Dirk Stories

Some of my favourite Homestuck pictures and gifs.

You're (Y/N) and your life couldn't be more boring.. Being an old Black wing project... Project phoenix your life used to be exciting... Until you ran away... You were sick of being trapped in a cell with the rowdy 3...or project incubus.... So you busted out of the cage using your phycocensis and pyrocanesis you set fire to the lab setting Project incubus free and also yourself... You refused to go back and now live in the Ridgely with your weirdo neighbor Todd Brotzman and little did you know that Dirk Gently knew who you were and was wondering if you'd help in the Spring Case.....

The moment Charlie Kirk died, everything was torn apart. Erik, his wife, who can no longer cover her feelings for both Melania and Kamala; Trump, his ex, who was still desperately in love with him; and Dean, his lover, who's dreaded every day without him. ALL THIS ASIDE THIS IS ALL SATIRE FROM ME AND MY FRIEND OKAY

Charlie Kirk falls in love with dean knowing his love for dean is forbidden. He tries to fight the urges but he cannot his thoughts being to strong.!

Just a quick thing I decided to write X'D

It's the year 3000. The world has discovered the existence of demons. The kind that have pointy ears, Glowing bright eyes, claws, fangs And, once at a certain age, a need for a human plaything. A sexual plaything. So Humans started training hunters. The most common would be the tricksters. They are incredibly smart and love pranks. They also have the earliest plaything needing time. Only 13 years. Now There is one thing the humans didn't think about. The good demons who never wanted this, and try to prolong thier needs As long as possible. Dirk strider is such a demon. A trickster of 16 years. He doesn't have a plaything because he doesn't want one. He is fighting his instincts everyday. And to make matters worse, he has to go to school where a Demon hunter named Dave strider(Related or not, we will never know) has showed up and his need for a plaything just. skyrocketed. He has his sights set on Dave, and won't rest until he is HIS.

Dirk gently x holistic oc project x escaped and sees the world. For the very first time. But it isn't that pleasant at first. But friends and.. love find its way. This story is not finished yet

-my sollux's/dirk's/Cronus's head cannons from how to tell he's lying to what breaks his heart the most-

((Used to be called Never Giving Up)) This is another roleplay I've been having. Dirk had made a promise. A promise in which he promised he would never get into another fight. Well, lets just say he broke it. And he got majorly hurt while doing so. When Jake realizes whats wrong, and afterwards he notices something is wrong with Dirk. Dirk tells him almost every little secret he's ever had, and more wrongdoing happens with Dirk. But Jake plans on never giving up on him. Will that actually happen?

Dirk x oc Percy Jackson and the last kids on earth crossover, don't like? Don't read, simple, also no hate I'm not an author I'm 14, not J.K Rowling or Shakespeare

Tera is an ordinary girl untill a new guy moves next door. She soon notices that she starts to have feelings for the new kid and her old crush admits a crazy confession. Not to make her life anymore confusion, her parents also confront her with shocking news. How will Tera handle all of this drama?

A Caliborn and Feferi Fanfic!

Dave's crushed after he gets jealous of his brother and his boyfriend. He bumps into the new kid John,who just moved to the neighbour hood. After a year they get a close friend relationship. Dave soon confesses to John and..things don't go well. John claimed to not be a homosexual still and said some things he maybe shouldn't have said. Dave doesn't take it well at all and blames himself for everything. Did Dave just ruin his and johns friendship?

Okay, I want ideas on what ships to write on in Homestuck, so I will need your help!! Comment on what you think I should write!

Alternatively titled: In Which Jake Fails To Come To Grips With Boyfriend's Death. [Again. This is all my stories are about. But, eh. ]

Two newly orphaned demon kids where picked up at the side of the road and grew up to be demon hunters. What followed was.... well I guess you'll have to read to find out.

This will include Sollux,Karkat,Dave,Jake,Dirk and Kankri

Before, back when he wasn't ostracized for how he looked, it was the golden age for him. Well, it would have been if English didn't decide to betray anyone. Seriously, how could John be related to that prick again? Oh yeah. Rose was the one who messed things up with the ectobiology crap. Then again, it was bound to happen. But before, back when his hair and skin were just on the pale side and not the abnormal tone it was now... Back when Terezi wanted to lick his face off and shit because he had the "most beautiful and delicious candy red eyes". It had always sickened him when she said that. He still wonders if she ever knew how much he just hated- Well. But now, after all that useless shit happened, bro's and his relationship simply got worse. All because he said "are you my father or my brother?" But even after that, the now to where he chose to go to Japan for reasons known only to him at the time... well, Nagisa simply won't allow it. Especially Gou. He does wonder, however, if the choice he made was worth it... Dave ran the side of his hand down the right side of his chest, across the scar that could easily reopen if the stitches broke. Well, technically it was already opened... damn sword. Damn Dirk. Damn those puppets, his goddamn fear, and for hell's sake-! Damn English!

It's the 1st of December, your best friend's birthday, Jake's birthday. Not having bought him a present yet you trick him into telling you what he wants. At the party some shenanigans goes on until You, Jane, Roxy, Jake, and Dirk grow tired of the usually, boring party stuff and decide to play truth or dare. What happens when Dirk decides to dare you to be his servant pet for the rest of the night? That could only lead into lemon territory. ~~~~~ This is my first lemon, hope you enjoy! Also the smut will start later into the story, just stay tuned until then.