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The author's sister, Myra, breaks the fourth wall to mess around in her books. What will happen?

A long time ago, when Notch first created Minecrafia, the people and creatures would spawn in the world. All kinds of Minecrafians, Hybrids, Sorcerers, Witches, and Shadows spawned, all different in their own way, all made for a purpose. One day the spawning stopped, this scared the Minecrafters that were already there, they were afraid of their future, so they got together and had brought their own kids into the world. The people, and creatures in Minecraftia never worried about their future again, but spawning-in was long forgotten. Everything was peaceful, and safe in Minecraftia for everyone, except sorcerers. Hunters would track them down and kill them for their magic, just for money. Curiosity might have killed the cat, but greed killed the sorcerer. The sorcerers, afraid for their own life, went into hiding, but that didn't stop the hunters from tracking each of them down and killing them off one by one. It wasn't till they got to the last family of sorcerers, that our story be

They met in the darkness of a cinema... Derp's mind is shrouded in loss and desperation, his sad past threatening to break him. Crainer is lonely, his sad heart trying to fly with another's but always falling. They meet as strangers in a cinema, fate placing them in adjacent seats beside eachother. Why Crainer thought to share his popcorn with a stranger was beyond him... But he was a sad, heartbroken stranger. Slowly, they start to get to know eachother in the hushed whispers of the cinema. Out in the light Derp's face is finally revealed. What happened next neither of them would ever have seen coming... And it all started with a bag of popcorn.

If you have not read the first two books I recommend reading them first :) Our small group of characters find themselves kidnapped by squids, thousands of feet under the ocean. Will they escape? Or will they be doomed to live down there forever as prisoners.

Random things I want to write. The chapters won't be in order. It can go from reference randomness to one-shots in a second so stay tuned. REQUESTS ARE OPENNN

Ian has always dismissed the idea of his and Crainer's ship as something only his fans use. But for a special someone, this could be reality, and he intends to make it so. But not for Ian...for himself.