Dethklok Stories

While searching for reviews on their new album, Toki comes across one reviewer that he's fallen in love with. With his tragic past of always losing the ones he loves, will Toki risk it all to be in love? The risk being her life of course. And how can he reach out to her without revealing that he's been low-key stalking her? Toki x Black OC * I do not own Metalopcalypse or any characters* Cover by Desu-Sama on DeviantART

Compilation of oneshots. Mainly Nathan x Charles. Smut here, obviously. Cover art by me.

This is where I'll be posting my Mp3 drabbles for the various fandom pairings (crackships and otherwise) that I adore. There will be 15 short drabbles per fandom pairing. Enjoy my music-fed, mostly AU, multi-genre drabbles!

In this alternate universe of Metalocalypse, I picked 3 dead characters from SMG4 and 2 dead characters from murder drones and put them in the melodic death metal band. Dethklok, none of this is mine (which is obvious)

I can't find any good dethklok stories expect for a few but here this is 🙏🙏 it's gonna be bad with smut let's go gamers

metalocalypse is dumb and stupid but i am still not over it! :+) here's a shitty fanfic set during the segment in the klok opera "partying around the world", curated for my own personal entertainment, perhaps even yours! this fic does not read like a metalocalypse episode; it's more descriptive and mildly linear than it is classically slapstick; though i would like to think that it is written in a witty, backhanded fun kinda way. it fits within cannon, therefore i proclaim it to be cannon, just because fuck you. if that sounds like your jam, read away! consume my thoughts, eat my words, digest the story.

All it took was one night. One night for Bea to become enamored with the tall guitarist. One night for Skwisgaar to accidentally find the person who'd ultimately take his breath away. Neither of them actually knew it at first, though. They actually kinda hated each other. Edit to add : Yo. It's 2022 now. I was like fuckin 14 or some shit when I wrote this. I still think it's funny and all, but you can 100% tell it's a 14 year old telling this story. Do with that information what you will. ALSO babe, as a 14 year old I had been taught that stripping was bad and wrong and stay off the pole!!! >:( But NOW??? Please, get paid bitch, I have so much respect for strippers. I will not be editing the story as it is a historical artifact of FanFiction, but I wanted to add that comment here. Enjoy :)

A small child abused and neglected, another child mommy issues and constantly forgotten.They find eachother and they save eachother. Idk something like that. These are children so no smut ya nastys😡😡 Also this is constantly being updated and edited This is my first story so I hope you like it! It's rlly shitty 😭✌️ I DO NOT own the cover.

just a high school of the bands/artist i listen to, like thrash metal, nu metal, death metal, and like non metal. I DONT THINK IMA FINISH THIS BUT IF I DO THEN YIPPIE!!!!!!

You get tired of Toki's behavior when it comes to him and Dr. Rockso, finding comfort in Skwisgaar.

A metalocalypse based story where klokateer #794 (Y/N) falls in love with Pickles and Charles. Do they feel the same? Who would she choose? Idk how many people are gonna read this but this was requested by max and im probably gonna spend ages on it so I might as well upload it

Some of these may be one shots, some may be continued further (it'll be in the title of the chapter if its a continuation) all of them will be Pickles and Nathan.

This is a song... I wrote it.. and.. Yeah.. there is not much left to say..