Dextervex Stories

This is a skulduggery pleasant fanfic. It is set after Kingdom of the Wicked.

Haha, let's watch Fletcher die in a number of unusual and amusing accidents. Just some oneshots, some of which where Fletcher and Valkyrie are together, some where it's him and Stephanie, (massive spoiler alert!!), and in all of which our young English teleporter either dies or very nearly does! A Skulduggery Pleasant story; hope you enjoy- as always, I'm open to suggestions and corrections. :-3 *in progress, slow updates* Cover art by Jenniferstolzer

Lord Vile is not as widely loved as everyone else in the series so here's some one shots all about him! You're welcome :) I don't own any of these characters. The golden god does (aka Derek Landy) I'm literally DEVASTATED that Lord Vile doesn't exist in our dimension •,^,• *literally cries in a corner*

When Valkyrie admits her feelings to Skulduggery he freezes because he cannot believe anyone would say that to him, he doesn't believe he is worth it. When he "wakes up" he realises that Valkyrie has ran away, she avoids his calls and everything that reminds her of him. He overhears Tanith mention that she has been calling her and "interrogates" her. She tells him that Valkyrie has been calling her for news. He gets to her in time to save her from something and they live happily ever after... Maybe...

About the deaed man and especially Skulduggery Pleasant

And She's The Good Guy...

The dark haired girl paced before the familiar face in front of her, her eyes wicked and licked with shadow and her hands gripped tightly to the weapon she held, "Why does a moth fly directly into the flame? Perhaps its captivated by the beauty to be found in such pure recreation?" Her eyes remained locked on those of the ones before her, smile dancing in the flames around, "Or perhaps, it flies so surely into its own death because it believes the flames of rebirth will allow it a second chance at metamorphosis and perhaps that this time... It will appear a butterfly. Perhaps this is the only thing It can force itself to believe, while it burns." She gave a cocky smile, and lifted her gun to the familiar face. "So, Miss Armageddon. Tell me my answer. Why are you not dead?" The girl smiled and brushed a loose strand of hair from her eyes, looking up from the ground and tilting her head and lifting her gun from her side, "Because I am no moth. I am a butterfly." And the shot rang.

My entry for the February competition.

Skulduggery pleasant oneshots, headcanons, and scenarios.

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Its Valkyrie's birthday and she is going to party with a few friends such as, skulduggery,Saracen,dexter,Gracious and donegane. who knows what chaos will occur. (I do not own this art or these characters )

Saracen is determined to discover Skulduggery's secret, so enlisting the help of the dead men they create a plot that goes marvellously wrong. This story is fast paced, really bad and designed to make you cringe. The rights of the world and characters go to Derek Landy.

When a boy rides into town on Tanith Low's bike followed by Spring-Heeled Jack and a group of known criminals, Skulduggery and the Arbiters Corps arrive on the scene to corner them. But then they find out the boy is the son of two very dangerous, and familiar, people.

Just a collection of some random stuff I write. There will be some pairings but not loads, examples: Ghanith, Dexkyrie, Valitsa, Tanguine, Valguine and any others I feel like :3. There may be Valduggery, there may not be. Requests are open and welcomed!

This is the translation of my last "story", featuring some of the most hilarious text messages of the Skulduggery Pleasant characters :D Enjoy! (I translated it myself so please don't look at mistakes ;D)

aggro vex takes valkyrie on a vacation they wont ever forget

Deutsche Skulduggery Pleasant Fanfiction. Alle Charaktere gehören Derek Landy, außer meine 2 OCs. Inhalt: Diamond Irie ist steinhart und sanft zugleich. Nur dies erlaubt es ihr, einen Anschlag auf das englische Sanktuarium zu überleben. In den Trümmern findet sie einen hilflosen jungen Mann mit einem schrecklichen Problem. Und sie weiß auch schon, wer ihnen helfen könnte... Spielt nach DOTL (Teil 9)!

All Saracen Rue wanted was to get drunk and watch the football. Unfortunately Dexter Vex's ability to get him in trouble when there barely speaking is as polished as ever, and he's literally dragged out a pub on a dramatic adventure full of cats and heinous plots and things like that.

Immer wieder treffen Skulduggery und Valkyrie auf die zwei britishen Bodyguards, egal ob sie wollen oder nicht. Doch das Schicksal scheint Diamond und Nuce und sie immer wieder zusammen zu schubsen. Oder besser ihre Köpfe zu nehmen und aneinander zu schlagen. Langsam stellt sich jedoch heraus, dass die zwei seltsamen Paare sich vielleicht als Kollegen eignen könnten.

Valkyrie is going for dinner with her parents, and asks Skulduggery to babysit. He, however goes to a meeting with Ravel, so asks the Dead Men to do it instead. How will they do? Will they survive? Set after The Dying Of the Light Ravel isn't a Traitor Ghastly and Anton are not dead Valkyrie never left for America Alice is about three in this