Derpiness storie

This is a randomness book. I advise you skip to one of the latest chapters because nearly chapter near the beginning is OLD >.<

Team Crafted and the Magic Animal Club have been friends for a while, but what happens when the haters come, a new girl, kidnaps, comas, deaths and romance? Will the romance stay or fall apart to cause awkwardness? Will they all stay friends? What will happen when they encounter a hater at PAX? Will someone get hospitalized? Then stop reading the description and read the ding dang book to find out.

Hellos welcome to my Derpy/funny/relatable/Bruh/weird/crazy/random/anime/tumblr/post/idk book!! This story has everything to do with Wat I just titled this book...?! In here u will find all things Derpy, funny, relatable, weird,random, anime stuffz in here. I grabbed some of this stuff from the beautiful Internet. Thaynks uz!❤️

Okay...Well how do I start? So basically his book is filled with random shit that no one might even fucking understand so please yeah, this book should NOT be taken seriously as to some might be offended to the stereotypical or sometimes actual facts found in this book

well this is just a diary of me idk why

High school student Ally, has toxic friends but doesn't know what to do. Ally gets depressed and has a miserable life. She thinks that she will be alone forever but that changes when she meets someone she thought she would never meet in her life.

Minho just want to be happy. Just one time. But... Available in french!

A strangled cry sliped through my lips as I draged the broken blade over my scared arm. Even though I should be used to it, I wasn't. The cold metalics grip brought comfort dispite the pain. The pain gave me security. It's the only thing that helped. "I don't understand.." Tears driped and rolled off my nose as I positoned the blade again. Moving my hips I leaned up on the counter resting my scarlet-stained arms down. "Whats wrong with me?" You don't know how cutters feel... but I can show you.

I thought I was a normal kid when I was young. I played outside, had a few friends, went to school like everybody else. This all changed when I was about six years old. I was labeled, medicated, and then institutionalized by the time I was nine years old. This was about the time my identity and sense of reality started to be peeled away from me, layer by layer. My emotions were dictated by pills and so was my sense of reality. I became depersonalized and my reality started to become a guessing game.....this is a story about how a broken brain can make a person question their own identity and the realism of reality.

Oh Boy. Dealing with Aurey was hard, and her deaths were common. Each time I paused the recording to come back, I facepalmed a little bit harder until I had a scarlet handprint on my forehead. I had chosen this girl to do a collaboration with, but after Sunburn Islands, she thought she could handle Waking Up. I know that some part of me is having fun, and in between deaths, I could feel a happiness I hadn't experienced since my early days of Zisteau collabs.

They say some people will never change, but sometimes they do. Jane is considered to be in the category of a person who will "Never change". At least that's what other people thought, that's what she thought too. Until things start to change. When everything feels like your world is falling apart, will you stay the same? Or change for better or for worse? Credits to @JaneConquestBackup for my simple but beautiful cover

When Sages' dad gets a offer at his boring office job and gets the chance to be the boss at another company he takes it without his boss telling him why no one else had taken the offer, the company was across the nation in Los Angeles, California. Sage thinks she is just taking a vacation while her dad goes to training classes for his work. She is so excited until she learns the truth their staying in L.A. Her parents try their best get her to be happy about it but even though all her dreams will come true but she will have to conquer them alone as her best friend and secret lover,Hope, has to stay in New York.

Join Ron Weasley's life as he tries all the derp he has to be funny and impress Hermione. (Cause you know he likes her!)

*trigger warning*

If I had a dollar for everyone someone said,&quot; You'll be ok,&quot; I would be a millionaire. There's always something that goes wrong that makes someone say it. Honestly, I can't be bothered anymore. Dealing with the constant disappointment and fear of reality. It can drain a person. From what I've said so far you would think that I live in a messed up home with a bad family. Well, you're wrong. My dad is the CEO of his own company he started after college. My mom is an international designer. My brother is already big in the world of politics and he's only 21. As you can tell, my life is great. For the most part. Everyone in my family is successful in someway, except me. I've been through more than my family. Definitely more. Our family wasn't always famous or well known. We started from the bottom and now we're here. And we'll see where life takes us.

'Rule Nuber 1: Pretty girls don't eat.' Ana whispered. //Short Chapters// Highest Rank #80 in Short Stories

Liam is the Alpha of South Australia but he's from North Carolina. Ruby is a newborn baby when Liam sees her and realises she is his mate. They become best friends over the years but when Ruby turns twelve Liam must move back to North Carolina. Ruby falls into depression. when he comes back Ruby is sixteen and she no longer cares about emotional relationships and it's his fault. will he be able to make it right? will she ever forgive him? We will never know... or will we? WARNING: THIS IS A LIL INAPPROPRIATE SO BE CAREFUL!!

A poem I wrote basically cause I'm bored and emotional rn and yeah that's a pic of me. A SnapChat filter on.