Donttakeseriously Stories

shrek and lord farquaad get together 😫💅

This is a joke between my friend and i and we find it hilarious so please don't make fun of it lmao probably will delete soon

this is a joke but please read it

I freaking hate everyone, you all can die dont take seriously

🦈 and 🕷️ goes to the aquarium museum, what will happen next is shockening

Really dumb FANFICTION of the government agents. Don't take it seriously guys, I wrote this in five minutes.

This shall tell you everything you need to know about Dooism and how to read, write, and speak Dooish. *Dooism is just a religion I made up. Dooish is also just a language I made up. None of this should be taken seriously*

A man and water mellon meet. what happens when they fall for eachother?? This book is for jokes only, please dont take it serioulsy. Sorry for any spelling mistakes, i'm not the best with spelling.

A request shall be fulfilled. This story shan't be taken seriously. It is a mere request that I shall and will fulfill. Warning. *Extreme* C r i n g e .

THIS IS WRITTEN BY SNOWYS SISTER NOT SNOWY Im so sorry if this offends you in any way its not meant to like hate on people who do this its just a joke and its completely fine to do this kind of thing, many people just prefer a flawed and realistic character. a better written sequal? maybe? maaaaaaaaybe??

omg xD I'm sorry! this is a joke x3

‎Keith Haze. He's tall, has porcelain skin that any blemish of his would be like placing black paint on a white wall. Has black hair, a deep voice you wish your lover has, and a face that gossipers bet the Greek Gods sculpted just for him. He was also good at sports. He was so handsome that he was elected as the Section Aquino's prince. Yet even though he was popular, he was incredibly quiet. Timid, introvert, and would rather write his words than speak them. Everyone hoped to be in a relationship with him, keeping a secret only him and someone knows. ‎ ‎And that someone was Emmanuel Ruñez. He has tanned skin, white eyeglasses, a kind and gentle smile that always contradicts when he just stairs at you blankly. Part of his hair is swept to the left part, and likes exercising and sports. But even with all that activities he still manages to be petite, frail looking to add. Hes famous in school for being the boys scout captain and being scary and being smart at academics. No one was surprised to find out he was single knowing how ruthless he is when training. ‎ ‎If only they knew what he treats his ACTUAL LOVER is. ‎ ‎Question though, why do you think Keith keeps it a secret? And why does no one know how Emmanuel really is with his actual lover?

a mysterious story that one can not understand, for love is something stronger than anything, even einstein's iq

Everything Wrong With (*insert book or user here*) In One Part (Spoilers!) (Duh!) *Parody of CinemaSins*

(You don't need to know the play to read this!!!) Basically this is a crackfic ship of the characters Giles Ralston and Christopher Wren and Seargent Trotter .Completely ooc, as i have only read a few pages of the play script. Dont like dont read ❦︎

🤓🥲 enjoy it while you hopefully cringe at your screen, Emily loves Owen but struggles to tell him meanwhile Chloe is trying to take him all for herself💀🙏

I'm not sure so dont even ask