Derpi Stories

Hai the3 hoomans! I am MerLin, or The MerMer sigh a . Bow Doown beFor mi hoomans, whil yoo still can. I am COckATiel birb and veRy cutE. As u caN c, i Am N0t veri gud at spellin buT Ill tri. I wiL rite in diry whEn i caN, becas tyPinG Relly TiRes mi ouT or WheN 1 caN SteaAl My OwNez PHonE. DWU DwU. Luv u, MerLiN, or Thr Allmughty MerMEr Sia