Donttakeitseriously Stories

full title: The Ultra Legendary Super Amazing Mega Rare Never Seen Before Long Lost Hybrid Dragon Demon Wolf Snake Angel Princess is the Hated Child *NOT SCREENREADER FRIENDLY! THERE ARE A LOT OF TIMES WHERE THERE ARE UNNECESSARY EMOJIS AND PUNCTUATION AND WORDS SO DRAGGED-OUT THAT THEY TAKE UP HALF A PAGE* Once upon a time, a kind woman named Mommy gave birth to a girl, but sadly died in the process. She had a husband, Mr. My Daughter Is An Accident, and their daughter Mistake, or the hated child. Mistake was bullied all her life, both in school and at home. Her father married another woman (Barbara) and then he died. His cause of death is unknown, but there were a bunch of stabbing wounds on his corpse and the stepmother holding a bloody knife at the scene of the crime. With that strange woman came Mistake's new sister, a spoiled brat named Ronald McDonald. Mistake's stepmother always compared her to that meanie poo poo face. Even if her personality was awful, she was still the one in the spotlight no matter where they went. She always paraded around in her sparkly pink ball gown and her tiny pigtails. What will happen next??????????????????????

Im bored it's 2am eurovision is tommorow (as im writing this) and i cant sleep plz dont take this seriously thank u

This is a copy-pasted fanfic from my AO3 account, baby Manchukuo is just a placeholder book cover Fashgik finds himself in a world where countries from his original world are sentient people looking to defeat an evil queen by the name of USA, and Fashgik tries to find a way back to his original world, will he want to stay in this world permanently or will he find a way back to his original planet, earth?

short stories about our favourite cowboy;; conan gray. based on things this uglyass actually did read everything in a high pitched iM nOt lIke OtHeR gIrLs y/n voice

pls be aware this is a pure joke. if u r looking for smth serious i suggest u DO NOT read this 😭 sm characters r my own and sm will be taken from the original show 😻 if u know me. no u dont. xoxo

✦︶︶ " 𝐢 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 . . "・ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 𝘐𝘕 𝘞𝘏𝘐𝘊𝘏 ▬▬▬▬▬ liam was a main character and everyone immediately payed attention to him tw; joke book, cover (momo), lyrics (attention; new jeans)

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In which Naughty Boy meets Susa, the girl of his dreams.

Venture through a story of two lovers in twine, a story of a romance, hatred, and forbidden love.

Pls don't ban me this is all jokes I'm not being serious about a single part about this and I don't Ship them I'm just funny like that

another Hinata and his "harem" story except it is based on the six musical. disclaimer: I am not trying to make light of the tragedy that the wives of Henry the VII have gone through. this is simply a crackfic that I came up with in the middle of the night while listening to "six the musical". TW: Violence Character death Abuse Mpreg (;~;) (If you are not okay with those themes, feel free to click away. There are other lighter books that you may be comfortable with reading other than this one.) With that said enjoy :>>

these stories me and my friend made while playing the one word game, do not take these stories seriously this entire book is satire its all "/j "

the story of how 5 hogwarts students ventured to America only to be disappointed (this is a short joke fic me and my friends wrote on halloween,, dont even ask lmao we were bored so here you go)

Idk if I will ever continue this. If people want them, I'm sure I could but Idk. I just made a slenderman one for a friend and decided to share with the world.

it's about these 3 kids in my class 🤣

THIS IS A JOKE PLS

"Cause I'm back on my bullshit." A story where I write down whatever-the-hell I'm think whenever-the-hell I want. Prepare for chaos, simping, and a lot of things that'll make you question my sanity. Cause it's go time motherfuckers, and I'm not stopping this train until the gods strike me down or I hit the chapter limit! (#5 in cupheadshow, #14 in ramblings as of 8/9/2022)

another generic marvel group chat fic, except it has no storyline and only specific characters ✨ we have peter parker, a gen z kid trying his best we have shuri, a princess who is too cool for school we have loki, the god of mischief who is completely based off of the agent of asgard comics we have steve, who you would think sucks at technology but is actually really good we have bucky, who's just tired we have tony, a confused dad who only understands certain jokes we have scott, who's basically a gen z kid we have clint, who's trying his best we have natasha, who only shows up at certain times for god knows what reason we have wanda, who's never here and we have wade,,, i think also posted on ao3 under the same name!

I MADE THIS FOR MY FRIENDS