Dirkgently Stories

As the best friend and roommate of Amanda Brotzman, your life was a series of ups and downs. When you returned from picking up Amandas prescription one day, a strange van makes your life much more interesting.

En el momento en que tomes el control todo se hará más interesante... Lo garantizo. DirkxTodd Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (Basada en la segunda temporada de la serie de Netflix)

They've got a new case. But this time they're finally going through it as Detective and Assis-Boyfriend. When Todd's neighbor has a ghost in her apartment Dirk and Todd come to solve the case. Except they solved it much sooner than they anticipated, at least part of it. The universe is just getting started. This is just the tip of the iceberg, actually, no. It's the whole iceberg in the Arctic Ocean. Lots of (and ONLY) fluff lol Oh, and also blood, gore, and unnecessary violence but this is Dirk Gently (rather Bart) we're talking about here. COMPLETE Sequel coming soon Disclaimer: I do not own DGHDA or any of the characters in the show. This is fan fiction

In Progress...

Dirk Gently, Todd Brotzman, and one of my characters valencia Valet set off on a journey full off mystery

I haven't posted a new story in months. Help me decide what to do next.

It's quite saucy.

One shots and short fan fics from the DGHDA universe. Requests are welcomed. Hope you enjoy

Todd's pararibulitis attacks have become more frequent lately and Dirk has always been there to help.

What if Dirk had a secret no one knew about other then Blackwing? What if Mona was told to retrieve another project that they knew would help find the boy. Meet Project Valkyrie.... one of the deadliest projects Blackwing ever had.

In the onor of the second season of Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, I've written a fanfic about my favorite characters (at the moment) of season two: Panto Trost and Silas Dengdamor. Enjoy! P.S. English is not my native language so forgive me for any mistakes.

World Traveler Antiques, a small thrift shop in Orlando, Florida, is robbed in the middle of the night. The only thing stolen is a set of wooden pink chairs. Halfway across the U.S, in Chicago, Illinois, a couple from New York is murdered while they were on vacation. And yet, somehow, both events are connected. Because EVERYTHING is connected. This is a Dirk Gently story, which is inspired by and based on the 2016 television series on BBC America. You might want to watch it, because it's fantastic and I'm sure I'll make plenty a reference to the show's occurrences. Either way, enjoy!

He was lost- He couldn't find the ground- Until the sun came up- And the lost was found- Oh memories, where'd you go? You were all I'd ever known. How I miss yesterday. How I let it fade away. Dont fade away... In which Dirk is only a lost memory for Todd.

Hey I'm new to this writing thing so it'll probably suck and won't get updated very much, but the world needs more DGHDA fanfic. It's up to the universe if I make more or not

love is dangerous. and it wasn't meant for the hands of a delicate wreck and a suicidal optimist. - dirk x todd trigger warning characters are not mine

You are Project Ichnaea, also known as the 'holistic' Tracker. Supervisor Hugo and Mr.Priest want you to find Dirk Gently and bring him back to Blackwing but you have other plans and so does the universe.

some drafts!!

So I guess now Todd canonically has Pararibulitis Todd has frequent episodes, and Dirk is always there for comfort his new "friend" with cuddles. Clearly, Todd doesn't think he deserves to be helped. But Dirk helps him anyways. Todd keeps asking why Dirk is helping him, will Dirk ever tell him? Uh, duh, it is a fluffy gay fanfic.