Doesntmakesense Stories

There is no specific show, character, ship, person, it'll be a mix of everything. *Will it be good? Likely not... *Will it be updated often? prob once per month (if even that) *Will it be written properly? I did not care for language arts much so no * constructive criticism will be taken into account but no promises it'll be used *I did not like history/geography much so if any story has possible historical events or specific areas don't expect it to be accurate

nothing, just a dream.

I restarted my first Pokemon Soul Silver story so I kind of just made this as a whole justifications for my actions thing The lines of numbers and letters is Action Replay

For the fellow people with mommy issues

Boys, integrate these sayings into your daily lives and you will get pussy all day erry' day.

The best battle shall be known. Shall it once fight the all mighty good. And takes it place, **The best battle the greek gods, the Egyptians, the cavemens shall ever see!** Once it places, it shall be seen. A gods final battle! The spider held it sword and challenged it a duel b4 the throne. If one shall lose they die. And one wins they win. **BIG SHOT theme Intensifies** ***people cheering*** ***round 1*** ***FIGHT!!*** *After the fight. The spider looked at the greeked god. And said: "shall I take ur place.." And kill him. Everyone was surprised and since then* shall they never underestimate a spiders will. The spider held that against everyone, but until one person didn't. It wasn't mad, it was *livid* the spider was **cruel** and the person doesn't like it. So the person did what she could, she fought the spider, and won. She was thanked n pitied, but then.. She was found ||dead|| and the only suspect was a girl in a maid dress, no one knew who ||killed|| her, she was the one who freed them, but today, the 3 people find out, sleepy a insomnia but is really strong her powers are all elements, mystic a insecure girl, but is tall and brave and can defeat anyone her powers are all elements but hers seem to glitch on her. Doing dum drawings a kid who can write as his power he also has all the elements but he can draw em, he can draw weapons, now the strongest pair the elements archon @Mystic (me) The light archon sleepy@ (discord friend) The dark archon @dumdrawing (discord friend)

Funny poem about a cheeky little girl

I don't write descriptions cause i don't know what should i write.( and because i am lazy)

One-shots.

This is basically a dream journal. I usually have a lot of random dreams, and most are pretty outlandish. None of them are scary, though. At least not to me. So if you want to see what kind of crazy scenarios that my brain can concoct, read away.

These are poems that I've written myself and have just formed into a short story. Almost. Hehe. Enjoy. Written: 3-20-19 Finished: 3-22-19 Published: 4-20-19

Should be in bed BUT WHO CAREEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is a story me and my friend are writing this is a joke but it has plot I guess? Enjoy :D

been having some weird and confusing dreams these past few months. some are so intense that i still remember them. not claiming to be a psychic or anything just want to remember them and see others' opinions.

Once upon a time there was a girl who lived in a small town in Oregon. When she was 5 got diagnosed with imaginary friends She thought everything was going good in her life. Till disaster struck she thought the whole world was crashing down on her.

basically my weird ideas that are multifandoms

It's all messed up. ••• It's like a mad lib. One person creates a small story in their head, then for the fun of it asks another person for verbs, adjectives, insults, excuses, nouns, names, foods, etc... and that's how we make our messed up stories.