Dethklok Stories

Wlfxsvyzt -- | ( Various!Metalocalypse x Male!Reader ) Dethklok decides that they needs just one more band member. Thousands of auditions and, for some reason, one of them stands out. Something about that regular jack off dildo with a keytar lures them in. It doesn't make sense but, they had to satisfy their desires, they just had to let him join. - [ DISCLAIMER ] A lot of content warnings, this is Metalocalypse for crying out loud. Content warnings include, but are not limited to, cursing, death, self-induced harm, abuse, substance abuse, kidnapping, excessive violence, Dr. Rockzo, and more, so much more. I do not own the cover photo. The cover belongs to the band Catacombs Enshadowed, specifically their album called "Curse of Dark Centuries", you should give it a listen.

Some of these may be one shots, some may be continued further (it'll be in the title of the chapter if its a continuation) all of them will be Pickles and Nathan.

This is a story all about my Metalocalypse kloketeer oc Navy!

The blonde and the brunette meet again! I'm not too comfortable doing smut so there will be none of that. (sorry!) This is a Toki x Skwisgaar until further notice. But I'm not very passionate about this ship anymore.

Verra was one of the thousands of fans who loved Dethklok. When they're having trouble finding inspiration, luck brings them to her. As she grows closer with each member of the band, more than one becomes intrigued by her. She begins to build strong friendships, as well as relationships. Eventually she is caught between what she wants and what the press wants. Nathan, at first cold, discovers that she's different than girls who normally chase after him for exactly that reason. Verra doesn't feel the need to pursue. Toki and Verra quickly hit it off, becoming friends immediately. With his curse of death surrounding him and everyone he loves, will Verra get hurt by him? What exactly will Verra do for Dethklok, or TO them? *This story is not specifically focused on romance, and not every chapter will include it (although it is a big subplot).* Edit to add : Yo. It's 2022 now. I was like fuckin 14 or some shit when I wrote this. I still think it's funny and all, but you can 100% tell it's a 14 year old telling this story. Do with that information what you will.

This is where I'll be posting my Mp3 drabbles for the various fandom pairings (crackships and otherwise) that I adore. There will be 15 short drabbles per fandom pairing. Enjoy my music-fed, mostly AU, multi-genre drabbles!

You get tired of Toki's behavior when it comes to him and Dr. Rockso, finding comfort in Skwisgaar.

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metalocalypse is dumb and stupid but i am still not over it! :+) here's a shitty fanfic set during the segment in the klok opera "partying around the world", curated for my own personal entertainment, perhaps even yours! this fic does not read like a metalocalypse episode; it's more descriptive and mildly linear than it is classically slapstick; though i would like to think that it is written in a witty, backhanded fun kinda way. it fits within cannon, therefore i proclaim it to be cannon, just because fuck you. if that sounds like your jam, read away! consume my thoughts, eat my words, digest the story.

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(Except it's kinda special) Imagines for the show Dethklok, includes all main band members, possibly more.

I can't find any good dethklok stories expect for a few but here this is 🙏🙏 it's gonna be bad with smut let's go gamers

While searching for reviews on their new album, Toki comes across one reviewer that he's fallen in love with. With his tragic past of always losing the ones he loves, will Toki risk it all to be in love? The risk being her life of course. And how can he reach out to her without revealing that he's been low-key stalking her? Toki x Black OC * I do not own Metalopcalypse or any characters* Cover by Desu-Sama on DeviantART