SugarSmuggler
It started with a hellhound, a chariot of damnation and the trainer of Hercules who happened to have a horsey-behind. I'm Maria De Vil, a demigod with a mouth that says the worst things at the worst times, and with my friend Prim (who tends to have to rescue me from situations involving my horrible loose cannon of a mouth), I manage to do the impossible.
All by myself. With a BIT of help. (Fine, a lot. Same difference.) So please dear reader, take this moment out of your boring brainless lives to actually do something exciting! Read about me! (Did I say the brainless part out loud? Oops.)
Hi it's Prim, sorry about Maria. She's a tad....horrible at first impressions? So to sum it up, turns out we're demigods. And MARIA decided to volunteer to us to do the impossible. (I didn't even agree to this!)
And along the way, I'm forced to provide food for her. With my money! Stupid quest.
We also get into horrid situations thanks to Maria and her mouth that won't shut up. That's the only reason our quest isn't perfect. Oh, sorry, got to stop someone from beating Maria up! Bye!