Dirkstrider Stories

This is schoolstuck. Dirk Strider is your not-so average nerd. His intelligence in robotics earned him a few teasings, which is quite cliché, yet he isn't your classic, "I'm stuttery, quiet, shy, and I also have glasses, braces and real bad acne" nerd. He's quite chill and cool, doesn't actually give a god damn shit about his bullies. Luckily, Dirk also has his good friends Jane Crocker and Roxy Lalonde alongside him.

Just a jumble of random HS headcanons. Will include AUs. If you like, you can comment one or two and if I like it, I'll include it in this thing. DISCLAIMERS: HOMESTUCK AND ITS CHARACTERS BELONG TO ANDREW HUSSIE. AUs WILL VERY MOST LIKELY NOT BE MINE, THOUGH I WISH THEY WERE. IF IT IS A HEADCANON FOR AN AU I WILL STATE THE ORIGINAL CREATOR UNLESS I CANT FIND IT, FOR WHICH IM VERY SORRY. SOME HEADCANONS WILL NOT BELONG TO ME AND WILL BELONG TO OTHER PEOPLE (such as you) WHO ILL TRY TO NAME. KEY WORD TRY. SOME HEADCANONS WILL BE MINE AND I WILL NOT GIVE ANY SOURCE INFO IF IT IS. WILL CONTAIN MULTISHIPPING HEADCANONS. IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT KIND OF SHIT, PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM... WHATEVER THIS IS.

Just some Homestuck crack brought to you by me and my friends. PS most of the Dirk stuff is brought to you by my local DS rper, me.

My name is Jake English. I played a game with my friends a long time ago. Today I will recount (for personal reasons) the first night we arrived in that game. I will express my regret, anger, and pain I feel towards the result of those shenanigans. And Jane. Oh god do I miss Jane. (( I take no credit for the art I used as the cover. goes along with my Gamzee Makara and Dave Strider things[same universe.] If you want to hear the song that inspired it (( and where I got the art)) go here: http://youtu.be/ZTkdO7c4MEE thank you and enjoy!))

Just a quick thing I decided to write X'D

Official book for the Rich-stuck AU!

Hahaha, here, let me just shine the light of one of my favorite rare pairs upon you ^^ ((I'm actually not 100% sure exactly how sweet and pure this will remain/if it will even remain a one shot, so here's a warning, just to be safe [as if you people would even shy away from smut though, who am I kidding])

You didn't ask to become this stupid class in this aspect, you feel as if you're in a world of lies. Is there a possibility to be able to live a truth once more? (THIS IS ABSOLUTELY OOC AND BARELY REFERENCING THE HS STORY AT ALL WITH THE SETTING!)

((Used to be called Never Giving Up)) This is another roleplay I've been having. Dirk had made a promise. A promise in which he promised he would never get into another fight. Well, lets just say he broke it. And he got majorly hurt while doing so. When Jake realizes whats wrong, and afterwards he notices something is wrong with Dirk. Dirk tells him almost every little secret he's ever had, and more wrongdoing happens with Dirk. But Jake plans on never giving up on him. Will that actually happen?

Your name is Dave Strider. You're 16 years old. You have an.. Interesting career. ---- 16 year old Dave Strider is a demon hunter with his older brother, Dirk. The Striders became hunters after their Bro died on the job. Karkat Vantas is the new kid. He moved to Houston, Texas after the death of his father to live with his older brother Kankri. He never thought that he'd have to go into hiding with his brother, but here he was.

It's late at night, and you are dealing with a disturbing presence. Due to this you go out to investigate the matter, just to get into STICKY business. During your adventure you meet a mysterious stranger by the name of Dirk Strider. In this intense tale of romantic acts, danger, and more, get fucking ready, because shit is about to go down.

(Was inspired by @UmeJuuzou ) You are at your sisters wedding, she has just stolen the love of your life, and your parents flat ignore you. On the night of the wedding you decide to get away, only to have a strange man with a long hat and brown ears lurer you into a garden, he seems... strange as he walked you around talking about strange places he's been. He looks down at his watch and smirks, and before you knew it, you were falling, no. Not for him. You were really falling! It seemed endless until you finally hit something and land softly on the ground.. What happened to you? What will happen to you? Find out here!

Panting, we rush out into the ashen grey field. We were being chased. - Your name is (y/n), you've been trying to stay alive during this war outbreak that went even more to hell with your friend, Dirk Strider. The five year war was over, but survivors were scarce. The nuclear war created a disease. People would become cannibals. Zombies. For two years, you've been traveling on foot with your "best friend" Dirk Strider. but zombies had invaded your so-called "hidden" camp, causing you and Dirk to evacuate. All is about as good as any situation could be in an apocalypse until you run into another boy. That boy's name just so happened to be Dave Strider, that same boy that got kidnapped from you just a year prior. - The three of you travel together throughout the cities, trying to find any source of civilization. Hardships and worries make you grow closer each of the boys over time.. Friends are made and lost, and betrayal is no new story. - (Edit) 12/26/18: I still have not found the artist of the picture that I've used as the cover for this book, if anyone knows/finds out who the artist is, please contact me with their information. I need to give credit where credit is due! Thank you. -Jay - #1 in Sadstuck #1 in Rose Lalonde #1 in Zombiestuck #1 in Jane Crocker #2 in Dirk Strider #2 in Jake English #2 in Kanaya Maryam #2 in DaveStriderxReader #3 in Dave Strider #3 in DavexReader #3 in DirkxReader

just a oneshot with a high trigger warning

Dirk and Jake do a oneshot.

After a hard breakup, many suicide attempts, changing to an alcoholic, drug addict, even a point in time when he was in prison, dirk strider is officially broken. He would see Jake smiling, he seemed so happy now that he was single. As dirk laid in bed, he received a text that would hopefully fix him.

Rainy days are good for three things: 1. Having movie marathons 2. Eating enough junk food to choke a hippo 3. Cuddling with your boyfr-best friend. Best friend. John and Dave certainly take advantage of it.

Dirk goes to a show with Dave and gets to meet his favorite rider who gives him her card for lessons. All Dirk has to do is convince Dave and start riding. Prompt: Dirk and horses My Response: I need a little more than that, but I hope this is good enough.

Cute DirkJake story started October 2020 Dirk just found out his best bro Jake English will be coming over to Texas for a holiday! This is the perfect chance for Dirk to get close to him! Story includes DirkJake (duh). RoseJade and DaveKat. *Note* Im dyslexic so some things might not make sense but i will be editing this to fix anything i messed up. i will try my best not to fuck it up.