Ditzy Stories

A dumb ginger who loves pink partnered with the schools toughest kid for a school project what could go wrong? . . . A Vance Hopper x fem!oc fanfiction . . . I don't own the black phone the only thing I own in this fic is my oc Vanessa . . . . Cover is not mine, credits to the owner

A bunch of stereotype's attempt to take there exam, a test that will determine there entire future, the dreaded SPATACTRX (SS-Pah-tt-ur-axe). Can they pull themselves together and pass the dreaded test? Notes: Written by two people alternating lines. Written in the format of a play. All criticism and comments are welcome and appreciated. Also all spelling errors are intentional, enjoy! :D

By @piwoowoo and @Spatulah A friend group can have a variety of people...but that's not common. Soccer girls? Goth kids? Gamer kids? But this friend group..is kind of weird. An emo girl who is believed to be a vampire. A ripped guy defined by his name (Chad). A material girl princess- "oh no my nells are chipped!" A prankster who will do anything for a laugh. "uHm AcTuAlLy" a nerdy kid who is somehow related to a ditzy girl. How well will this end? This story has mini tiny like two paragraph short stories as ads. To have a nice break from this super dramatic friend group.

what scares me the most

I'm one of those people that seem to knock things over, break things, spill things, you name it I tend to to it and understandably it annoys people. I make mistakes, silly mistakes. Leave my purse on a plane, forget to lock my car, leave the keys in the ignition and door unlocked when the car's unattended, don't look when I cross a road. Sure people comfort me say everyone makes silly mistakes, but I really seem to make them more than most- so much so my family say I'm a Malteaser- brown on the outside blonde on the inside! I laugh it off, say sorry but eventually you start to feel pretty rubbish about yourself. Why's it always you? But then I realised it doesn't make me a bad person- what matters is that I say sorry and I never intend to mess things up, break things or forget them. So this one's for all the scatter brains and klutz's out there!

Where's my keys? Have you seen my phone? Dang, missed an appointment again!! Sorry officer I have only lived here 30 years and forgot they made that a one way street 25 years ago! I know my car is in this parking lot SOMEWHERE! If you can relate to any of this then you are in the right place to get a laugh, shed a few tears and gains some HOPE from somebody who has survived the perils of ADHD, hypo-mania type II and other "issues" that get pretty depressing at times to deal with. I struggled in school and never dreamed of going on to college but through a great counselor who saw more in me than I saw in myself I graduated with a 3.7 from undergrad and grad school and have been a counselor now for 25 years now sharing my story and offering others HOPE! I wrote and published this book through Xlibris in 2013 (start to finish in less than 2 weeks) and I am rewriting it now. Your input and suggestions are appreciated!

Nightmares. Moments of terror ripping you from your imagination and back into reality. But what if it wasn't just a dream? What if these nightmares were real? Julie's daughter, Rose, has been suffering from chronic nightmares for a few months now. When a gruesome fairy is manifested from these terrifying dreams, Julie is thrown into another dimension and she has to find a way out before sunrise--or she'll turn to dust. With nothing but her calm decisiveness and a stray half-ghost dude, can Julie make it out and save her daughter from the monsters coming to life, or will morning come too soon? ---- Wattpad exclusive [[word count: 50,000-55,000]]

It's the best time of the year hearts warming eve with there two little ones Viola and Melanie.

In which Harry Potter meets a curious girl who enthrals him. HARRY POTTER X OC PART OF ELEMENTALS COLLECTION

Short Stories of Derpy her husband Winter, her daughter Ditzy and her son Soran. Different stories about all of them.

A group of students attempt to pull there senior prank. Notes: Sequel to "The Exam". Written by two people alternating lines. Written in the format of a play. All criticism and comments are welcome and appreciated. Also all spelling errors are intentional, enjoy! :D

Pigeon, a ditzy maid, joins the secret time-traveling Love Letter Society when her lifelong crush - a talkative, scatterbrained guy named Ethan - brings her to one of their meetings. She struggles to adapt to new societies and time periods as they go along their journeys to deliver love letters that will impact all of Earth's history.

Dit•zy /'ditsē/ Silly or scattered brained [extended summary inside]

In a poverty stricken flat somewhere in Equestria, two ponies strive for happiness and content in their life situation. But when Hearths Warning Eve comes around they find that possessions aren't what they need to show one-another love.

Evelyn "Evie" Reed's life is perfectly planned, from her social calendar to her engagement to the handsome and powerful Julian Blackthorn. Their future is a secure, straight line. But when a dark romance novel lands in her hands, she finds a story that feels dangerously familiar. The book's hero-a man struggling with a secret love-is a mirror image of her fiancé, and the doomed villainess who gets cast aside shares her name. Will Evie succumb to her fate or help her man meet his soulmate and make a beautiful exit ?

Published: April 2, 2016 Ashlynn Nicole is your typical Junior at River Ridge High. Well, if you call running into lockers, dancing in the halls, and crushing on her best friend's popular jock friend typical, than yes...she's as 'typical' as it gets. She has the perfect life. Perfect friends, perfect family, but there is one flaw in Ashlynn's perfect life. She has been crushing on the jock of the school, Hunter Gray, since the seventh grade. Ashlynn tends to look back on the fond memories of her time being great friends with Hunter. But I suppose everyone changes when they get to high school, assuming he doesn't recall the fun times they had in middle school. Hunter only seems to notice Ashlynn whilst she is doing what she does best... Embarrassing herself. She is so blinded by her affection for Hunter that she doesn't even think of the fact that her best friend, Nathan Bridges might like her more than just a friend. Could she ever like Nathan back? Is Hunter really just as strange and peculiar as Ashlynn? Find out more by reading: Classic Klutz By: httpfvce