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One night as president Donald Dinker Snitch (lmao aka Trump) was walking along his balcony he spotted a eery spoopy light coming from the sky. It was an alien 👽 a spoopy alien. The two lovers have a fierously passionate night of wild crazy probing but when Momma Minecraft (yes the alien, keep up) feels like she's unappreciated she gets whisked away by Trudeau the lusty liberal. Will Momma Minecraft be trapped in Trudeau's lust or will she escape for her beloved Donald Dinker Snitch?

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