Dirkstrider Stories

As time slowly runs out, The poor girl shouted, "Remember me please! I don't want your memory to be clouded!" But as the girl screamed, The time for the end drew near, She realized this, and cried one single tear. I do not own the cover picture, nor do I own Homestuck. Homestuck belongs to a deliciously evil man named Andrew Hussie.

You find an unconscious Dave Strider in a desolate street and allow him to crash at your place, only to find out that he's come all the way from Texas to find his bro, Dirk Strider. What seems like an easy task soon evolves into something much more complicated when you finally locate Dirk, and realize three things. One, Dave is hot as fuck. Two, Dirk is also hot as fuck. Three, they have the same taste in girls. "i warned you about the striders, bro. i told you dog!"

Dirk no longer feels that special spark for Jake anymore, and Dirk decides to break up with him. That was months ago. Dirk regrets breaking the Brit's heart, and wishes to have him back in his arms. Homestuck and all characters belong to Andrew Hussie. Based on the video: 'DirkJake- Say Something CMV' by Outcasts Cosplay on YouTube. Art by: Tumblr user viria.

Random Homestuck stuff, fanfics, random ships, headcanons, etc.? idk, I'm just existing man.

THIS IS NOT MY STORY!!! I copied this off of; Archive Of Our Own This Is just such an amazing story, I had to make this more famous. It literally made me cry.

Dave goes through his first breakup and it goes roughly. Only minutes later, he has his first kiss. He is struggling to accept the reality of both situations. Written for Stridercest Week 2022! :3

It's about you in a sad world when someone comes along.....

You didn't ask to become this stupid class in this aspect, you feel as if you're in a world of lies. Is there a possibility to be able to live a truth once more? (THIS IS ABSOLUTELY OOC AND BARELY REFERENCING THE HS STORY AT ALL WITH THE SETTING!)

Dirk's always been the favorite child, so when he goes away for college his parents finally split leaving Dave in the dirt. Dirk and Dave get in a small fight which results in Dave running away and Dirk having to find him.

ask dirk strider and and eridan your question

Reader tries to ask Dirk to be her valentine, but keeps getting interrupted. Requested by a friend.

This is basically Homestuck oneshots, but theres lyrics! Like the whole oneshot is about the song i use in it. If you want to request anything then go ahead and either dm or something! Or you can also comment on the first chapter, aka the request page! Thatll be where all the information about requesting is at! Anyways, I hope you all will like this!

A fan fiction I started a long time ago

4 siblings make a bet... Who can kiss the new kids first... DirkxJake DavexJohn RosexJade RoxyxJane inspired by that_fren (was an unfinished story this is my ending to it) hope u dont mind The idea is only from them the ending and tge writing is mine. Pictures arent mine

Based off the video on youtube [Zombiestuck] Sea of love. I own nothing =).

Ask the humans or trolls anything!! They'll answer, eventually. Also, keep it PG13 please.

Your name is Jake English, you are 17, and you are ... normal, there's not much more than that. You are the stereotypical 'Nerd' and maybe sometimes "Jock" at your school. You don't have many friends except for Roxy who is almost always drunk and Jane who's obsessed with baking. But don't let that fool you they'll kick ass if need be. And then there's the new guy Dirt Strudel I think it was he seems pretty chill (and hot af) but you don't know much about him. You think you'll change that. (I do not own anything it's all Andrew Hussie. The art is by ikimaru on Tumblr, I sadly am not that good an artist)

so this might just be me ranting and stuff or it could be stories i dont go on wattpad that much anymore but id like to start writing stories again

highschool is boring and tough, though if you have friends that you hang out with often: it might be a little better. your name is dirk strider, and you have 3 friends that are awesome. after a day of planning, you all decide to have a night off. but who knew it would happen every week, and every week would be far different from the last? °--------------------° homestuck belongs to andrew hussie. fanfic belongs to me. hope you enjoy! ^^"

your roommate has been working himself a little too hard