Dnp Stories

basically a collection of the oneshots I've written in the year 2018 (I'll be ending it when 2019 rolls around if I even remember it)

Dan has been hurt , too many times to count . He can't trust anyone not anymore. He snaps and won't let anyone in. But maybe a certain black haired boy will show him there is love in a cruel world Dramatic ^^^ This was gonna be a book using a prompt by @katasstrophe but then I wrote the first chapter and the cool confident Dan I had planned kinda turned into an emotional , insecure Smol boy . Soo yeah have fun reading :D

Detailed gore and smut Just read

A story where Phil Lester can tell people's emotions by looking in their eyes.

Mini stories I've written about my favorite tall British nerds I'm gonna try to update this as often as I can

a one shot in which their love is complete poison

Im pretty bad at writing but here we go

"how do you say 'i love you' in sign?" phil lips say. i study his mouth long after the words had came out his mouth. he wasn't serious...was he? i sigh and make a rock sign with my thumb sticking out before putting my hand back down. phil smiles slyly before making the sign. he kisses his hand and places it on my chest where my heart was. that's when i grab my skateboard and leave out the room quickly. a story where dan is deaf and meets phil, a overly excited assistant at the school for the deaf and blind.

Just a little fic from a while ago that I felt like posting. It's kinda too fast-paced but I miss Christmas time so might as well post a Christmas themed fic.

a continuation of the small twitter au by lily (@wittedhowell)

A bunch of Dan & Phil jokes (per the title) Any Phan jokes are just for fun, I'm not confirming nor denying they are together and I don't mean to start anything. Some are taken from online. Made for comedic purposes only, not to offend anyone. :)

HUGE TW FOR EDS phan // in which dan is addicted to the concept of perfection and phil just wants him to be safe

dan is the lead guitarist and vocalist in his local band, and phil is a lonely bartender with a dream

Phil Lester, 22, has struggled with social anxiety for as long as he can remember. His parents home-schooled him and kept him isolated. Now that his parents are gone, Phil must step outside his comfort zone and force himself to become a normal adult. Dan Howell, 18, is homeless and lives under an abandoned bridge. He left his parents and his high school when he was 16. Dan hates his life as he just barely gets by. At this point, all Dan wants is a friend. [TW: panic attacks, mentions of death, cursing]

in which phil lester has a long flight and has to sit next to a boy named dan howell.

Just a bunch of sort stories abt these wonderful men. Any triggering content will have a warning !!!!!!

You move in a few houses down from 2 boys, your age maybe, but that doesn't matter. Like any other person, you go to meet people on your block, but one house in particular is one that changes your life. Two people answer the door, both tall and pale, with a thick accent that makes you feel small. The curly haired one though, You try and shake thought from your mind but you hang out with the two boys more than you do anyone else, they help you out more than anyone else ever has, though its beginning to seem like, No.. do they both catch your eye? Do you catch both THEIR eyes? Its a roller coaster, a love triangle at best. They're both there. !Trigger warning: Mentions of self harm, strong language, and mentions of smut¡

- don't you know that the kids aren't all, the kids aren't alright?

i'm normal. an asshole, but normal. i'm an orphan, but normal. at least that's what i tell myself.