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To be Continued

this story is based on some dream I had. It's also because I've always had a thing for zombie movies so the zombies in this story are mostly based off 'all of us are dead' and 'the train to Busan '. so with that I hope you all enjoy as you read about my friends and myself being complete dumbasses :)

"Baby you're so perfect. But he's the perfect one for me." - Olivia Holt Olivia Holt and Leo Howard go way back. They share a special history. A roller coaster history. As they reunite once again and bond even more, tiny sparks begin to ignite into fireworks. Will they finally create a future as Olivia begins to escape denial or is more history in store for them? Is Leo the only one who can form the happiest smiles on Olivia? Does Olivia hold a place in Leo's heart?

When the mortals meet the sun. Featuring: Amber's Tail ChocoDream I sh#t on my mom Work/j MoonRose totally_notRosay2.0 Emily Crystal Aquatix •[DYING_RAT]• !! Milly : He/Him 🗑️ Local Trashcan That Is Blue 🗑️ Rio_Mev thecondomdidntwork cloudkit

Bits i thought would be funny if they happened on Drawfee Show, but haven't. For extremely deep drawfee fans ONLY!!

"I know it's hard when you know you're no better Just open up, let your body talk for ya, like Ooh, flood it like a tidal wave"

These are some YouTube videos I find sooo funny from Bo Burnham to Hannah hart. Dark YouTube classics, to humorous skits, enjoy!

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Every character in my main book "The World Beyond" is going to be in this one. This just helps you understand the character, the way they act, and how they look. Fyi a lot of these people are based off of irl people lol

I am so good with titles... PSYCHE also most of these so far are mine

𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘛𝘚.. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 M͎I͎G͎H͎T͎ 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘚𝘮𝘶𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴!

Skephalo duh. Skeppy and bad feel like they Need each other but don't know that the way They feel will all change. (Not them not liking each other smth else.) I DONT LIKE SMUT BUT ITS FOR MY FRIEND I LIKE WHOLESOME SKEPHALO SO MOST OF IT IT WHOLESOME Nothing but crossing bad boundaries I'm super sorry badboyhalo because yea Maybe some cursing and dirty talk here and there,Because You know what kind of people they are. People in this story Badboyhalo Skeppy Quackity And more ____________________________________________ To be honest I was waiting to write a story But uhm school takes over so uhm yuh,it won't Be done anytime soon. 🙊 anyways enjoy reading and Wasting you knowledge on this. Btw people with Minds filled with dirt will understand the jokes with dirt. Also using the fictional characters just because I want to /j Also want to conform the drawing aren't mine even though I know how To draw there is a such thing as laziness so I took peoples art.

A joke-book to (hopefully) make you smile

Tyler the high school dick Blue is the high school dick's best friend Tyler has dated girls that are either a bad influence or just not right for Tyler's taste. Blue is always there for Tyler's and is never rude, we'll only when necessary. Blue doesn't think she's in love but she's in-denial, she doesn't know what love is so how could she possibly know what love feels like. Tyler can be a sweetheart 5% of the time, the other 95% he is just a complete dick. Maybe Blue likes guys that are only nice to her but dicks to other people. will they end up together? what would happen?

THIS IS NOT THE 4th BOOK OF THE DARE SERIES! THIS TAKES PLACE IN A DIFFERENT TIMEZONE I promise the 4th book will come out very soon I'm just taking a break from writing it for a bit... and get some ideas...Anyway, there's this girl named Sophia and she's in collage, Who loves watching the Hazbin hotel series, her favorite character is Angel Dust and she pretty much kind of know everything about him. Then One night something magical happened.

+ 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚕𝚎 / 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚜 + I did not create these jokes, in fact asked others for there favorite couple joke. So kind of them <3 Hope you enjoy these jokes I think are good ( ˊᵕˋ )°♡. - ( I will be updating until I give up, and this is for entertainment as well <3 ) -

Going to a new school seems easy, especially if you were never wanted in your old one. Only problem is, Skylar Grey isn't just going to an ordinary school... She's going to an all boy school. Skylar Grey, eighteen. Not easy to catch like any other girl who falls in love real easily. She's way different and you'll find out why. Join Skylar as she takes the ride of her life with Four perverted boys in St. Mathis. What secrets will be revealed? What problems will they encounter? Will she make it out alive for a whole year? [(Warning!!! Do not read this if you do not like anything sexual and are way to innocent and would like to keep it that way. Only read if your daring enough.)]