Dirtyjokes Stories

Photos I find, texts I send and random stuff on Google+. Basically, I'm sharing my experiences between Wifi and I. Contains: swearing and sexual jokes.

"It wasn't love, it was a perfect illusion." EVERY SINGLE SMUT SCENE WRITTEN IN THIS BOOK IS BY @dangerousxariana ! Please do not copy or plagiarize my story. This was my own idea of my own imagination! Votes and comments are very much appreciated! [original]

A dirty minded girl X a mind reader? Can that even work?? Well read and find out. This is recommended for over the age of 15 for reasons of dirty thoughts, swearing and more teenager material

Well doesn't the title say it all?

─ ooo. 𝐂𝐘𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐗 ┊ ꒱ 𝘪 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘢, 𝘪 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘢! 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, 𝘢 𝘣𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘬𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵

Laughter is the best medicine. The sentence holds true in every situation of life. This book will contain all kind of jokes. You name it. I hope I'll be able to make you laugh.

Couple elegance, dark humour, sass, sarcasm and fun with a dash of weirdness and you have Tulip L. Sherwood. Finding out about her boyfriend of one year cheating on her... on the day of their anniversary no less, spurs her into movement, making her realise how dull her life had been up until now, compared to how... interesting it could be. Put Alessio D. C. Stefano, a strong mafia leader who is as fun as a Chucky Doll, in the mix and you have a proper blunder fully blown out of proportions. Pitching them together is like putting a glob of Cesium in water and sitting back to see what happens. Yep, sounds like a proper recipe for a lovely disaster. But then again...Tulip always wanted a Chucky Doll.

Skephalo duh. Skeppy and bad feel like they Need each other but don't know that the way They feel will all change. (Not them not liking each other smth else.) I DONT LIKE SMUT BUT ITS FOR MY FRIEND I LIKE WHOLESOME SKEPHALO SO MOST OF IT IT WHOLESOME Nothing but crossing bad boundaries I'm super sorry badboyhalo because yea Maybe some cursing and dirty talk here and there,Because You know what kind of people they are. People in this story Badboyhalo Skeppy Quackity And more ____________________________________________ To be honest I was waiting to write a story But uhm school takes over so uhm yuh,it won't Be done anytime soon. 🙊 anyways enjoy reading and Wasting you knowledge on this. Btw people with Minds filled with dirt will understand the jokes with dirt. Also using the fictional characters just because I want to /j Also want to conform the drawing aren't mine even though I know how To draw there is a such thing as laziness so I took peoples art.

These are some YouTube videos I find sooo funny from Bo Burnham to Hannah hart. Dark YouTube classics, to humorous skits, enjoy!

Roman and Virgil, two complete strangers, meet at a bar by pure luck. After a drunken Roman convinces Virgil to drive him home, Virgil learns something about Roman he was definitely not meant to know. The two go on a mission to bring justice to the one who hurt Roman, and gain feelings for the other along the way. (Sorry I'm bad at descriptions. Human AU by the way. The cover art was a drawing base I used, unfortunately, I don't know who made the base, but it's technically only half mine, so yeah) **COMPLETED** 1/12/20 -- #6 wine 1/29/20 -- #9 cookies 5/5/20 -- #42 apartment 7/4/20 -- #1 aassault (because I put two "a" 's instead of one 🤦‍♀️) 9/21/20 -- #8 Virgil Sanders 9/30/20 -- #12 bars 12/13/20 -- #5 drunk

Please dont read this, it's old and cringey and wattpad wont let me delete it(𓁹﹏𓁹) ┈┈┈┈▕▔╱▔▔▔━▁ ┈┈┈▕▔╱╱╱𓁹┈╲▂▔▔╲ ┈┈▕▔╱╱╱╱💧▂▂▂▂▂▂▏ ┈▕▔╱▕▕╱╱╱┈▽▽▽▽▽ ▕▔╱┊┈╲╲╲╲▂△△△△ ▔╱┊┈╱▕╲▂▂▂▂▂▂╱ ╱┊┈╱┉▕┉┋╲┈

I am honestly so sorry ;-;

Jiyeon witnesses the oddest couple in front of her in her AP Astronomy review class. Or Kyungsoo and Chanyeol's relationship as seen from an outsider's pov.

read it..... I don't know what to write darling ( ͡°з ͡°)

This is a book about memes As yall can tell by the title

I decided to turn this ao3 story over to wattpad! Enjoy my super sugoi story y'all! Sayonara OUT! ao3 summary THIS IS SATIRE GUYSSSSS!! It's Chicop7 themed style It was a normal day Mario having to save the PEACHY princess nya *toots* oh excuse me.. But anyways this is the start of the story where the Mario bros felt something they didn't know! Come n look! It's gonna be rlly PEACHY!

Idk

Might be funny and graphic so... idk