Dextervex Stories

Just a collection of some random stuff I write. There will be some pairings but not loads, examples: Ghanith, Dexkyrie, Valitsa, Tanguine, Valguine and any others I feel like :3. There may be Valduggery, there may not be. Requests are open and welcomed!

Its Valkyrie's birthday and she is going to party with a few friends such as, skulduggery,Saracen,dexter,Gracious and donegane. who knows what chaos will occur. (I do not own this art or these characters )

Saracen is determined to discover Skulduggery's secret, so enlisting the help of the dead men they create a plot that goes marvellously wrong. This story is fast paced, really bad and designed to make you cringe. The rights of the world and characters go to Derek Landy.

ASK ME UR QUESTIONS!!! U knw u want to... ;D x

I mean the prologue is the description. Basically a Shudderkin au where the Dead men live in a house together except Larrikin isn't one of them and Skully died in the war. Sexter and Granegan hinted and Hopeskine later developed in the side lines. Please make sure to credit me and stuff because I want this to be a long going project and I want to do art and stuff for it so yeah.

,I wanted to be killed by a piano, you know?"asked Saracen with a soft smile while he looks around and avoided looking Dexter actually in the eyes. ,,I know."replied Dexter softly and put one hand reassuring on Saracens shoulder in an attempt to comfort his friend. ,,Are you going to do it now?"asked Saracen and his voice was slightly quivering.

When a boy rides into town on Tanith Low's bike followed by Spring-Heeled Jack and a group of known criminals, Skulduggery and the Arbiters Corps arrive on the scene to corner them. But then they find out the boy is the son of two very dangerous, and familiar, people.

About the deaed man and especially Skulduggery Pleasant

Valkyrie is going for dinner with her parents, and asks Skulduggery to babysit. He, however goes to a meeting with Ravel, so asks the Dead Men to do it instead. How will they do? Will they survive? Set after The Dying Of the Light Ravel isn't a Traitor Ghastly and Anton are not dead Valkyrie never left for America Alice is about three in this

Here are 100 of some top Skulduggery Pleasant Headcanons spanning over the series that I've found. Contains spoilers for all the books. Enjoy! :D

Skulduggery pleasant oneshots, headcanons, and scenarios.

This is the translation of my last "story", featuring some of the most hilarious text messages of the Skulduggery Pleasant characters :D Enjoy! (I translated it myself so please don't look at mistakes ;D)

School AU for Skulduggery Pleasant inspired by overlord-winter on Tumblr. Seriously, please go check them out. Their headcanons had me laughing for hours. Mostly crack, I have no clue what's going to happen but it will most definitely be chaotic. We'll see. The concept- SP characters at boarding school! No magic or anything, just their chaotic asses. Younger characters join later. For example, Val and Fletcher join in Year 9. Cover- I literally just googled "Roarhaven University" and that came up

Old enemies. New enemies. Old friends. New friends. Grudges and plots. What happens when tensions between certain men become unbearable? What happens when they find they have a traitor in their mists? Will they then in turn have to their own demons inside to battle a greater enemy? Will old lovers get back together, or will the bond keep a strong hold, even after all these years? *** Darquesse and Lord Vile end up being the only hope for the world around them, as older enemies thought to be long dead start to walk about again. But with the Dead Men finding out about their true identities, Skulduggery and Valkyrie are finding it difficult to keep ahold on their demons, and make sure they use their rage for good.

The dark haired girl paced before the familiar face in front of her, her eyes wicked and licked with shadow and her hands gripped tightly to the weapon she held, "Why does a moth fly directly into the flame? Perhaps its captivated by the beauty to be found in such pure recreation?" Her eyes remained locked on those of the ones before her, smile dancing in the flames around, "Or perhaps, it flies so surely into its own death because it believes the flames of rebirth will allow it a second chance at metamorphosis and perhaps that this time... It will appear a butterfly. Perhaps this is the only thing It can force itself to believe, while it burns." She gave a cocky smile, and lifted her gun to the familiar face. "So, Miss Armageddon. Tell me my answer. Why are you not dead?" The girl smiled and brushed a loose strand of hair from her eyes, looking up from the ground and tilting her head and lifting her gun from her side, "Because I am no moth. I am a butterfly." And the shot rang.

aggro vex takes valkyrie on a vacation they wont ever forget

Sequel to Recovery Indeed, the old family is reunited again, Scarab and Sanguine! Will he be now a detective too....And what about the Sanctuary? What about Creed? What will happen, if he really, once finds out about them?.. .. what might happen if one of them gets captured?... Find out in this Sequel, almost three month after Recovery!

Set in the Skulduggery Pleasant World. The Dead Men have all moved in with Valkyrie after being reformed, and they're available for hire. Will feature new and old enemies, awkward moments, the mischief they get up to, funny scenes and a LOT of different pairings. Set after The Dying Of The Light but certain characters are still alive... please read and comment!

Mendacious Vex is the daughter of Dexter Vex. This is the story of how she met her closest friends and found her cruelest enemies lurking

**WARNING THIS STORY AND DESCRIPTION WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS OF DEATH BRINGER AND OTHER MORE RESENT BOOKS** Valkyrie froze. She wanted her Skulduggery back, she wanted the friend that she knew. But, she couldn't, she wouldn't deprive him of his life. Sure Skulduggery always said that the life of when he was living was behind him and Skulduggery never gave any indication that he wanted to have his flesh again. Skulduggery always said that he wasn't worthy. But this Skulduggery, he hadn't committed any crimes as Lord Vile. Valkyrie clenched her fists. She had no right to change Skulduggery back for her own purposes.