Dilic Stories

Are you ready for your adventure into the world of Teyvat? Well look no further than this wonderful book of oneshots! And yes I do write for everyone :D Requests are open!!!!! noun: agnostic; plural noun: agnostics a person who believes that nothing is known or can be known of the existence or nature of God or of anything beyond material phenomena; a person who claims neither faith nor disbelief in God.

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⚠Warning ⚠ this story contains extremely graphic concepts and homophobia.. in this story the people of Monstadt and Liyue don't accept the concept of homosexuality, or any form of non normative relations. also I am a Kaeluc shipper (sorry I exist..I just really like the ship.. sue me.). the story will involve graphic gore trigger warning for the following above.

♛ᴀ ʀɪᴠᴀʟʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ ♛ ☾ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴅɪʟᴜᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋᴀᴇʏᴀ ʙᴏᴛʜ ғɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴏᴠᴇ. ☼ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʜᴏᴏsᴇ ? ᴏʀ ᴡɪʟʟ ʏʏᴏᴜ ғᴀʟʟ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇᴇʟs ғᴏʀ ʙᴏᴛʜ? ••𝒰𝒫𝒟𝒜𝒯𝐸𝒟 𝐸𝒱𝐸𝑅𝒴 𝒮𝒜𝒯𝒰𝑅𝒟𝒜𝒴 ••

𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝐿𝑖𝑦𝑢𝑒, 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑚𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟. 𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦. 𝐴𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑚𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑜 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒. 𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒, 𝑠𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛 18, 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑎 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑑𝑡. 𝑂𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑦, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑒𝑡 𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ. 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒. (𝑉𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖 𝑥 !𝐹𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟)