Dontask Stories

Have you ever wondered what happens when Bender and Fry smoke way too much weed? If your answer is yes, then this is the perfect story for you (also you're cool; that's a cool question to ask)! If your answer is no, you should be more imaginative. Also, a trigger warning for a bunch of stuff. Too much stuff to list.

This story will be about bad and puffy binge mafias and skephalo of course

These stories are from the internet! Not by me! I will credit the writers if I find them

I just felt like posting these somewhere

I D K S T O P A S K I N G

Just random things that pop into my mind Could be ABSOLUTELY anything so don't be surprised if you read something and you have no idea what I am talking about Without further ado, here is a look into my brain (or at least the part I am willing to let "normal people"see)

OH NO! What's this? You're ugly! How tragic. You should go and see the Beauty Doctors in Barbieville! They'll fix you up for sure! Nothing bad or weird can go wrong! For sure! 100% Guaranteed Satisfaction. No complaints, and no refunds. May cause severe lung cancer, brain cancer, diarrhea, difficulty breathing, the urge to vomit, temporary/permanent blindness, liver failure, headaches, nausea, constipation, UTI, bruising, internal bleeding, rashes, itchiness, allergies, dismemberment, the loss of feelings in your arms and legs, a feeling like your heart is freezing over (because it is), and many other minor symptoms. Remember, beauty comes with a price.

Just some of my ideas. Been wondering if I should post them on here. But you can use the ideas as to the fact i don't know how to write any of them.

My friends and I came up with this random bs story line at like 1 am- started march 12 2022 early morning on zoom Chapter 1 publish- march 12 2022 Chapter 2 publish- march 12 1023 (Go to my reading list for other incorporated stories)

***FOLLOWING THE EVENTS OF END OF THE LINE*** Everyone was just getting over the tragic events of the bomb attack that hit the RED base,everyone was just getting back into war with BLU team,everyone was feeling great again,like nothing had happened!...Well..."nearly" everyone was okay... After Medic comes across a Scout that was killed by a Spy,He tries to revive him with a Sniper/Medic heart...But the procedure...Didn't end like he had planned it to... Now,the fate of RED and BLU team (And the whole of Mann Co) rests in the hands of one girl... ...And that girl...Is Chroma...Chroma Mundy...

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chokus pokus

Here's our gc!

Just a collection of my PRPS. You can use them if you want, just give creds lol

FEAR has two meanings: Forget Everything And Run or Face Everything And Rise. I chose the former

do not ask why

Short and words words words.... blah blah blah!! This is my boredom book!! Hopefully it will help you be not bored!! And me less weird! Or I'll just get even weirder! I don't know!! Let's find out!

Ty(deadlox) and Adam(Skydoesminecraft) are best friends but when seto's terrible sister comes to visit they turn them to girls and the only way is for someone who you love and loves you back to kiss you the problem is they like each others can they gather up the courage to to confess or live as a girl forever and ever and ever and ever

Yus. Tis magical is it not?