Dirkstrider Stories

You. the girl with the straight A's the prep sweaters and collared shirts. the girl who pretends she's perfect. You are paired up with the 'cool kid' Dirk fucking Strider. He is popular with every soul in the school. He probably knows their names. Except yours. You have always seen him as the one stuck up kid who couldn't give a shit about anyone but himself. but your teacher paired you up to help him. How fair everyone else gets to pick partners but no not you!

it is finally new years eve your favorite time of the year but you always spend it alone but this year it is changing.

a book full of homestuck oneshots ! title says all I think

I don't CARE that Homestuck is "o^er" I'm gonna make this dammit! >:)/333> Request what you want, you can request any ships and quadrants or x readers, Limes are accepted but no Lemons! I will also do AU ^ersions of characters! (Cover Art NOT Mine!)

A young girl has just faced the most terrifying moment of her life... Her older sister Summer died of a horrible accident...And she had to choice but to live with her abusive father. But everything suddenly changes when her dad gets a call, a business call. They are moving to Texas, home of the legendary Dave Strider, Dirk Strider and Bro Strider. her life is going to change...Forever.

heck yeah

Small stories with Homestuck characters x my oc ;33 Principally John!!! I don't expect anything from this! I just needed a place to keep my small scenarios comfortably where I can read them or something. Even though the stories I come up with myself will have a backstory already for the reader, I might take request and ideas for the beta trolls and beta kids :b I'm not so confident about the ancestors, dancestors and alpha kids, since I haven't really gotten to that part yet, so I don't know their personalities and stuff ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀) Anyway, I also noticed that there aren't many Homestuck fanfics in Wattpad! So I wanted to fix that for those who don't know how to use ao3 ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ (me) Mind you I've never read Homestuck^2, and I refuse to do so, at least meanwhile, it doesn't exist to me!! >:o Start: 05/21/2025

Karkat Vantas is one heck of an oblivious troll. He was forced to help his friends, Tavros Nitram and Gamzee Makara, get together. But Gamzee seems to have some kind of plan to get him into a relationship as well He sets up a date for Karkat and his "friend", Dave Strider. Karkat then finds out his family thinks he and Dave are matesprits. He gets sudden jolts of excitement whenever hes around a certain someone Specifically, Dave Karkat then starts to develop feelings for his friend. But as the oblivious character, Karkat thinks Dave doesnt like him. He knew he was just being a friend ☆★☆★☆★ Hello! Now this is the classic oblivious character liking somebody and not knowing that they like them too. Ahh, dont you just love-hate oblivious characters? I do! Anyways, thanks for reading this! And special thanks to : @--L4v4St0n3-- for the cover! Thx WARNING : Contains swear words, if you are easily offended please dont read this Remember, I do not own Homestuck (I wish I did), Andrew Hussie does! All characters not mentioned in the

Just a bunch of homestuck oneshots some with different au's. Requests are open. All characters belong to Andrew hussie.

I'm sure you've seen or heard of this scenario before... A framed John, the bank-robbing Strider brothers, and a traumatized and mentally unstable Jake... all whom are fellow inmates within a prison. This set up has been done before by others, but this is my take on the story. My own interpretation. I hope that whoever reads this will enjoy my version of this AU!! ☺️ Also I hope people don't mind a little romance~ 😉

Jake and John run from the lab known as their home. They run to a nearby forest only to find a cabin occupied with hunters. Running... Running... And Running is all the do that night. But suddenly they stop and fall too the ground of exhaustion. ===============>>>> "Dave! My ears are stuck!" Dirk yells from the next room. His ears caught in a hat. "How?!" Dave burst out laughing. "Help me?!" Dirk is whimpering. "Okay okay chill its gonna hurt." Dave replies pulling the hat off Dirk yelping and whimpering in pain. Time Skip--->>> "Dirk! Lets go on a walk im bored!" Dave whines. "Kay get your stuff" Dirk answers. As they walk out the door some kids are screaming in pain?? They are running and they bump into you. Mumbling a sorry they continue to run. Five men running after them. "We should help." Dave says quietly... Dirk replies instantly with a nod. Keep reading 2 find out what happens...

Dirk is dealing with the lost of his brother Dave.

your roommate has been working himself a little too hard

A whole bunch of short stories about the guardians and the kids when they were, well, kids. THIS IS A WHOLE LOTTA SADSTUCK SO LIKE BE CAREFULLLL

David is Dave's twin. He doesn't like being his twin for one reason, Dave is popular and no one pays attention to him. Hal is Dirk's twin. Dirk always is saying that he is the most annoying twin in the world. One day Dirk and Hal go and visit Dave and David. Hal wonders why David is always so sad. So he decides to ask. The answer he gets is not what he expected. (Dave and Dirk aren't related they just have the same last name)

Just a bunch of Homestuck shit

if you leave the window open, the soul is free. [WARNING: MENTIONED AND REFERENCED SUICIDE]

This is based off an omegle roleplay. Since Ace and I enjoyed talking, we now roleplay to figure out how this story goes. Now, this WILL continue until we both agree to end it. - I randomly change the title sometimes -