Dextervex Stories

Because why not, y'know? Also, kind of obvious but there are spoilers in this book. Just thought I should point that out in case no one would realise. I own none of these either.

I mean the prologue is the description. Basically a Shudderkin au where the Dead men live in a house together except Larrikin isn't one of them and Skully died in the war. Sexter and Granegan hinted and Hopeskine later developed in the side lines. Please make sure to credit me and stuff because I want this to be a long going project and I want to do art and stuff for it so yeah.

Just a collection of some random stuff I write. There will be some pairings but not loads, examples: Ghanith, Dexkyrie, Valitsa, Tanguine, Valguine and any others I feel like :3. There may be Valduggery, there may not be. Requests are open and welcomed!

One Month after they were shunted out of Sync. One Month since all that. One Month. And Kenny Dune is still active. What is he after? Why is he doing this? Will the Mortals find out? Will the sanctuaries be able to keep magic from them any longer? A conspiracy is growing. Roads lead to dead ends. Somebody wants a to kill the Dead Men. Kidnaps are plaguing the sanctuary. It's an explosive series finale. Disclaimer: All characters/ places credit to the Golden God that is Derek Landy. Thank you for being you.

School AU for Skulduggery Pleasant inspired by overlord-winter on Tumblr. Seriously, please go check them out. Their headcanons had me laughing for hours. Mostly crack, I have no clue what's going to happen but it will most definitely be chaotic. We'll see. The concept- SP characters at boarding school! No magic or anything, just their chaotic asses. Younger characters join later. For example, Val and Fletcher join in Year 9. Cover- I literally just googled "Roarhaven University" and that came up

This is the translation of my last "story", featuring some of the most hilarious text messages of the Skulduggery Pleasant characters :D Enjoy! (I translated it myself so please don't look at mistakes ;D)

ASK ME UR QUESTIONS!!! U knw u want to... ;D x

Mendacious Vex is the daughter of Dexter Vex. This is the story of how she met her closest friends and found her cruelest enemies lurking

,I wanted to be killed by a piano, you know?"asked Saracen with a soft smile while he looks around and avoided looking Dexter actually in the eyes. ,,I know."replied Dexter softly and put one hand reassuring on Saracens shoulder in an attempt to comfort his friend. ,,Are you going to do it now?"asked Saracen and his voice was slightly quivering.

**WARNING THIS STORY AND DESCRIPTION WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS OF DEATH BRINGER AND OTHER MORE RESENT BOOKS** Valkyrie froze. She wanted her Skulduggery back, she wanted the friend that she knew. But, she couldn't, she wouldn't deprive him of his life. Sure Skulduggery always said that the life of when he was living was behind him and Skulduggery never gave any indication that he wanted to have his flesh again. Skulduggery always said that he wasn't worthy. But this Skulduggery, he hadn't committed any crimes as Lord Vile. Valkyrie clenched her fists. She had no right to change Skulduggery back for her own purposes.

A series of stories about the thrilling adventures of the Dead men, join them as they undergo deadly missions and slap death in the face. Witness as they punch their way through hoards of monsters and outwit criminals of all makings, nothing can go wrong when your a dead man, can it? This is a work in progress, unfinished. All Characters belong to Derek Landy Credit to background cover art by FlorenciaAtria find them on Devian Art.

My entry for the February competition.

Deutsche Skulduggery Pleasant Fanfiction. Alle Charaktere gehören Derek Landy, außer meine 2 OCs. Inhalt: Diamond Irie ist steinhart und sanft zugleich. Nur dies erlaubt es ihr, einen Anschlag auf das englische Sanktuarium zu überleben. In den Trümmern findet sie einen hilflosen jungen Mann mit einem schrecklichen Problem. Und sie weiß auch schon, wer ihnen helfen könnte... Spielt nach DOTL (Teil 9)!

Lil gc of Skulduggery Pleasant group, Ghastly x Tanith. Dexter x Saracen (bc there isn't enough of these and Saracen totally didn't die). Fletcher x Valkyrie. Maybe Bonechina if enough people like it. After Militss kills Coda Quell. ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO DEREK LANDY! GOD OF WRITING

(Spoiler for Seasons of War) I wanted to write what I believed happened during SoW between Saracen and Dexter

The dark haired girl paced before the familiar face in front of her, her eyes wicked and licked with shadow and her hands gripped tightly to the weapon she held, "Why does a moth fly directly into the flame? Perhaps its captivated by the beauty to be found in such pure recreation?" Her eyes remained locked on those of the ones before her, smile dancing in the flames around, "Or perhaps, it flies so surely into its own death because it believes the flames of rebirth will allow it a second chance at metamorphosis and perhaps that this time... It will appear a butterfly. Perhaps this is the only thing It can force itself to believe, while it burns." She gave a cocky smile, and lifted her gun to the familiar face. "So, Miss Armageddon. Tell me my answer. Why are you not dead?" The girl smiled and brushed a loose strand of hair from her eyes, looking up from the ground and tilting her head and lifting her gun from her side, "Because I am no moth. I am a butterfly." And the shot rang.

Sequel to Recovery Indeed, the old family is reunited again, Scarab and Sanguine! Will he be now a detective too....And what about the Sanctuary? What about Creed? What will happen, if he really, once finds out about them?.. .. what might happen if one of them gets captured?... Find out in this Sequel, almost three month after Recovery!

Skulduggery Fiction, which won't center around the skeleton detective! Shock Horror! Post TDOTL After the catastrophic events of TDOTL, Clarabelle decided to travel the world. Two years later, she's lived in every continent and is in the process of writing a book about the world. She only has the last chapter to do...her home country; Ireland. It's been two years, so what will our blue haired heroine find? A fight to pick? A love to choose? A death to mourn?

Lord Vile is not as widely loved as everyone else in the series so here's some one shots all about him! You're welcome :) I don't own any of these characters. The golden god does (aka Derek Landy) I'm literally DEVASTATED that Lord Vile doesn't exist in our dimension •,^,• *literally cries in a corner*

Old enemies. New enemies. Old friends. New friends. Grudges and plots. What happens when tensions between certain men become unbearable? What happens when they find they have a traitor in their mists? Will they then in turn have to their own demons inside to battle a greater enemy? Will old lovers get back together, or will the bond keep a strong hold, even after all these years? *** Darquesse and Lord Vile end up being the only hope for the world around them, as older enemies thought to be long dead start to walk about again. But with the Dead Men finding out about their true identities, Skulduggery and Valkyrie are finding it difficult to keep ahold on their demons, and make sure they use their rage for good.