Dirkxreader Stories

it is finally new years eve your favorite time of the year but you always spend it alone but this year it is changing.

!!!!!NOT BEING UPDATED!!!!! Okay so I was watching the Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency panel in San Diego and one of the questions was 'What case would you like Dirk Gently to try to solve?' and Max Landis' answer was hilarious. If you've seen the San Diego Dirk Gently panel then you may already know what's going to happen. Basically what Max did was he almost created the plot of an episode/season within his two-minute answer. It was so random and funny and it was just so Dirk that I had to write something about it. Hope you enjoy!

In this I will have the male Humans and the male looking trolls (I say looking since Trolls do not have genders the looks mostly show if boy or girl) I will not write much lemon but if I do I will put LEMON on the title of the chapter to warn the people who do not wish to read lemons So I will have humans : Dirk , John ,Dave , Jake Trolls : Karkat ,Kankri , Eridan , Cronus , Sollux , Mituna , Gamzee , Kurloz , Tav (idk how to spell his name ) ,Rufioh I may add Equis and the other one but idk I will possibly add anyone else if people ask but *shrugs* idk. I may take long to update but it may be for the other things I am writing or for my real life problems so please dont get mad. I may do one shots if not too tired. So yeah Hope you like it.

Falling in love is a myth. We drift towards others to help ourselves feel secure. Having someone to lean on is selfish; it's not love, just a mask for something much less beautiful. What happens when you never meant to fall in love and suddenly the man you never expected to be the one of your dreams sweeps you right off your feet?

It's late at night, and you are dealing with a disturbing presence. Due to this you go out to investigate the matter, just to get into STICKY business. During your adventure you meet a mysterious stranger by the name of Dirk Strider. In this intense tale of romantic acts, danger, and more, get fucking ready, because shit is about to go down.

You and Dirk Strider plus the homsetuck caricatures, live a normal life. But the twist is, you have a huge crush on the one and only Dirk Strider for over 5 years now. So you try to make yourself noticeable twords him. But your a shy person who can't spend a second being caushious of people and trolls around you of what they think of you. And when Dirk walks by ACT NORMAL!!!

As a fellow fangirl I know the struggle of liking a fictional character... Or ... At least he WAS fictional.

2-Part story..You are walking home from your school until you see a strange man walking close by you. It turns out he is a dangerous criminal waiting to strike, who will save you?! Will this mysterious stranger become the man of your life? Read to find out!

Dirk is Dave's twin who thinks it's fun to tease Dave with everything, mostly because Dave is the younger twin. When Dave meets (Y/n) and quickly falls in love, Dirk makes it a competition for a joke but soon finds himself falling in love, too.

This is my first time making anything like this so I hope I'm not to bad I don't own homestuck/demonstuck or any of the Pictures/Videos

A Dirk Strider x Reader fanfiction. Will have multiple chapters!! I will try to update often. Sorry for the shitty name.

(20 Parts) Why...? Why was he being so gentle? He hadn't taken any positive interest in you until that moment, but then again, you hadn't really seen much of him since he showed up. The tears leaked out of your eyes because you knew that you had lost it all. And it was all his fault. Everything was gone. No one was going to just ignore you like you had planned. They had all been getting more suspicious lately... And now you were being found completely guilty. (I don't own Homestuck, Dirk Strider, Jade Harley, Feferi Peixes, Sollux Captor, or the picture. I own the storyline.)

Follow Andrew Hussie through a broken wonderstuck, where his new friend (y/n) the Huntress asks him for his aid to fix the damage done to their world by the Red Queen's madness. I don't own Homestuck or Alice in wonderland

Panting, we rush out into the ashen grey field. We were being chased. - Your name is (y/n), you've been trying to stay alive during this war outbreak that went even more to hell with your friend, Dirk Strider. The five year war was over, but survivors were scarce. The nuclear war created a disease. People would become cannibals. Zombies. For two years, you've been traveling on foot with your "best friend" Dirk Strider. but zombies had invaded your so-called "hidden" camp, causing you and Dirk to evacuate. All is about as good as any situation could be in an apocalypse until you run into another boy. That boy's name just so happened to be Dave Strider, that same boy that got kidnapped from you just a year prior. - The three of you travel together throughout the cities, trying to find any source of civilization. Hardships and worries make you grow closer each of the boys over time.. Friends are made and lost, and betrayal is no new story. - (Edit) 12/26/18: I still have not found the artist of the picture that I've used as the cover for this book, if anyone knows/finds out who the artist is, please contact me with their information. I need to give credit where credit is due! Thank you. -Jay - #1 in Sadstuck #1 in Rose Lalonde #1 in Zombiestuck #1 in Jane Crocker #2 in Dirk Strider #2 in Jake English #2 in Kanaya Maryam #2 in DaveStriderxReader #3 in Dave Strider #3 in DavexReader #3 in DirkxReader

Dirk x reader x frozen apocalypse.

Second fanfiction- HOLD ON, COME BACK, THE FIRST WAS QUITE WELL-RECEIVED. Okay, now that you're here, I'm going to say that his is a reader insert based off of the 2016 Television adaptation. I hope you enjoy! Credit to my friend for the cover! (Also if Max Landis somehow sees this because he seems like the sort who would read fanfiction, which isn't a bad thing, I'd like to say 1. I'm a big fan, 2. Your version is better than this so I'm sorry)

ok, I had an xreader one time but it failed. So, yeah. Here is a new one. the first one I made got deleted somehow, so don't go looking for it. Also this has swearing in it, and maybe inappropriate jokes. yep, K seeya later!

This is just a bunch of one shots I made of homestuck. please send help... 911 yes hello.