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One day, Roxy decides to make random, "yaoi" fanfics about her friends, Jake, Dirk and Jane. Until her Friends then figure out about the fanfics she made about them. (also if anyone made an fic about this already then pls contact me) (HEYY I FOUND THE ACTUAL FIC, AND IM KINDA DECIDING TO TAKE DOWN THIS FIC!!)

20 year old Dirk Strider set off to California in visit of his close friend Roxy Lalonde, and in company of his little bro Dave, he plans out to thing of a relaxation-filled summer vacation. Little did Dirk know is that destiny would fill him up with the encounter of a merman who calls himself as John and will serve for his quest to find a little help that can give him an "extreme favor"... to reunite the little merman to what he declares as his true love from affar. **Contains sick and sexual humor, strong language, ships that may not be everyone's favorite, and a slight posibility of 'smut'. You've been warned.** ©All characters used in this story and original concept of the webcomic "Homestuck" are all rightly reserved and so belong to Andrew Hussie.

Warning: This is a one shot. There WILL be smut. BoyxBoy don't like don't read.

Surprise, surprise! While you all thought I was working on Zombiestuck, I'm working on this. Such productivity.

My name is Jake English. I played a game with my friends a long time ago. Today I will recount (for personal reasons) the first night we arrived in that game. I will express my regret, anger, and pain I feel towards the result of those shenanigans. And Jane. Oh god do I miss Jane. (( I take no credit for the art I used as the cover. goes along with my Gamzee Makara and Dave Strider things[same universe.] If you want to hear the song that inspired it (( and where I got the art)) go here: http://youtu.be/ZTkdO7c4MEE thank you and enjoy!))

It's Dirk's day off n stuff and kawaii desu n stuff lets goo

Dirk has a secret about his true identity, and Jake can't handle it. ((FICLET))

Ok so I'm doing this differently, getting the credits out of the way and then I'm going to explain this weird story. All of these characters belong to Andrew Hussie, the creator of Homestuck If anyone can tell me who made the image for the cover I will credit them here: Plot belongs to me Warnings: Cursing, Fluff, Gays OK SO, this story is just about Rose having a tea party with most of my ships... and moral ships. Basically in my fiction writing class we had to write based off of "You can have any three characters at a tea party, PLAN IT AND WRITE IT". Now I could have wrote that as a self insert thing here, but instead it inspired it to write this... and each paragraph or so changes the story's focus, so it's kinda all over the place,sorry in advance... uh yeah so the ships included are: DirkJake, KanayaRose, SolluxAradia, JadeDave, KarkatTerezi, and NepetaEquius. Which are red and which are pale? Read on I guess if you want... Enjoy!

Dirk and Jake are the best of friends. Scratch that, best of boyfriends. They're a mess. But a lovely one at that.

Barista Dirk gets a special surprise on the job

Cover by ikimaru Dirkjake not jakedirk cuz dirk tops \(^•w•^)

When Dave and Dirk become what they hunt, how do the handle it. More importantly; how will their friends take it?

A man seems to have the same dreams over and over as a young boy who he once was in love with... Although he still is.

It all began with the man on the bus. -discontinued-

a mourning brother meets a financially struggling florist.

Dirk and Jake have been friends their whole life. But when Jake confesses his love to dirk he doesn't know how he'll react

heck yeah