Historias de Dirtyjokes

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A collection of oneshots about our friendly neighborhood Deadpool.

This is a fanfic of Series Lloyd x my oc (Nakamura) This takes place after S16 Crystalized. May be cringy because this is my first book! so might be a lot of Author mistakes. Anyways try and enjoy my book of madness. Have a lovely *insert time of day* 🤭😘

𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘛𝘚.. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 M͎I͎G͎H͎T͎ 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘚𝘮𝘶𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴!

when Ciel finds out about his kind he went on live television and explain the life behind it. only if you get shut down by skepta and non-believers. before he knew it was too late the mama demons have arrived in the one thing they want are babies. can he convince a TV show host that Mama demons are not hostile and that he should be cautious to save his brother Mika from being killed.

Im not going to do a boring description but there will be some mature content just be patient. There are alot of dirty jokes so be ready if you don't like that shit idc. A bad boy and a bad girl typical wattpad teen romance ofc. ••• "Come ride with me" "Wat?!" I said choking on air. "On my motorcycle, dummy" I sighed. "Well if you into that-" I hit him in the chest, hard. "Ow" he said fake crying, I mean how could I hurt him with those abs. "Shut up" I said groaning, hoping this conversation would end. "Let's go" he said, smacking my ass. "Do that one more time, I dare you" i glared at him. "Geez have some fun" he said winking. I truly hate Alex Blaze.

just random jokes (mostly gay jokes can't lie)

chu wanning is a hikikomori(aka an extreme anti-social, extreme degree of social isolation), after many years of social isolation being in public makes him extreamly uncomfortable, whenever he is outside his house he starts to tremble and to feel dizzy. who would have think that some unexpected circumstances would drive him to a total new kind of troubles he never tought he'll confront since the day he sworn that he'll never come in contact with people again. However he found himself dealing with a weird guy he met online, that guy was no other than the troublsome mo ran a crazy web novels writer.

I decide to go around the Internet and see if I can find DIRTY jokes and share them with you all (Also I do not own the book cover also I am sorry if these jokes upset you that is not my intention and If sex jokes make you feel uncomfortable or you just don't like then DO NOT READ THIS)

THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.... SERIES 2!! The Trolls will have an even WILDER Series here!

In a world where people are born with marks showcasing the first words they'll ever hear from their soulmate, some people have common and beautiful words or phrases; others...not so much. (KLANCE SOULMATE AU)

Couple elegance, dark humour, sass, sarcasm and fun with a dash of weirdness and you have Tulip L. Sherwood. Finding out about her boyfriend of one year cheating on her... on the day of their anniversary no less, spurs her into movement, making her realise how dull her life had been up until now, compared to how... interesting it could be. Put Alessio D. C. Stefano, a strong mafia leader who is as fun as a Chucky Doll, in the mix and you have a proper blunder fully blown out of proportions. Pitching them together is like putting a glob of Cesium in water and sitting back to see what happens. Yep, sounds like a proper recipe for a lovely disaster. But then again...Tulip always wanted a Chucky Doll.

yeah

I am honestly so sorry ;-;

Y/n moves into a new apartment but it seems to be haunted. Not like she cares, she's a collage student struggling with student loans and lack of sleep, you think she's gonna move when they're living on cup ramen? It's alright though! Y'all become roommates, turns out having and undead roommate isn't too bad! The cocky dude at school is getting real annoying real fast though. ××××× PLEASE DON'T COMMENT ABOUT BLACK BUTLER NOT EVERY "ONE HELL OF A ______" IS A REFERENCE!!! All aesthetics are mine, don't use! All characters are mine (except you ofc), don't use! The warnings and characters are all inside in the first chapter!

After a long and eventful night of hanging out with friends, Riley prepares herself for the hour and a half ride back home, despite her friends better judgement of course, given the fact that it was currently pouring down rain, but Riley felt confident that shed be fine and so she told her very worried friends goodbye and that is where Riley's journey begins

hearts are not meant to be played with💔. A boy named Michael has lived his whole life with a broken heart no one will love him the same way His best friend did now he's alone and broken hearted he doesn't know what to do with its life.... he's thinking to kill himself but there's more in life than that he remember is that suicidal is a permanent thing along in his life he needs a girl named Kylie she makes his life brighter and not so much darker Will they fall in love? will they be friends forever or more then that? I dont know read on and you will find out