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I've seen a few MHA Chat Fics, and they seem fun, so this is my attempt at one. None of this is really supposed to be taken seriously so please turn your brain off while you read. (Can you tell I had no idea what to put in this description) Ships- IzuOcha, KamiJirou, KiriMina, TodoMomo, OjiToru, BakuCamie, IidaMei, TokoTsuyu, InkoMight, TetsuKendo, NejiTama, and EraserJoke #1 TodoMomo 12/08/25 (Somehow) #1 NejiTama 12/10/25 #2 KiriMina 01/06/26 #2 KamiJirou 01/11/26 #1 InkoMight 01/13/26 #1 TetsuKendo 01/13/26 #2 Cringeworthy 01/11/26 (which I'll gladly accept)

Donald Trump and Joe Biden fall in love during the 2024 election

One day Kageyama Tobio woke up to his alarm but as he saw his reflection in his bathroom mirror he then realized he wasn't the same person as before. Literally. Or Kageyama wakes up on the first day of school as a cupid magical girl who's supposed to make people fall in love? How is this even possible?! posted also on ao3 (same user and title) :D

giving the world what it needs /cheryl blossom x isabelle lightwood/ cover manip cr toubiarus on ig

A compilation of romantic(ish) short stories inspired mostly by real events/conversations/thoughts that occurred throughout my time at college. (Don't take these seriously.) NOTE: Posting is inconsistent and follows no order (unless specified). STARTED: 09/14/2021

FINISHED A girl goes through trauma related to tom riddle

(This story is for shits and gigs, so please don't take it seriously. This has swearing in it, but nothing sexual, most of these characters are minors. Pls enjoy) Hello Kitty starts her first day of highschool, only for it to be nothing like how she expected it.

her life was just as boring as every other teenager untill it happened. Cleo was a lonely smurf who had just moved to LA. everything went fine until she met some people who turned her life completely upside down. I do not own the characters, I only own Cleo. This is a story I wrote for fun, don't take any of this serious :)

This r 1 shots 4 all meh fandoms, so, if u haev a ship ud like 2 c, jus ask and ill right it 4 u <3 dun ftoget 2 like n falloe pls I luv u <3 <3 <3

It didn't come as a surprise that Jake showered at Heeseung's, at least not anymore. All of the boys did, save for Sunoo, who complained about the lack of actual shampoo and conditioner. I agree with him. 2-in-1 is an abomination. Heeseung opens his mouth to speak again, but as if on cue, a tall form saunters its way out of the bathroom, steam billowing out into the cooler air of the spacious living room. It is in fact Jake. And he is so shirtless. (Or: to appease her pestering roommate, Virginia St. August makes arguably the worst decision of her life: Fake-dating "academic ace" Jake Sim.)

Quagmire hated Brian. He hated his writing, his political opinions, his self-righteousness. He thought he would always hate Brian until one night, when everything changed. However, soon after, Quagmire starts receiving anonymous threats warning him to stay away from Brian. Who is sending these letters? What should he do about them? And most importantly... why does his heart race around Brian? (Cover made by yours truly)

THIS IS A JOKE I'M SORRY I MADE THIS PLEASE ENJOY READING BECAUSE MY LAZY ASS DOESNT WANNA PUT IN THE EFFORT TO DELETE THIS 😤 ALSO WHY IS THIS #447 IN THE DREAMWORKS CATEGORY OH NOOO - future me OK UPDATE ITS #7 ON PLSNO.... EYE-

a young girl named berdine has recently moved to florida she is new to this town. she is new to this town , she transferred to a school called robinshood and hopefully finds some friends or even more, eventually, she is the talk of the school and she gets a boy's attention named Dayday a popular boy will she ever make friends or no.? tune in to fimd out

This is basically a bunch of short prequel stories and one shots of my other story, still kinda, ehh, trying, currently running, Two Truths and a Lie. Not in chronological order for the stories, but pay attention ;) Usually I write these in order to get out of a writing slump, or when I'm trying to really connect more with the characters so then I have the motivation to write Two Truths and a Lie cause like it's finished, I just have to...write it 😗 This wasn't going to originally exist, and I wasn't going to add it or make it canon, but when I was writing them I was like: "hold on...this kinda fits 🤨" so um... Here we are. Enjoy!! And TW will be added when necessary! Also, once again mainly Angelica's pov, BUT I will definitely add more people :))

You decide to go for a stroll when you notice a beautiful swamp. You walk to it, only to be nearly blinded by a being of true beauty. No, it is no ordinary creature. It's a god. It's Shrek.

This is a story my friend made for me in March last year about me, my crush at the time and my boy-bsf at the time. (if u find this offensive in any way, i'm apologising now. thankyou for reading)

Here are some of my favourite quotes from random stories on Wattpad :) *I apologize if I don't update regularly, I only get quotes to use here when I read, and I don't read everyday :)*

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── On a peaceful afternoon stroll in the highlight of the sun's rays, Ti(you) accidentally bumps into a man named a Suguru Geto. What could possibly go wrong when a civilian and a villain meet?

【 no matter how much jungkook hurts namjoon, he's still the happiest person he knows. 】

Hi, my name is Kofi, (read it like coffee but make the ending sound shorter), this is a story about my peaceful, enjoyable life being invaded by some paranormal activities. This may not sound appealing but hear me out. I can guarantee that this story is going to have a handsome main character, a beautiful heroine, action, suspense, more handsome men and explosions (alright went a bit too far here). If this sounded interesting (just forget about the explosion part) then I humbly welcome you to Para(Normal) Series.