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In a world slick with drama and baby oil, a tangled web of love, betrayal, and absurdity unfolds. Tamsin's accidental pregnancy with her nemesis-turned-lover, Mini-Teigun's unsettling reincarnation, and a parade of chaotic characters-including cult leader Eli, heartbroken Ewan, and nub-wielding Tia (aka Justin Bieber)-ignite a series of bizarre, oil-soaked events. With passion, vengeance, and baby oil flying in every direction, will anyone survive the madness intact? One thing's for sure: no one's heart-or skin-will be left untouched.