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Funny "that's what she/he said" jokes

Here is a random list of weird and funny pickup lines.

Ever wonder about what life is like for me just based on my gender, age, and zodiac? Well, just the basics, I am female, in middle school, and a Capricorn... Just the four words, 'I am a Capricorn' is enough to make some people a bit uneasy around me... Also considering the fact that I am a teenage female also kind of fuels others' slight distrust. But here, you will learn that having distrust towards a Capricorn will most likely be the final decision you will ever make...

This is just a little story of me and my stranger how we started and how we ended :] (btw she's on Wattpad soo she might see this soooo yea so if u see this Im mad at u but I still love you)

Följ med Ernst Kirchsteiger och hanns vänner på en fantastiskt spännande och dirty äventyr!!!

Kinda self explanatory

The public school experience, in a poetry format. What else can I say? I update whenever I finish a homework assignment

Daniel Tawns is a detective investigating twelve middle-aged female victims with seemingly nothing important in commen except all their bodies are surrounded in red rose pedals. Seduction a very powerful thing. "I'm gonna find you Mr. Rose. I will bring justice to these women." Start: Ten twenty-six, Thursday, June fifteenth 2023 Status: Working on it. This book has mature themes such as; Graphic description, gore, manipulation, lies, Heavy Erotic suggestion, violence, cursing, heavy kissing.

In a world filled with all kinds of Magic there are a few born with powers surpassing all others. They are known as the Hunters

When the G3 Cartel invades the Earth and begins selling the human race as drugs, it's up to a young and inexperienced man named Derek Parrson to become a bounty hunter and save the world with his talking guns and a Krootabulan warrior priestess by his side.