Diss Stories

Short enemy's to lovers between kendrick and drake story

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You will find a lot of comebacks in this book you can use if someone tries to insult/offend you. You have no idea how to diss someone? No problem! This book can help you.

The new kid Matthew comes to Bishop Ireton and meets Emma and starts to have a thing for her. Will Emma Kiss or Diss.

Yo cycle home across the Indian Ocean. Ur grl is upstrs baking maruana and eating water. She 38 turnin' 19 tomoz. Yo eat her chicn nggts then u crwl of da roove. wHats da sqr rot of plutO?2???3???

This girl is shit

So, this is a joke.. It's to boost my happiness and if I don't get names right don't come for meeeeeee Enjoy!

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Collection of song lyrics I write, some quotes and poetry and generally cool stuff

As I'm walkin' in my cell, aligations a mess, I take a look at the bottle and realise there's no oil left, Cus I've been diddyin' for way too long that even Chris Tyson has seen my dong, but I ain't never seen a kid that ain't seen my d1ck, I've been treated like a ped0 for just liking it thick, you better not leave little Jimmy alone at the party or he'll be the next to see my c0ck, I really love to fu#k, but I'm outta luck, as they scream I see myself through the clear lube bottle, fool, I'm the kinda P that Chris Tyson wanna be like, on that bed in the night sayin' 'you won't tell them what...

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Ever felt annoyed by the Queen Bee of your school who walks around thinking she is the only superior being alive? Or what about that dude who is so full of himself, he just toys around with girls as though they're Barbies that can be touched or undressed anytime? Or what about those wannabes who keep trying to show off themselves when really they're just a bunch of losers who are deluded to an extent you can't find anymore rays of hope to rescue them? Perhaps even those nasty bullies who keep attacking you on a personal level? (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง Ughh, all of us have been there. ....... Well, well, well now you don't have to bother being the only one feeling the desire to get such idiots told off anymore. Hope you can relate your anger with these disses or if you're really in the mood to do a Thanos snap (quick yet destructive honey, always the best option) you could use these disses right on their faces and cause destruction 1000000 but only if you feel these are! Please Vote if you like them! Also requests are open!!

This is a story about a fat-ugly-short guy that always describes his favorite woman in a nasty way. I mean, look at himself looking like a clown (even clown could be better because it can be funny but not him). Plus, he has a wife and kids. What a fucked up concept of patriarchy.

A dose of me getting confused because of the Liskook shippers.

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