Donttakethisseriously Stories

This story contains love, heartbreak, tragedy, happiness and solitude.

You decide to go for a stroll when you notice a beautiful swamp. You walk to it, only to be nearly blinded by a being of true beauty. No, it is no ordinary creature. It's a god. It's Shrek.

Hello! Welcome to a book that I will probably never like or just hate in general. I don't speak English, probably a lot of typing error, sorry. Requests are open, have a nice day.

pp, this is a joke, pp

This is a MOCK fan fiction, this is an entire joke!

This book will prbbly contains not only my bad drawings but also a little randomness here n there idk tho. don't take this book seriously pls and do not steal my art (even tho it's bad🤭) feel free to give me advise to improve my art skills and feel free to rate my art! i hate coloring so most of them r only sketches and unfinished art🔥🔥 this book will prbbly flop but i js wnna share my drawings btw I'm no professional artist so pls dont be too harsh on this little not-so-talented petite human with very pale skin and fragile body,almost the same as a newborn kitten/j U can roast my art but dont be too mean pls🥶🙏💀

Not your average zodiac story!!!!1!1!1!

overall tw/cw for swearing , individual tws/cws will be in their respectful chapters also i am not trying to have good grammar or spelling so if you cant reaf messy typing , sorry uh

Mary Sue Johnson is just a normal high school student. She has tons of friends, loves her family, and enjoys using her natural talents to wow the people around her. When she is kidnapped for her talents and thrown into a killing game with fifteen other talented individuals, what will she do? All of her confidence and charisma seem to mean nothing in a game of life or death. Who will she trust? Will she make the right decisions? Who will live and who will die? And what the hell does being the Ultimate Ultimate even mean?

'we love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest' 🦋 sometimes acting clueless feels better... expect the unexpected. cover: sabrina carpenter [expect quotes from mean girls, clueless, gossip girl] published: 12/10/23 finished: tbd

A captivating tale set in the mystical realm of Eldoria, where magic and destiny intertwine to shape the lives of its inhabitants. The story follows Princess Éliane Solaris Luminary, who possesses the extraordinary gift of seeing the crimson threads of fate that bind souls together. With a longing to uncover the truth of her own destiny, Éliane embarks on a journey of self-discovery beyond the comforts of Lumina Castle. Guided by the silent whispers of destiny and the yearning to unravel the truths hidden within the threads, she encounters allies and adversaries alike, each playing their part in the grand tapestry of life. As dark forces threaten to cast a shadow over the kingdom, Éliane must confront her fears and embrace her destiny to protect Lumina and fulfill her role in the fate of the realm. "Threads of Fate" weaves together elements of adventure, magic, and romance, creating a captivating narrative that explores the power of love, courage, and the enduring bonds that connect us all.

I swear it's worth it just stick with me of course we have y/n. I'm not saying more because I don't want to spoil the great plot. Uploads every time I feel like it won't be too long unless I decide to abandon it completely but I'll leave an A/N.

HOT STEAMY ROMANCE🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶 (not finished)

"Hey now, you're an Allstar." • Warriors Parody Story • There is no cover on purpose. I am not a noob. ( at least I don't think I am )

After an incedent involving a weird patch of blue skin, Ochre decides to leave his village to find a cure for himself. He might find it and he might find more but one thing is certain, he will have to learn to get along with the thing that follows him and the thing that lives in his head written by: PostmanBat (he/they/it +non femm neos) ...⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ

Notice me Parker senpai

this is a joke! I was bored ok?-

What is it? You want a "well-constructed-non-cringe not-filled-with-randomness" humorous love story? Well we don't do that here! Be ready for a box of tissues and a jar of water for you to chug down cuz you'll be in tears by the sheer amount of cringe after you finish this sacrilegious short story. - [WARNING : CRINGE WORTHY MATERIEL AHEAD PROCEED WITH CAUTION] {last summer contest 2020}

All these chapters have been written by my autocorrect, it had some rude language and also some stuff about me, like twenty one pilots, hope you enjoy!

Honestly this book is kinda satire. I made it as a joke, but it turned out fairly decent. I hope Y'all enjoy it. :)