Derpession Stories

Oh Boy. Dealing with Aurey was hard, and her deaths were common. Each time I paused the recording to come back, I facepalmed a little bit harder until I had a scarlet handprint on my forehead. I had chosen this girl to do a collaboration with, but after Sunburn Islands, she thought she could handle Waking Up. I know that some part of me is having fun, and in between deaths, I could feel a happiness I hadn't experienced since my early days of Zisteau collabs.

just a book with poems I write when I'm feeling depressed or down so I just write what I feel. will try and upload new ones when I can. a close friend told me I should make a book on wattpad as he thinks my writing is great so I guess I will give it a go

*trigger warning*

Just random stuff that came out of the distortion world and into my brain when me and my friends were RPing as Arceus-Chan , Xerneas-San , Mewssiepuff & Celebi-San oh and A Rayquaza named Raikou. We also rped as our trainers. Disclaimer: I.OWN.NOTHING if i did i would probs be derpy. DEEEEERP. I only own the ideas with my friends ideas too! (=^ェ^=) Edit: (July 6 2016) ☆彡Dis book also contains things I'm tagged in:3

Welcome to a book to where you can simply read something and thank Notch you're not as weird/stupid/derpy as me. And I honestly don't care :P

Do you have... let's say... know a person who was born to piss you off? If you have one... let's kill them both together!

Let go of everything, even all that you love, for the sake of a greater love.

My life before. My life now. My life forever. ***** WARNING: includes subjects such as depression and suicide.

This is a randomness book. I advise you skip to one of the latest chapters because nearly chapter near the beginning is OLD >.<

Well depressing shit

this is oc's of me and my friend. Aika - Hiro Hope - Tadashi

These are some DERPRESSING QUOTES Now this has a triggering warning with thoses With derpression or no derpression These quotes are mostly not mine So just enjoy~

When a girl is pushed to the edge, she has a decision, to end everything or to suffer. But something changes, something amazing. So don't listen to what they say. Stick to what you believe.

This is a very random book. It is so random it makes cheese explode. It is so random it makes pickles look normal next to it. It is so random it makes Chuck Norris sweat garlic butter. It is so random I cannot fully describe the randomness in this description.. The reason why it is called what it is, is because I'm a mind reader, and that is what you will say as you read each chapter. "WHAT." (Cover by @Warriormissy)

Join Ron Weasley's life as he tries all the derp he has to be funny and impress Hermione. (Cause you know he likes her!)

A poetry book about insecurities and hiding. Sad and rarely happy, I hope you enjoy.

Gabriela's life was the definition of perfect, she had a loving mother and daughter relationship, a beautiful bestfriend , she was a straight A student. Until August 17th one week before her senior year started her world was flipped upside down. Her mother shut her out ,her grades began to drop and her Bestfriend was killed . Keep reading to find out the rest of her story