Discworld Stories

Wilmuh Tremblerod knew from a young age that she would become the world's greatest playwright. Unfortunately, the world, and her talent (or lack of it) disagreed. Until one day, Linus, a young and relatively untrained muse finds her in a bar and inspires her to great things. Of course, she isn't the person he intended inspiring, but everyone makes mistakes. With the subsequent loss of Linus' powers, Willmuh's ability to write compelling and mesmerising plays runs out of control and an alarming number of people decide that Wilmuh has become some literary god, meaning that her very creativity becomes a danger to the world. When a competition is announced to find the kingdom's greatest entertainers, Wilmuh chooses to use her new-found talents to seal her place in history. But with rival entertainers and people in authority rallying against her, Wilmuh may find it harder to achieve than she first thought, and her troupe of wayward and strange thespians may not be able to stop the world from falling under her accidental-spell. And there are faeries, too. But watch out for them, they're really shady. Contains a gratuitous and shameless parody of a Doctor Who episode. I'm not even sorry.

When a mage is found dead, and, at a rough measurement, at least a head shorter, the only clue to his fate lies in the key gripped in his hand. A very magical key that sets the leaders in the Guild of Mages, Prestidigitators, Illusionists and General Wielders of Magic (not including Witches) in a bit of a quandary, because none of them want to touch it. Thus, the investigation is left in the thoroughly incapable hands of the three mages in the highly dangerous, very almost deadly on a daily basis, Thaumatological Gubbins Department of the Guild. Accompanied by a young(ish, these are mages after all) member of the Guild tasked with recording the progress of the investigation, the three mages set out on a perilous journey that will involve several belligerent doors, a three cart race, and, probably, a number of people wondering what the Hel is going on and why one of the mages continues to shout 'Power!' at every opportunity. An ONC novella like no other.

Pretty much a better version of the Original Death Angel- hopefully this makes more sense. The Auditors of Reality of Discworld are aware of Earth's existence as well as another being- now this being is originally in charge of causing the death of others. When he found out about Earth, his bloodlust for Discworld soon wasn't enough.

My favorite assassin, and my take on his life. Based on the movies/books by Terry Pratchett. Please comment. I don't own Teatime or any of Pratchett's stuff, obviously.

Young Madeline Gloriana is gifted with the ability to walk through walls and step into other worlds ,she unknowingly and quite accidentally finds herself trapped in Terry Prachett's Discworld with no one to her help her except Death!

Fanfiction of Terminator and Discworld Continued from Sand and Glass

Magic is a fickle thing. Throughout human history it has been surrounded by myth and legend. Culturally it has been mistaken for what is unknown, a way of explaining what has no definable cause. If crops failed to produce a bountiful harvest, it is was a failure to appease the gods on part of the farmer. If a relative died from an unknown cause, it was witchcraft. Magic is a scape goat for when understanding is lacking. For this reason, magic is shrouded in mystery. However, magic is real, and it not all that mysterious. For those who have experience of real magic, its just another form of science. Magic is governed by rules, just like the rest of all that is physical. What differentiates magic is that its rules do not comply with those of everything else. Magic acts in a way that is not 'natural', even though for magic it is perfectly natural. Those who understand magic know this. Fortunately, the mystery and mistrust that surrounds magic serves magic users fairly well.

Death has a new assistant, and quite a fitting one at that. This is a piece of Discworld fanfiction. All characters, locations and concepts are the intellectual copyrighted material of Terry Pratchett and his associated publishers.

Greebo meets the Luggage

What happens to characters in books when the book isn't being read? Where do they go? What do they do? Find out through the eyes of Binny Jordan, a character in a relatively new book, The Madrona Heroes Register, as she and her friends, Hermione Granger, Katniss Everdeen, and Arya Stark, explore this universe and find out what it means to not just play a role in someone else's story, but create your own. The girls will meet characters and visit settings from dozens of other books including everything from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams to Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy and The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, by Michael Chabon.

The day is not a great big fish, though Polly wishes it was. Her boots slip and squelch through the mud as the rain batters down. It blurs her vision so she can't see the enemy soldiers that she knows are surrounding them. It turns out that once the enemy knows that you have a vampire in your squad, they get very very good at disguising themselves.. Set after the events of Monstrous Regiment. Polly gets hurt whilst leading her squad. Maladict worries.

Unseen University from dis world but set in the Harry Potter universe.

Terry Prechett's famous quotes #1 in discworld

The final exam for membership into the Hunter's Guild should be a walk in the park for Kristen. But her mentor Alpha failed to mention the heavy weight that membership carries with it. A meeting with The Grim Reaper and the Incarnation of Science, during her expedition, is only a start to the strange history that is Rootworld. If Kristen's strange History lesson teaches her anything, she may pass yet. That is, if she doesn't decide that saving Time and Space is more important. Meanwhile, Ian Stein and Tess Nikola are navigating the halls of the Rootworld academy of the arts and dealing with the growing pains that come with teenage changes, such as, developing their theories of Relationship and the Magno-electric spectrum.

A comic fantasy tale told from the perspective of three very different characters (farmer, Cai Leman; leader of Oblatref, Meyor Puter Bones; and, schoolhouse mistress, Ona Tames) living in the country of Caputan. It starts with Cai Leman - a farmer in Trintan - making a discovery that leads to a whole chain of other events. These are strange days in Caputan with uprisings in the north, faith leaders from Domonstra trying to exert their influence in the west, academics in Luxatrev trying to guide the intellectual progress of the people, and the Rix's government in the south trying to maintain control of everything without emptying the coffers. This story is instalment 2. To read the whole thing, head over to: https://rhwilliams.net/ NEW Instalments POSTED EVERY THURSDAY.