Donttakethisseriously Stories

full title: The Ultra Legendary Super Amazing Mega Rare Never Seen Before Long Lost Hybrid Dragon Demon Wolf Snake Angel Princess is the Hated Child *NOT SCREENREADER FRIENDLY! THERE ARE A LOT OF TIMES WHERE THERE ARE UNNECESSARY EMOJIS AND PUNCTUATION AND WORDS SO DRAGGED-OUT THAT THEY TAKE UP HALF A PAGE* Once upon a time, a kind woman named Mommy gave birth to a girl, but sadly died in the process. She had a husband, Mr. My Daughter Is An Accident, and their daughter Mistake, or the hated child. Mistake was bullied all her life, both in school and at home. Her father married another woman (Barbara) and then he died. His cause of death is unknown, but there were a bunch of stabbing wounds on his corpse and the stepmother holding a bloody knife at the scene of the crime. With that strange woman came Mistake's new sister, a spoiled brat named Ronald McDonald. Mistake's stepmother always compared her to that meanie poo poo face. Even if her personality was awful, she was still the one in the spotlight no matter where they went. She always paraded around in her sparkly pink ball gown and her tiny pigtails. What will happen next??????????????????????

Jesus I wrote this how long ago...meh oh well, enjoy

short stories about our favourite cowboy;; conan gray. based on things this uglyass actually did read everything in a high pitched iM nOt lIke OtHeR gIrLs y/n voice

Basically the title. Every singe one of these quotes are taken out of context so, if it's weird or something, it's just taken out of context! Feel free to ask me what the context is if you're confused. I'll be glad to answer!

I decided that I wanted to create scenarios, based off of Chen Wenxing's three fan fictions; Home Away from Home, Pen Pals, and Angel's wings. All idea credits will go to Chen Wenxing, unless said otherwise (which will be unlikely, but not impossible). If anyone wants to know, the name of the stories these fan fictions stem from, are called Heaven Official's Blessing, Scum Villain's Self-Saving System, and Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation. All are from the same author, Moxiang Tongxiu. Both fanfics are crossovers. Pen Pals is a modern AU, and Home Away from Home takes place in the original ancient Chinese setting. I can't keep to an update schedule, so I'll be updating whenever I can.

have you ever played blow fruits with your life on the line while having a BUNCH of mangoes in your mouth?

dont take this au seriously !!! this is au is purely just from my imagination hope you will like it this au is taglish btw !! t.w : grammars bad words, there's no cover pa kasi wala pa akong nagagawa😙 if this au make you uncomfortable just comm here :p credits sa lahat ng magagamit kong pics🤩! bye hope you like this [ on going ]

Here are some of my favourite quotes from random stories on Wattpad :) *I apologize if I don't update regularly, I only get quotes to use here when I read, and I don't read everyday :)*

Sylvia was just a sixteen-year-old at Hogwarts when she met her teacher, Mr. Matthew Gray Gubler. They had immediate chemistry. It was love at first sight. But, Sylvia gave up on love a long time ago after her childhood best friend, Timothee Chalamet got a boyfriend. She was devastated and decided that love was just not for her anymore. But will Mr. Gubler change her mind? Will Timothee get in the way? I guess we just gotta find out.

Since I have an insatiable appetite for attention and the need to post my whole life on the internet I'e decided to come back to my long lost home of wattpad and share some of my best works. Unfortunately I will never be as funny as I was in 6th grade but every day Im constantly trying to get to get back to my peak preteen years. Enjoy these works while I pursue the 12 labours of Heracles.

Meet Shirley - a woman with a dream; a dream that is so forbidden and taboo that it forces her to hide who she is in the day - but by night it comes out to play... This is my first book so I'd appreciate it if you aren't too harsh on me :D - other than that I really hope you enjoy my writing, leave me feedback and comment your thoughts! (Lol this is so weird) Love, author me (wtf I think I should stop - yeah I think I should stop where I am). ;)

Annie and Hayden were a perfect couple till ...

I'll put something here every once in a while. Nothing I put here I own

just some random thoughts, and rants. please dont take this seriously, #1 - random thoughts #2 - rantingaboutlife #6 - mythoughts #10 - butt

i had to do it.

Cackyoween (Kakyoin) and Joetayro (Jotaro) do various crimes like pirate nintendo games and tentacle hentai (omg so cool and sassy) 😍😍😍, and you, Y/N. Like bad boy by Red Velvet because you're a Reveluv (omg stan)🥰🥰🥰. Now you have to summon evil spirits known as "Stands" to make sure nothing bad happens to ZA WARUDO. Oh and not to forget, DIO is your father (and no you don't get to screw your father you 30 yr old crusty nasty toenail nail file) - #1 best selling author #1 New York times best selling #1 Book in za warudo 😍 Started: July 10, 2022 Ended: Aug 12, 2022

giving the world what it needs /cheryl blossom x isabelle lightwood/ cover manip cr toubiarus on ig

pls don't take this serious.. its a joke between a group of friends

This is sarcasm, I appreciate all you mpreg writers so please don't take this too seriously. I did warn you.