Dipshit Stories

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Teletubbies 18+ *It was around 4:39 in the morning when dipsy had the sudden urge for tubby custard. So he got some. Whilst in the process of making the tubby custard, he woke tinkywinky, who needed to pee. So he did. And as he was wiping himself with a moist towelette, po walked in screamed and then grabbed a bowl of tubby custard and drenched tinkywinky in it. Tinkywinky screamed and woke lala who just wanted to make out with noonoo. So she did.*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

We all know those people in our lives, or know those people who know those people in their lives, who thrive on pointless drama. They stir the shit and throw it at the fan like there's no tomorrow, and bask in it. If you don't have any experience with these people, well, try not to take this book too personally. Lucky for me, I have a lot of these experiences, and am willing to share them with you in hopes that someone will find them funny. Nothing in this book is made up or embelished to seem more than it was. I assure you, this is bat shit crazy at its finest.

Scuffed as hell

*i still suck at making ship names* Welcome to this random shit boat life creeps . This includes the story of my cat, who's adorable when he sleeps. Similar story with my bestie. She's adorable just when she sleeps too. @reethu07. Just because of this guuuurl added to the story, this story involves unbearable curses and violence. Read it at your own risk I guess

"Run away with me, please" He said looking at me with hurt eyes "Stop playing games" I said and a tear fell down. He took his thumb and wiped the tear away. "Sophia, I'm serious" He said with a serious look. God damn this boy.

The story of Tyler's life changing just from a crazy roommate.

accismus (n.) feigning disinterest in something while actually desiring it

It's High School. Dipper is known as the nerd, the loser. His sister is known as the artist. Pacifica one of the popular girls. And Bill Cipher... the most popular guy in school. The school's quarterback, Also the best football player the school has. He's the hottest guy in school, every girl wants him.... and so does Dipper. One day Bill is informed his Grades are slipping. The teacher tells him he needs a tutor to help him after school or he can't play, but no one will volunteer. Until one person steps up. Dipper. • Will Bill bring his grades up? • Will Dipper get the guy? • Or will Pacifica steal him? • We'll see.... • ⚠️NOTICE⚠️ ~ I may or may not add smut to the story. If I do I'll let you all know so you don't have to read it if you don't want to. ~ Credit to the Story Cover is @ dipperdiscogirl_ on Instagram

Sayori (My Oc) is a nineteen year old who is married and has two kids. Their names are Natsuki and Alexander. Her husband, William, got married to her when she was seventeen and he was nineteen. Her ex-boyfriend is the radio demon....Alastor. They were partners in crime and one night the hit it off. Though, Sayori, classifies herself as a asexual person with her asexual husband William, even though they are married will Sayori be alone or will she finally have the courage to stay will William?

'girl shut yo hoe ass up' Edited: brackets [like this] indicate my after thoughts when I reviewed the chapter on 4-12-16 but I did not edit it. so enjoy my 13/14 year old thoughts. you see, reading this back makes me want to shoot my fourteen year old self. I was so annoying and emo. so nothing changed. HA I'm so funny omg. ignore all my rants up until the Zayn one. I still agree with some of that and I feel like it's still relevant. I'm not funny but for some reason my hoe ass thinks I am. I got v salty about pretty much nothing in all of my rants so. by the way I love zayn. beyond the point but yano me and my irrelevant ass are gonna be in the corner drinking some refreshing bleach. rad. out. ranty rant rant rant. How relevant, I'm ranting about rants. Just to clarify in the rant book, i will use language and if this offends you I suggest you not continue. I will talk about different things every chapter. Please do not get offended by any of it. Thank you now enjoy.

A senior , Zendaya, just moved in and on her first day she bumps into the badboy, Dipsy. (like disphit) Heres their story!

Harley and Malia move to America and have to try and hold back there alphas from raging,is there life really ending or is it just beginning from a different start..

She backed me up against the wall, her hot, stinky breath all up against my face. 'I will not hesitate to steal all of your best friends, one by one, and then, tell them what a hoe you are.' So, now, I'm stuck with a bitchy' best friend' just so I dont lose all my real friends. And by the way, I'm not a hoe you're a fucking ugly ass bitch with no friends.

Mia just made a very big mistake at the Mr. Badboy and not by fault also by accidentally grabbing the wrong family photo that was supposed to be Mr. Badboy. Now, she has to swapped pictures difficultly. Cover by: Mixharmony All rights reserved | Copyright { Warning: this may not be the best story, hope you read it without risk }