Definitelynobloodsabbats Stories

Man you all betta get super excited, this is gon be my first family friendly stuff ever. You got no idea, I've got all these awesome ideas for kids shows and stuff, but I never got around to it cause I had way cooler stuff to do (violence, nudity, my weight in heroin, you know--normal things). But now I got a mission, cause I realized I have so many ideas and I ain't gonna not write them down, man! So starting today, I'm making this my one stop shop for sweet, innocent, family type stuff. Look how little I'm swearing right now! And let me tell you, that's hard as shit. Yesiree, this is going to be amazing.