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After many, many repeats of the classic story from The Fractured But Whole, [the New Kid] begins to become aware of their rather locked-in reality to this chain of dialogue, almost never changing. They try their best to alter the story, in minor ways to start, but as things refuse to adapt and shift, they get desperate. Their sense of reality and morality begin to melt away as time goes on. They always manage to faint in a chaotic haze, to then arise from sleep as before. After an attempt they've lost count of, [the New Kid] takes the hand of Professor Chaos for the first time, and after so many times he has been on a monologue, pleading to join him in the Dark Side. Chaos obliges, and a new alliance is formed with one of the most chaotic villains and one of the most powerful ex-superheroes. They almost immediately began devising a plan, one to hopefully be "the plan to end all plans", so to speak. Our story takes place over a year after, a day before 5th Grade Graduation. With a prolonged absence of [the New Kid], taken note of by Scott Malkinson, and an anonymous threat by Chaos and a second individual during the graduation ceremony, the shelved group that is 'Freedom Pals' have to re-assemble to defeat whatever danger is threatening the town, conveniently as summer break begins. With the combined forces of Captain Diabetes, Doctor Timothy, Fastpass, Tupperware, Mintberry Crunch, Mysterion, and two new recruits, they will have to face a threat that they soon will find to be too near and dear to them, and one of very high stakes. This soon becomes a series of mind games, not just fights. Doctor Timothy fears of this new warfare, and what may result because of it all. More importantly, where IS [the New Kid]? (Dialogue which contains the name mention of the New Kid will be replaced with [New Kid], as it serves a function similar to that of Y/N. The New Kid is a customizable character in game, and thus will be for this AU, too, custom to every reader.)

on hiatus, but not gone. a new cold has been going around recently. tw - gore, blood, pretty much everything you'd expect from a zombie au. this is a zombie south park au. none of the characters belong to us.

The boys are in middle school! There are some ships-

Originally, this was a Kenny oneshot but now it's for all my SP oneshots because uh I said so. Inconsistent updates 🙄

PART ONE OF THE YARDALE AU The foreign kids of South Park are all sent to Yardale, one of the most well-known and prestigious private schools in the world. They all think that this will be a regular school experience, but they are all wrong. The most unexpected people have the most secrets. !warning¡ for major character death ( this is the first story i've ever publicly posted, so please be nice about it and give any needed advice. love you all! also MASSIVEEE creds to @-gelix for being my amazing editor and reading each part before i post it, you've done so much for me and you're legit the best ( this story also would not have been written if not for him, so huge thanks) )

A form in which you all can request short stories (or I can just write extra stories for funsies) relating to my Secrets of Yardale au. Please make requests on this, I am loving this au and I want other people's ideas to be added into the story!

PART THREE OF THE YARDALE AU After learning more and more about the organization that they hope to take down, the Yardale kids must work together to end the treachery caused by their parents. They will meet new people and reunite with old friends, but who will survive this time? Will they manage to bring down Yardale once and for all?

PART TWO OF THE YARDALE AU Yardale had been destroyed, along with a few of its students. Years later, the remaining students are peacefully living their lives until they are suddenly reminded of the tragic events and of the questions still unanswered. The old friends must reunite and work together to finally get closure for their past high school years. ( once again, extreme thank you to @-gelix for proofreading my stories and helping me out so much, he is literally the best go follow him and thank you to everyone who supports these stories, it all means so much to me. i love you all )