Dirkgentlysholisticdetectiveagency Stories

A supernatural robbery across the ocean, an ex-Blackwing test subject, and the origins of Dirk's name. Could these three things possibily be connected? Of course they could. Everything is.

The Winthrop triplets seem to have a pretty normal life. They're making money, living in a decent apartment, and at least one of them is moving on up in their career of choice. Everything seems normal. Then, each of them stumbles upon a crime of their own, and the only possible connection there is just the familial relationship between them. Or is it? Self-titled "holistic detective" Dirk Gently is on the case, and he believes that there's more connections than what meets the eye. Can he solve the interconnected cases before it's too late? This book is a work of fiction based off of the television production Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016). The character of Dirk Gently belongs to Douglas Adams, and the adaptation of the character and any other characters that are not originally mine belong to Max Landis. Cover inspired by my brilliant friend @Clara_Oswin_

A jumbled collection of oneshots from the BBC America show Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. Chapters will range from angsty AUs to texts conversations between the normal crew and some random characters popping up throughout. Join me on the adventure that involves getting this fandom some more content (however uncanon it can get) before they explode.

En el momento en que tomes el control todo se hará más interesante... Lo garantizo. DirkxTodd Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (Basada en la segunda temporada de la serie de Netflix)

some drafts!!

Part Two of the Cain Saga COMPLETED "𝓜𝓻 𝓢𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓶𝓪𝓷, 𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓮 𝓪 𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶," Back in the hands of Blackwing, Dirk and Sicillian are beginning to lose any hope of escaping. But there's people who need their help, whether it's Todd and Farah who've been hopelessly searching for them, or a mysterious missing boy who needs to be returned home. Chaos is bound to reach them, wherever they are. But no matter what, it sure as hell won't be simple. Dirk Gently x OC Sequel to Icarus Started: 20th March 2021 Finished: 8th April 2021

Part One of the Cain Saga COMPLETED "𝓘𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓾𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓯𝓵𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸𝓸 𝓬𝓵𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓾𝓷," It's funny how in an instant, everything can change. Sicillian Presque aka Project Cain has been trying to settle down and lead a regular life. The breach was 16 years ago, you think she would have achieved normality, right? Nope. Just when things return to normal, the Hollistic Assistant finds herself dragged into an impossible murder case. That's just the way the universe works. Dirk Gently x OC Started: 3rd March 2021 Finished: 20th March 2021

It's been four months since Dirk solved the Oneiroi case and human existence, (yes, Dirk solved the case of human existence) and they were beginning to get used to the idea of maybe, possibly, living a normal life. Not that they wanted that, of course. But they had stopped Blackwing so maybe the universe was fixed and no more weird stuff would happen... Wrong! Get ready for a tale of goats, a boat, drugs, and lots of other random stuff. I told you this one was weird.

It's quite saucy.

☆。*。☆。 ★。＼｜／。★ Just a book in which i publish some x reader works that i write ★。／｜＼。★ ☆。*。☆。

Yaaayyy im obsessed with something else again again yayyyyy.... SPOILERS FOR DIRK GENTLY'S HOLISTIC DETECTIVE AGENCY

Second fanfiction- HOLD ON, COME BACK, THE FIRST WAS QUITE WELL-RECEIVED. Okay, now that you're here, I'm going to say that his is a reader insert based off of the 2016 Television adaptation. I hope you enjoy! Credit to my friend for the cover! (Also if Max Landis somehow sees this because he seems like the sort who would read fanfiction, which isn't a bad thing, I'd like to say 1. I'm a big fan, 2. Your version is better than this so I'm sorry)

B L A C K W I N G D I R K G E N T L Y

As the best friend and roommate of Amanda Brotzman, your life was a series of ups and downs. When you returned from picking up Amandas prescription one day, a strange van makes your life much more interesting.

conspiracies !!

Despite them being called "The Eight Months of Nothing", a lot happened in that time. Let's take a look, shall we?

Basically a brotzly fanfic from todds POV. He's just joined a new high school and met Dirk.

dirk gently, a holostic detective, attempts shopping

They've got a new case. But this time they're finally going through it as Detective and Assis-Boyfriend. When Todd's neighbor has a ghost in her apartment Dirk and Todd come to solve the case. Except they solved it much sooner than they anticipated, at least part of it. The universe is just getting started. This is just the tip of the iceberg, actually, no. It's the whole iceberg in the Arctic Ocean. Lots of (and ONLY) fluff lol Oh, and also blood, gore, and unnecessary violence but this is Dirk Gently (rather Bart) we're talking about here. COMPLETE Sequel coming soon Disclaimer: I do not own DGHDA or any of the characters in the show. This is fan fiction