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COMPLETED~~~"And that, Katie, is why we can never be true friends. Because one day, I'm going to go out of style and that will be the day I become just another discarded fashion. No, that sounded stupid. Wait."
"Yeah, it did. Floral underwear?"
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"Um - somebody is on this freaking line?!"
"I don't know if I'm qualified as somebody, but if you're like everyone else and I can't even be qualified as Somebody, then Nobody is on this freaking line."
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Basically, girl calls random line she thought was disconnected to vent and it turned out it wasn't. The tags basically sum it up.
*DISCLAIMER* Do not try this at home. Calling random numbers to vent will most likely not find you your significant and hot other. If you wish to find somebody, please date like a normal person. Then call him/her. In that order, please.