess???...idk

Well it finally comes down to this. My first ever book I take my time on

idfk, im bored so i wrote this lmao

OBAMA CHEATS ON MR WORLDWDIE 1000000%%y REAL!!!

Teressa had a very traumatic childhood but then she got wechat, she notices when you press discover there was a wechat shake.. She opened it and shaked to this 40 something man. She eventually got tired of him until his last words "My dear🥴 ... Teresa👧🏻 .. Goodnight shweet dreams😴💭 ...... give you kisses kisses👹💋 ... I love you dear🧓🏻❣ " that's when she blocked him. ‼️tw i think‼️ ‼️THIS IS ENTIRELY JOKES AND JUST FOR FUN‼️ story is mine</3

♡︎---------------------♡︎---------------------♡ All of these stories will be written by me. Some of them may be inspired but all of them will be by me. Most of these I will write when I'm bored! Stay tuned and enjoy!!♥︎ ♡︎---------------------♡︎---------------------♡

Murder, love, attics, gays, and ugly snake haired men. (yes targeted towards a certain gorgon who's name rhymes with afax) SPOILERS FOR THE SERIES GUYS KIND OF NOT RLLY JUST SLIGHT MENTIONS. TITLE IS IRRELEVANT TO THE STORY ITS JUST GREAT REFERENCE HAHA TYSM FOR #2 in #deeznutz 💀

it is just ways to be annoying. : )

Just a little explaining on what I think about Airy! Airy is made by CheesyHFJ. Not me. This story is about a character from ONE, made by CheesyHFJ. All credits go to everyone that's done this exact thing and to CheesyHFJ. Thanks for reading!

I fun day with a girl and some boys playing basket ball on a fun day.

This is A Spooky Month Role play it is based on when Bob Works at 'Boys 'n Grills'. Your Spooky Month OC's Decided to Go eat at Boys and Grills, And they Meet The Southern owner Bob Velseb. he was Minding his own business when he notices Your oc's entering.

random, weird shit.

Albedo started falling for Kaeya, but Kaeya fell for many other people. Albedo had no other choice but to get rid of them. (I thought of this when listening to Mia Khalifa 😻)

This is really bad and I'm really bad at writing I apologise in advance Two gay people