Dipshit Stories

We all know those people in our lives, or know those people who know those people in their lives, who thrive on pointless drama. They stir the shit and throw it at the fan like there's no tomorrow, and bask in it. If you don't have any experience with these people, well, try not to take this book too personally. Lucky for me, I have a lot of these experiences, and am willing to share them with you in hopes that someone will find them funny. Nothing in this book is made up or embelished to seem more than it was. I assure you, this is bat shit crazy at its finest.

She backed me up against the wall, her hot, stinky breath all up against my face. 'I will not hesitate to steal all of your best friends, one by one, and then, tell them what a hoe you are.' So, now, I'm stuck with a bitchy' best friend' just so I dont lose all my real friends. And by the way, I'm not a hoe you're a fucking ugly ass bitch with no friends.

it's a bunch of one shots. based on ideas I didn't think were worthy.

Just some sad short or long story's that i dream or make up heh im also bored bc everyone just leaves bc ur not good enough and mess up but thats okay there loss. whoops.

The story of Tyler's life changing just from a crazy roommate.

accismus (n.) feigning disinterest in something while actually desiring it

Sayori (My Oc) is a nineteen year old who is married and has two kids. Their names are Natsuki and Alexander. Her husband, William, got married to her when she was seventeen and he was nineteen. Her ex-boyfriend is the radio demon....Alastor. They were partners in crime and one night the hit it off. Though, Sayori, classifies herself as a asexual person with her asexual husband William, even though they are married will Sayori be alone or will she finally have the courage to stay will William?

You and billy start as rivals but whats this? He ...fell for you? Mr playboy? Oh my....as soon as things start to became good a shocking twist happens

It's just our thoughts.

deadpool captain deadpool nah just deadpool

what does it look like dipshit

One day I felt like writing a story on my life. I don't know if I'll update it again, but it's pretty funny (or at least my friends think so.)

Harley and Malia move to America and have to try and hold back there alphas from raging,is there life really ending or is it just beginning from a different start..

random

Teletubbies 18+ *It was around 4:39 in the morning when dipsy had the sudden urge for tubby custard. So he got some. Whilst in the process of making the tubby custard, he woke tinkywinky, who needed to pee. So he did. And as he was wiping himself with a moist towelette, po walked in screamed and then grabbed a bowl of tubby custard and drenched tinkywinky in it. Tinkywinky screamed and woke lala who just wanted to make out with noonoo. So she did.*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So anybody who read my story the song knows what happened with Sabine Morgan. She found her loving father. Found the love of her life and had two beautiful kids. Produced many albums for many different bands. But also lost her best friend, and mentor. But what happens if Aoi knew about Sabine the whole time. But couldn't keep her, for good reasons. For her own good. What if Sabine didn't know she was adopted. What if she believed she was the revs Baby sister. What if she finds out news on her birthday that makes her think twice about everything ever done in her life. What if Uruha fell short of the man he should have been.

like a social media but only I can post 😎

A senior , Zendaya, just moved in and on her first day she bumps into the badboy, Dipsy. (like disphit) Heres their story!