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there are some funny jokes content which make u laugh just trust me 🤣 does not own any of joke

This is mah first joke book. SO SUCK IT

This story contains of fluff and occasionally lemon. If you don't like then don't read you've been warned.

✩°｡⋆•☁︎✩°⋆⸜ ✮ Just a young assassin adult who is a human experiment lives in a cyberpunk world Who's trying to get something back from her, but some people are in her way of getting it back. She also discovers of her past life of people and life. But what else happens in her strange life?

Book 2 of crazy shitz I find funny! Whatcha waiting for? Go read!

Read and find out yourself...

Meet a young man ludger will kresnik is the hero and savior of tale of xillia 2 thank to the mysterious power of his chromatus. But what if he found a sinister power that could match chromatus power? A/N disclaimer:all right go to tales series ------------------------- if you like tales of xilia 2 self impurity. go check out Guardian core Academy. because I working on that more. get it a shot if you have time;D just click jason7k16 and you find it

Ava is a successful woman, she creates apps and is part owner of a technology company. Her success had led her to people that only saw her as a bank account or a good ally. Her safe haven was a restaurant in her home town where nobody knew who she was. After hitting it off with a stranger at the grocery store, she is surprised to find out that the stranger is actually the new owner of her beloved restaurant. Will she allow herself to fall for the handsome man that makes her feel more alive than she's ever felt? Will her fear of getting hurt trump her desire for happiness? What happens when she finds out that one of her oldest friends has feeling for her? Find out as you follow Ava through a journey of love, heartache, and many, many dirty jokes.

Some of the jokes in this book are inappropriate.

3rd book and you should already know what this is. Ehm 5sos will be here a little but I'll try to control myself, alright?

Just a little corner on here for just the general short Snippets that come into my mind when I'm not aware of it. I cover a few broad genres so you can find just about anything in this. It'll probably get updates every once in a while when something hits different or a scenario comes to mind, some might even make their way into short projects. Which ever happens, enjoy!

All Arabella needs to do is get through her final year of high school, and then she can finally rid herself of all the bad things that happened to her in the past year. Her nightmares are back, her mom is gone, her dad is constantly worried she's going to kill herself, and there's a new boy named Gray who can't seem to leave her alone. To top it all off, the more Gray inserts himself into her life, the more inexplicable things begin to happen. Just one more year, how hard can it be? *** "Bambi," Gray rasped. His voice was cold and sounded a million miles away, not the Gray I met three months ago- not the Gray I had fallen so deeply in love with. His blue eyes that stood out against his deep brown curls he had framing his face were now as cold as stone. He still calls you Bambi, he still cares somewhere deep inside of him. Deep was too far for me to grab. "Please," I breathed through the suffocating tears and numbness of my skin. I would freeze to death if he didn't kill me first. "Gray, please don't do this." His eyes looked over me, looking at what I had become. He didn't flinch, did not dare caress my face like he would have done before. He was gone, completely. "It's already done," he spat.

Karma x OC oneshots(might do other ships)

its just a lot of funny and a shit ton of Gay XD Maybe some fluff or Lime .-. Or lemons- Idk

This is a story that i got from using the "wheel of names". This is not a BL, it's normal and funny. (Going to be a BL/YAOI) Only gonna be 20 parts. But they are half short half long. It's about a Nonbinary guy named Axel he goes by any pronouns and is a cold extrovert. The rest will be explained in the story.

Jenny lives with her dad who works at a record label. He knows a guy named George who is also Jacob Whitesides manager. One day he brings Jenny to meet them at work and does Jacob start having feelings for her

Random dirty jokes...

Enter Ava-Monroe Richards; hard ass hunter with abandonment issues for miles, niece of Rufus Turner, and close friends to the Winchesters. What happens when a hunt doesn't go exactly how it should and a demon makes a home out of Ava? Well, enter the King of Hell. [Rating will change]

This is a competition im sorry