Disses Stories

Just some puns that make people laugh, and pick up lines to get you your crush.....unless they're so bad their funny. How you get a good laugh out of these or if you take them seriously then good luck with your true love. Also if your mad at someone who always beats you at the word game. You can pick up some tricks here to leave them speechless! Desclaimer:All of these puns,pick up lines and comebacks are ones that I've come up with, or that my friends have told. Occasionally I will get inspiration from another book or the Internet but usually I change it up a bit.

here are some of my top 10 favourite comebacks to help you get you raise your self-esteem.

Here are some disses that I wrote, be aware of the rage and savageness ('A')

Please don't get offended! ENJOY!!!!!!!! Follow me Please vote if you like it Love ya

"You can't walk up on everyone Andrian" Stormi said annoyed. "As a matter of fact I can" Andrian said before stepping on Aaron's shoulder and one could hear some crack. Aaron was kneeling at his mercy. "Your words not mine" He said and she was shocked. Aaron groaned loudly and Andrian pushed him away. "You're evil!" Stormi said but he just laughed. The whole class watched. Megan looked from Andrian to Stormi without a word. Infact she had a frightened expression and Andrian walked towards Stormi. "I'm known by different names but I am Andrian Kapono. Evil is just a flavor" Andrian said without a smile and pulled Megan with him before exiting the classroom with Ares trailing behind.

Sneak peek: *** He started to slowly stalk closer. I grew more worried by each step he took. I hate people invading my personal space. I wouldn't let him see though. He was close now. Too close. I could tell he knew of my discomfort as his smirk came back in full pride. I could feel his minty breath crash against my lips. What is it with bad boys and minty breath?Honestly- do you always have a mint in your mouth or something? "Not now Mya, he's still in kissing distance from you!" i mentally huffed. Oh yeah Mr arrogant is breaking my personal space bubble. Wow that name really suits him maybe i could call him something lik- "MYA!" Oh my god - right-Sorry. He suddenly whispered some words. Little did i know these words were the start of my life changing " Oh darling-this-means-War!" *** Do you just have a relationship with someone where one minute you hate them the next minute you adore them? well that's the relationship between Mya Mckey and Logan Davids. Logan's the new boy in town and he's the typical player, jerk and arrogant. Mya is the typical nerd who loves: books, music, movies , food etc. What happens when they declare war on each other?add to the fact fate keeps bringing them together! Will their relationship change him?Will they forever hate each other? or will love seep through to their hearts? This is my first book so please don't judge to hard as I'm putting effort in. Hate comments ...Well i hate them so if you don't have anything nice to say don't say it at all. Thank you...please read on That shall be all! ;-)

Being bullied, picked on or just need good comebacks to use on friends? Here's the book you need for insults to those "people"!!

Do you need help in a dissing match? Then this is the right book. New chapters everyday means you'll never lose a dissing match again maybe!

It is about funney disses

The title pretty much sums up everything. Hope you enjoy the ratchet life I have that is full of me ranting at people. And for the people that want to start improving their comebacks, there are a whole bunch of them in each rant. *Cough cough* Eunice {berryblossom123} *Cough cough* And don't expect daily updates. Enjoy!

These are some raps that my friends made or I have. If you have any good rap disses, message me and I'll give you credit

Disses that guarantee to either embarrass someone or get you punched in the face.

Funny. Cute. Sarcasm. Bitchy Vibes. Laughs. Gotta love it.

A redo of rap battles between my story characters. Hope you enjoy!

Hello need disses but can never come up with some on the spot? Well this book helps you out with that problem by letting you share these disses with your friends or enemy's. *^* lets get our diss on!

niblettes are one shots of the life's of jackie,sabrina and rachel the three best friends of California. Add to your library to laugh and giggle at their everyday life's of relationships, getting bullied, disses,puns,fandom,school,and trust.

Simply relatable

This is just your normal book of Disses. This book will have Good Disses and Good Comebacks. I hope y'all enjoy it. Highest Rankings: #187 in combacks out of 862 stories #514 in good out of 2,13K stories #33 in bomb out of 93 stories >Last Description Update: 14 July 2018

Someone being a jerk?They need a diss to put them in their place? Here you go!Lol I'm not sure where all them come from but whoever did say them gets credit! Enjoy my Dearies. Ps I don't usually say these to actual people cause I'm too nice for it or whatever,but trust me I think them so maybe you'd like to use them.