Dirkjohn Stories

haha gay cliche sleepover yadda yadda dave is out of town and dirk is bored so he invites john over even tho he's presumably 'straight as fuck' like anything can go wrong lol

John trying to catch up on some work after a long day's work, gets a message from his boyfriend to look out the window.

Hahaha, here, let me just shine the light of one of my favorite rare pairs upon you ^^ ((I'm actually not 100% sure exactly how sweet and pure this will remain/if it will even remain a one shot, so here's a warning, just to be safe [as if you people would even shy away from smut though, who am I kidding])

This is a Post SBURB au DirkJohn thing. There will be other couples mentioned (DaveKat cause my sis and my friend ship it also JaneRoxy, Rosemary) but these will not be the main focus of the story. There may or may not be smut (any chapters with smut will say so at the beginning of the chapter). Sadly, I do not own Homestuck. Nor do I own Dirk Strider or John Egbert. These are not my characters. NOT. A. SINGLE. ONE. Andrew Hussie owns Homestuck and all the associated characters. Also loosely based off of an rp I did a few months back with one of my friends.

//I'm not a Homosexual// John told himself, but he couldn't help falling for every boy close to him. Dave is adorable, Jake is the smart speaking cutie and Dirk is the sexy otaku. What will happen when all three step up to compete for our smol bean's heart? owo

In a world, of witches, warlocks, goblins, and their lovely sidekicks. Dave Strider learns that he is a black cat. A servant, soulmate of his witch. Marks lead him to find that he's not the only one assigned to this witch. What will happen when one of his soulmates is his older brother and the witch is the scariest witch of all.

Dave is left to ponder and think about his recent behavior in response to Dirk and John's new relationship, and wonders if his overreaction was jeopardizing his relationships with his brother and his best friend. (DirkJohn mention)

When the kids passed through the House to gain the Ultimate Reward, the world was reset. The kids grew up together, never knowing or remembering what they went through. Yet, slowly, memories start to resurface. One can never truly forget their past.

a young man by the name of john egbert stands alone in his bedroom, pissed as fuck because his roommate terezi and dirk strider are on his couch, watching fucking my little pony. we follow john's thoughts and feels as dirk just just keeps popping up more and more in his life. ships appeared: dirkjohn, jadenep, vrisrezi, rosemary, davekat (i cant stand writing straight ships lol) terezi and nepeta are nonbinary and are written with they/them pronouns. multiple characters are lgbt, but their not all labeled or have all of their pronouns written out. my writing is all in lowercase, but it is grammatically correct and coherent. chats written like they're on pesterchum are written like the respective characters. formatting for pesterchats change to adapt for the fact theres no text colors on here. cover credit: senyaluz on tumblr (no relation to the story, just one of my favorite artists) bonus creds: my lovely bf for writing pesterchats with me, being my john, and helping with planning and ideas. also creds to my bestfriend for being resident rose! im happy to have kinnies on board to help with proper characterization. note: NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS ARE MINE (obviously). their hussies and i simply improved them.

dirk has to go to work, john doesnt want him to. feat. top!john. this is based off those fluff sentence prompt lists and was done at like 11pm so dont bully me

This is a DirkJohn book so if you don't like the ship don't read. it's that simple. John falls head over heels for his best friends older brother, Dirk Strider. He doesn't know what to do with his feelings but he's afraid if he doesn't confess soon he's going to loose him to someone else.

So um this is a book for just images. I mane images i have, The images will be Dave, John, Dirk, DaveJohn, DirkJohn, BroJohn, ships, silly/funny images stupid stuff like that yeah. Homestuck, smut and/or fluff. The images will most likely NOT BELONG TO ME. and as always if you don't like the ships don't look/read, yes ik BroJohn is gross and bad and I hate myself for liking it.

John has a slight problem. He is hopelessly in love with one Dave Strider. During an ironic weekend hangout he struggles internally with this dilemma and gets some help from the original Strider, Dirk.

Deaf Dirk X John Dirk suffers from many things, being lonely and unable to listen to another. Or anything really. He is struggling and needs someone to move in with him in order to be his caretaker for after he gets his surgery to be able to hear. John works in a cafe and notices that Dirk comes in so often but never interacts with anyone. Even that he looks ever so depressingly out the window as if waiting for someone. So John does the only logical thing to do- move in. John himself, is going to college but thankfully has everything online. Which is perfect to be able to care for Dirk and help him smile. Even if it is only for a second. Finally got the source of this beautiful Picture I use for the cover. His Instagram is @jay_aye_y ✌

this does not tie in with the dave strider timeline btw

When the King of Derse goes missing, Dirk has to take over, even if he isn't ready. Meanwhile, a former Knight is faced with a death penalty by pirates for finding out too much. (this story was a little idea I got? I probably won't finish it since I'm not very good at finishing stories but yeah hey if you think you can do better than me, go ahead!! as long as you credit my original story I know its not 100% original since ideas like this have been done before but I liked my take on it)

This is a new story inspired by "in another life" a bokuaka fanfic. Anyway, You'll figure out what it's about if you keep reading. disclaimer!!: THESE CHARACTERS DO NOT BELONG TO ME NOR DOES HOMESTUCK.

Bro X John

this was originally a roleplay between me and a good friend, but now it's a crappy story, so yeah. - tess. trigger warning below! !gay marriage !cutting, depressing thoughts. !sexual references !brusing, hitting. !more to come!