Derpcrew Stories

~The Spit Of Destiny~ Read and find out how two somewhat innocent friends went from happy to scared to dying from laughter, and how their lives changed in a Spit of a momment...

What happens when you cross over the Derp Crew and Divergant you get Derpvergant Chilled is turning the age where he will have to choose to stay with his family in Amity or leave for the other 4 factions. Where will Chilled go? Who will he meet? What will he do?

Anon Request for some GaLty Fluff/Angst :) Sorry it's been so long, my lovelies! I just graduated and needed some time off to relax and I haven't really been in the writing mood. Also my a r t (if you're missing out! Track me down on all social media via "Raakxhyr"!

Smitty and Kryoz have always been close and acting like a married couple. Their friends sometimes even said they were the same person. They did everything together, told each other how they were feeling and hang out constantly. Smitty never thought anything of it. But he had always been a bit oblivious to his own and other's feelings. John quickly found out their relationship was changing, although he didn't seem to mind. But then things happened and feelings changed. Will their friendship survive or will a rift come between them due to unrequited feelings...? ------- A story filled with moments shared between them, varying in perspective (from Kryoz, to Smitty and back to Kryoz, etc.) and a slow build up to the final chapter.

Chilled Chaos. Also known as Anthony. Of course, no one knows his real name. Chilled's a skilled serial killer. Better than any team of assassins (at least he thinks he is) known in the city. What makes him the best? He can stop people in their place with a simple gesture. There were never any witnesses. ZeRoyalViking. Also known as Steven. A skilled solo killer. New to the town where Chilled's in. Rumors spread of another killer. Rumors are how Ze knew of Anthony. Like Chilled; Ze also has a special ability. He can create illusions. What will happen when the 2 cross paths just because they were out to get the same person? Is it death. Or is it a partnership. And who are the teams of assassins in this city. Oh boy. What a city this is. How do people still live here?! Cover by: @fandomgeneration

What happens when your two average derps are in love? Some really fucked up shit maybe.

SparrowOnDeck is the latest YouTube gamer to soar to dizzying heights - years of hard work and dedication have lead her this far, and she's managed to play and record with some of her heroes in her videos. Now she's at PAX West, and she finally gets to meet her friends and supporters face-to-face, but she'll also be competing in a taxing tournament between two YouTube factions: The Derp Crew and The Creatures. The only downfall? No camera to hide behind. (Planned this before Cow Chop so I'm re-working it)

30 days straight of RoyalChaos appreciation. Hope it is worth your while!! Oh! Also, if someone out here wants to draw a little picture based off any of these stories, would you please? I'd love to have a better cover without having to draw one of my own haha!

"Baby just say yes." Anthony has a big birthday surprise for his longtime girlfriend Jessica... and he's been obsessing over the details all day. Lucky him, his best friends have his back.

Anthony has a YouTube channel called Chilled Chaos, or CriousGamers where he makes videos of him and his friends playing video games. A lot of people watch him, he has more than one million subscribers. What happens when Anthony starts falling for his friend Steven, or Ze? Will Steven feel the same way? What will Chilled tell his girlfriend Jessica?

Uh there's a little bit of ZeRoyalChaos fluff to begin with and then it all goes down hill from there because apparently I can't write happy things. I'm also still bad at titles.

My notes on a new project! As of Feb 25, no plot and only, like, half roles are set in stone as what I want. All Derp Crew is figured out. Most ships are figured out. Leave comments for suggestions! I will consider all suggestions, but please be considerate of my final choices! And try not to suggest ships, I already know those! However, plot lines are alright as long as they're centered around the Derp Crew, and not BBS or Misfits, because as much as I love those guys, they are background characters.

A few weeks after Pax East, Steven has some news for his best friend Anthony... and they have a whole lot of explaining to do. Okay, so I know this is probably a weird concept and all, but this was inspired by this post: (http://goldenbravehawk.tumblr.com/post/108607265486/are-you-pregnant) Don't judge me too hard pls. (Also, I heard that Ze likes to read fanfiction while sipping tea. Ze, or Chilled, if you find this... I am so, so sorry.)

It's an hour before Chilled marries Ze and he's writing this for the fans...

Captain Galm, the renown explorer. He's travelled near and far. His job is to map the very stars in the sky, to explore the unknown and see things that no man could every dream to see. Countless planets will be explored by him and his crew. Too bad they are bloody useless at keeping the ship space worthy. With every crash err, 'unplanned landing' they find themself in a new situation, surrounded by new creatures and facing new problems. Will they survive? Will they live to tell the tale? Will Smarty actually learn how to fly the ship? Who knows.. But regardless of how things turn out, it's bound to be an eventful journey. So strap in tight, prepare youself for an adventure and whatever you do, don't piss off the local wildlife. A Derp Crew space AU! Based on No mans sky, Starbound, Star Trek and many other stolen references. I plead the fifth. This prompt was kindly given to me by Boffymark. Tumblr.com/letsboffy Send him good vibes for such a great idea and for spell checking my work =^vv^=

When Galm's family comes for a visit, Aphex has to deal with problems falling left and right. Mostly them trying to get their ideals into Galm's head. Aphex won't stand it. He's not going to sit back while everything escalates. He'll do anything to keep that smile.