Diss Stories

"Two apples have changed the world, and you're about to witness the third." . . . The statement "one apple a day, keeps the doctor away." Has been put to real life by medical-bussinessman, Freddie o'Neil. The most loved and desired man known across the country, but can you blame the people for their love for the man? He's saved lives, helped children, cured diseases and stopped syndromes. It's a well known fact; everybody loves Freddie. All but one: His son. But how can a post-graduate lawyer save the medical field from hitting rock-bottom? Him, Along with a diss-journalist on his left hand, and most definitely in his heart. . . . 22-3-2020

Prince Benton James Sholler III is the crowned prince of his nation. His father, King Benton is leading a war that has been going on for a year now and no one knows the real reason why. Could it be because King Benton heard that his rival sent an assassin after him? Or could it be because he wants to expand his land? Prince Benton cannot leave his house until the war is over. Well the reason is Prince Benton is the most popular son out of the three so he's in most danger. The fact that he can get quick access to any girl he wants is also quite dangerous. Player-jerk type? Indeed. But what happens when he meets this mystery girl that refuses to give out her real name and any other information about herself? When the setting changes, the people do as well

A dose of me getting confused because of the Liskook shippers.

This is not a normal romance story. It's a diss. Created as a joke to make fun of the overused and cliche and predictable romance stories are these days. So here is the most cliché and predictable story with melodramatic scenes. If you are looking for a nice original romance story, I'm sorry but this isn't the right book for you. But please I would really appreciate if u gave this book a read, give this book a chance.

THIS GOES OUT TO YUNGBLUD YOU RUINED MY 30 YEAR MARRIAGE AND INVENTED POVERTY. Writer: EmoarmybtsgurlXD Co-writer: Remy ma Björk

CAUTION: Full of disstracks written by York Prep students. You may be subject to extreme roasting.

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Lol, dunno why I'm writing this

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dan howell's diss track.

Y/N a beautiful Brunette, Green eyed girl, not your average 19 year old girl although she enjoyed applying makeup and curling her hair from time to time , instead of gossiping to uni mates whilst prancing around in designer bags, she'd much rather spend her weekends at home playing Fifa with her guy friends or, a police chase on GTA V, when she ends up at insomnia after scoring VIP tickets, she meets someone who she'll find hard to forget .

Jebu pomluvy a jebu všechny co mě řeší.. Pomlouvej mě, neřeším to.. vím že tě to těší.. Když máš semnou problém.. tak řekni ho do očí.. Na ty tvoje komentáře bílej tesák močí.. Na fejsu máš na mě kecy přiteplená královno.. Na netu jsi tvrdej chlap no v reálu jsi hovno.. Když tě tolik seru tak proč řešíš to co dělám? Jediná tvá myšlenka je jak v tý rakvi bělám... Hlásíš na mě ať už zahrabu se co jsem krtek? Měl by jsi to klidnit... šlápnu ti na krček.. Jebal jsem tvoji mámu.. teď říkej mi táto.. Od tvojí sestry mi bylo péro sáto... Mám čistý boty, beat hraje mi do noty... Přiznej se.. když máš debku kouříš kokoty.. Jsi teplej, jsi buzna.. Tvoje pověst je hrůzná.. žlutá. hnedá. bílá každá mrdka různá.. Ale ty jsi jejich král.. jsi buzerantů eso.. Nejsi normální jsi odpad.. rozjebané koleso... Víš o mě píču ale stejně na mě hlásíš.. Dojdu si tam za tebou a ty se píčo skácíš.. *Semi*

Mary Sues are some of the most hated creatures on Wattpad, or any other story-sharing website out there, but what is it that makes them so bad? Get ready to laugh, facepalm, and just plain cringe at these slightly exaggerated examples of Mary Sues, and also some real ones I've picked up along the way!

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