Истории Dirtyjokes

After Peter's ability's enhance, all he can think about is you. His thoughts are consumed. He slowly memorizes your routine and always ends up in the same places as you. You start to think he's a stalker.

Корал Стюарт е любознателно седемнадесет годишно момиче, което е много по-умно от своите връстници.Вече завършила, тя е наета в мъжката гимназия „Св. Мартин". Единствения проблем тук е, че трябва да се опита да преподава История на четири момчета - и повярвайте, като казвам, че те няма да я улеснят. Една зубрачка. Четири перверзни момчета. Един урок по История всеки петък. Какво може да се обърка? *=*=* ПРЕДУПРЕЖДЕНИЕ: Ще има драма! !ВСИЧКИ ПРАВА ПРИНАДЛЕЖАТ НА @xThePineappleGirlx !

Numa pequena cidade, onde todo fim de tarde parece o começo de alguma coisa errada, um grupo de adolescentes tenta sobreviver ao peso de crescer cedo demais. Cecília é filha do pastor mais respeitado da cidade, presa dentro de uma casa onde silêncio e medo andam juntos. JC divide o tempo entre a escola, o trabalho noturno e a esperança desesperada de entrar numa universidade pública antes que a doença da mãe destrua sua família de vez. Sarah troca a perfeição da escola particular pelos corredores quentes da escola pública, fugindo das expectativas dos pais enquanto procura algum sentido em signos, cristais e pessoas quebradas. Caio transforma a própria solidão em festa, sexo e piada, tentando esconder um vazio que nunca vai embora. Cadu, expulso de casa depois de se assumir gay, vive entre sofás emprestados e acampamentos improvisados, apaixonado por alguém que talvez nunca olhe pra ele da mesma forma. E Pedro e Lima, dois irmãos venezuelanos vestidos como escoteiros perdidos no tempo, carregam um passado que ninguém imagina. Entre festas improvisadas, cigarros no intervalo, álcool escondido em garrafas térmicas, amores tortos, traumas familiares, descobertas sexuais e madrugadas que parecem não acabar nunca, eles criam um vínculo tão intenso quanto perigoso. Porque ninguém ali sabe exatamente como continuar. Mas, de algum jeito, continuam. Sonder é uma história sobre juventude, abandono, desejo, violência, amizade e todas as pequenas tragédias silenciosas que existem dentro de pessoas comuns. Sobre crescer quando ninguém te ensinou como. Sobre encontrar outros adolescentes tão perdidos quanto você e perceber que talvez isso seja o mais perto de uma família que alguém pode chegar.

When Mary was on vacation in Milano, Italy with her best friend Laura she met the boy of her dreams. But what she didn't know during the vacation was that he was the son of the family Clairmont, the richets and most famous family in LA, California. The chapters will become longer after a while, we promise! :) Please leave comments about what should happen!

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Okay. So overall, this is a story based on my true life. Almost like a diary. But whatever I'm going to put in here is real. This all happened and I'm living through it. Might seem like much, but It really isnt. Hope you enjoy~

just some stupid things me and my friends thought of during the last bit of school

Ava is a successful woman, she creates apps and is part owner of a technology company. Her success had led her to people that only saw her as a bank account or a good ally. Her safe haven was a restaurant in her home town where nobody knew who she was. After hitting it off with a stranger at the grocery store, she is surprised to find out that the stranger is actually the new owner of her beloved restaurant. Will she allow herself to fall for the handsome man that makes her feel more alive than she's ever felt? Will her fear of getting hurt trump her desire for happiness? What happens when she finds out that one of her oldest friends has feeling for her? Find out as you follow Ava through a journey of love, heartache, and many, many dirty jokes.

it's scary, it's a joke, it's detailed, i don't recommend, please leave for the sake of your sanity

A bunch of crazy memes that made me giggle

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3rd book and you should already know what this is. Ehm 5sos will be here a little but I'll try to control myself, alright?

I didnt make up these jokes i give credit to the creators. ENJOY THE STORY!

Skephalo duh. Skeppy and bad feel like they Need each other but don't know that the way They feel will all change. (Not them not liking each other smth else.) I DONT LIKE SMUT BUT ITS FOR MY FRIEND I LIKE WHOLESOME SKEPHALO SO MOST OF IT IT WHOLESOME Nothing but crossing bad boundaries I'm super sorry badboyhalo because yea Maybe some cursing and dirty talk here and there,Because You know what kind of people they are. People in this story Badboyhalo Skeppy Quackity And more ____________________________________________ To be honest I was waiting to write a story But uhm school takes over so uhm yuh,it won't Be done anytime soon. 🙊 anyways enjoy reading and Wasting you knowledge on this. Btw people with Minds filled with dirt will understand the jokes with dirt. Also using the fictional characters just because I want to /j Also want to conform the drawing aren't mine even though I know how To draw there is a such thing as laziness so I took peoples art.

Just a little corner on here for just the general short Snippets that come into my mind when I'm not aware of it. I cover a few broad genres so you can find just about anything in this. It'll probably get updates every once in a while when something hits different or a scenario comes to mind, some might even make their way into short projects. Which ever happens, enjoy!