Dirkjake Stories

Alright. This sucks. Don't waste your time. Don't comment stupid stuff. I know how bad it is. Don't start please. You'll only waste brain cells.

It's one a.m. on a Thursday night (morning?) when Karkat's presence was "blessed" by the oh so irritating Dave Strider. At first, neither one thinks anything of the encounter, besides the mutual "Oh shit, he's hot" moment, but when they both attend a New Year's Eve party, both boys begin to notice the undeniable ties between their lives. How could they not have noticed these before? ""Dude, this is insane. How could we have gone so long without knowing one another?" "Well, I don't know about you, but I knew you existed a long time ago. I just never cared to meet you." "Aw, for real. That hurts, bro. Right here, in my lung." "You're so weird, oh my god." **** Slow editing, Updates on Sundays All rights to characters belongs to Andrew Hussie this is posted on my ao3 account, so you can check it out there as well ((READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!))

♱ "WWHERE ARE YOU, YOU DEMONIC BASTARD?!" "Over here, thweetheart.~" ♱

David is Dave's twin. He doesn't like being his twin for one reason, Dave is popular and no one pays attention to him. Hal is Dirk's twin. Dirk always is saying that he is the most annoying twin in the world. One day Dirk and Hal go and visit Dave and David. Hal wonders why David is always so sad. So he decides to ask. The answer he gets is not what he expected. (Dave and Dirk aren't related they just have the same last name)

I love hybridstuck Jake. hes a deer squee

In which Dirk and Jake get snowed in, cuddling ensues. - - - I hate this as much as the next guy but y'all I need to be putting out content so take this from my withered hands. - - Photo cred to ikimaru bless their soul for supplying content for this shit

New Years with Dirk and Jake. Fan girl 1: AHH ARE THEY GONNA HIT IT OFF! Fan girl 2: PLSSS TELL ME THEY DO! Author: oh my gosh. CAN YOU JUST READ TO FIND OUT! My goodness. Dirk: actually I can just tell you right now *SQUEEL* Author: DIRK STRIDER YOU WILL NOT! NOW GO TO THE CORNER AND READ IT FOR DAMN SAKE! Dirk: BUT I LIVED I- Author: I DONT GIVE A DAMN NOW GO! *Jake cradles Dirk* Jake: shhh it's okay Dirk: the author lady is mean Author: JUST READ THE DAMN ONE SHOT *starts crying* Fan girl 1 &2: *starts crying out of da feels* *Jake cradles everyone* Jake: shhh it's okay. THE END

two boys with seemingly nothing in common get to know each other; maybe they aren't so different after all. ! contains violence, abuse, foul language (+ f slur) and maybe smut in later chapters ! ✎ᝰ this is a re-write of one of my older books :) -high school au -background rosemary and dirkjake -dirk and bro exist simultaneously -good big brother dirk !!! -for the sake of this story, some things are a bit different from canon :P ((sorry if anyone's ooc shjshhsjksjsjsjsj))

Dirk and Jake create a plan to watch the most beautiful thing either of them have seen.

You're name is Jake English and you're living in the city of sex, romance, mystery, and murder. It's a pretty boring life for you, well, it was boring until you found out your Nanna was diagnosed with COPD. So, now you're living with her so you make sure she's okay. You work as a maid and you're pretty unsatisfied with your life...until you meet Dirk Strider.

Homestuck smut, sometimes plot, sometimes not, i only have a limited amount of ships and not taking requests

A collection of writing practice and requests!! pls request stuff i need it man. but anyways enjoy the homestuck babeyyyy

Dave Strider has always love John Egbert. Everyone could see it through those sunglasses. If only John could see how much he means to him. -time skip- The world is ending. John thinks that Dave is growing apart from him. Dave still loves John with all his heart. He would take the bullet for him any day. John doesn't trust Dave anymore, plus Rose is missing. So that's nice for the good ol' Betas. Dirk is lost and has no clue where everybody is. Jake is freaking out and is on the search for him. Jane and Roxy is on a cruise that's sinking ever so slowly. Vacations, aren't they great? The kids must somehow get back together without to much problems that might cause even more problems because that totally makes sense. -SWITCH- On Alterania the trolls are trying to help the kids somehow while hiding from something or someone that's trying to kill them. Sollux is trying to help everyone with their problems. Eridan is being really suspicious. Gamzee and Vriksa is missing Terezi got her vision back somehow and Karkat lost his. Rose is there trying to help them as well but she's getting sicker by the day. Well, at least we know where Rose is. -other- (Heinoustuck which comes later later on. like, LATER LATER ON. if i ever get to that point.) One way or another, they must all find out how to stop the stupid outbreak and rebuild the world but of course it would be no easy task. Some lives may be lost and some may be gained, who knows honestly. -+-+-+-+- tbh. this is probably going to be shit but oh wells. btw, upd8s are going to be slow as fuck so be prepared to get upd8s after 2 months or whatever.

20 year old Dirk Strider set off to California in visit of his close friend Roxy Lalonde, and in company of his little bro Dave, he plans out to thing of a relaxation-filled summer vacation. Little did Dirk know is that destiny would fill him up with the encounter of a merman who calls himself as John and will serve for his quest to find a little help that can give him an "extreme favor"... to reunite the little merman to what he declares as his true love from affar. **Contains sick and sexual humor, strong language, ships that may not be everyone's favorite, and a slight posibility of 'smut'. You've been warned.** ©All characters used in this story and original concept of the webcomic "Homestuck" are all rightly reserved and so belong to Andrew Hussie.

Dirk and Jake meet up in school. They seem to both stand out... Especially when they are near each other....

"Listen, Jake," The blonde boy spoke into the receiver of the phone, tapping his nails against the table, "I know you're having fun at the movies with Jane right now. But I have to tell you something... And it's really important. I don't think it can wait. So just... call me. Soon. Please."

“I find that I can't. Because holy hell, I want Dirk Strider. So, maybe, just maybe, I'll accept it just for tonight.. ”

Dirk and Jake are the best of friends. Scratch that, best of boyfriends. They're a mess. But a lovely one at that.