Inkyinkstains
He's the Greasy King of the Basement. She's the Queen of North Shore. Enemies to Lovers? Probably.
Rodrick Heffley is the perpetually failing drummer of Löded Diper, obsessed with punk rock and avoiding showers. His life is loud, messy, and firmly on the bottom of the social ladder.
Regina George is the immaculate heiress and untouchable Queen Bee, whose life is governed by perfect pink and precise control.
They were never meant to meet, until a catastrophic nacho cheese incident in a mall food court throws Rodrick's younger brother onto Regina's radar.
Now, thanks to a desperate alliance and a massive mansion, Rodrick has gained secret access to luxury, and Regina has gained a new, highly inconvenient chaos project.
He's obsessed with her terror. She's obsessed with correcting his grammar. Their lives are a total disaster, fueled by expensive eyeliner, private chefs, and absolute mutual denial.
Welcome to the ultimate Fandom Canon: The Ink-Stained Rose.