Donttakethisseriously Stories

full title: The Ultra Legendary Super Amazing Mega Rare Never Seen Before Long Lost Hybrid Dragon Demon Wolf Snake Angel Princess is the Hated Child *NOT SCREENREADER FRIENDLY! THERE ARE A LOT OF TIMES WHERE THERE ARE UNNECESSARY EMOJIS AND PUNCTUATION AND WORDS SO DRAGGED-OUT THAT THEY TAKE UP HALF A PAGE* Once upon a time, a kind woman named Mommy gave birth to a girl, but sadly died in the process. She had a husband, Mr. My Daughter Is An Accident, and their daughter Mistake, or the hated child. Mistake was bullied all her life, both in school and at home. Her father married another woman (Barbara) and then he died. His cause of death is unknown, but there were a bunch of stabbing wounds on his corpse and the stepmother holding a bloody knife at the scene of the crime. With that strange woman came Mistake's new sister, a spoiled brat named Ronald McDonald. Mistake's stepmother always compared her to that meanie poo poo face. Even if her personality was awful, she was still the one in the spotlight no matter where they went. She always paraded around in her sparkly pink ball gown and her tiny pigtails. What will happen next??????????????????????

Im bored it's 2am eurovision is tommorow (as im writing this) and i cant sleep plz dont take this seriously thank u

This is a copy-pasted fanfic from my AO3 account, baby Manchukuo is just a placeholder book cover Fashgik finds himself in a world where countries from his original world are sentient people looking to defeat an evil queen by the name of USA, and Fashgik tries to find a way back to his original world, will he want to stay in this world permanently or will he find a way back to his original planet, earth?

short stories about our favourite cowboy;; conan gray. based on things this uglyass actually did read everything in a high pitched iM nOt lIke OtHeR gIrLs y/n voice

pls be aware this is a pure joke. if u r looking for smth serious i suggest u DO NOT read this 😭 sm characters r my own and sm will be taken from the original show 😻 if u know me. no u dont. xoxo

✦︶︶ " 𝐢 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 . . "・ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 𝘐𝘕 𝘞𝘏𝘐𝘊𝘏 ▬▬▬▬▬ liam was a main character and everyone immediately payed attention to him tw; joke book, cover (momo), lyrics (attention; new jeans)

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Venture through a story of two lovers in twine, a story of a romance, hatred, and forbidden love.

In which Naughty Boy meets Susa, the girl of his dreams.

Pls don't ban me this is all jokes I'm not being serious about a single part about this and I don't Ship them I'm just funny like that

another Hinata and his "harem" story except it is based on the six musical. disclaimer: I am not trying to make light of the tragedy that the wives of Henry the VII have gone through. this is simply a crackfic that I came up with in the middle of the night while listening to "six the musical". TW: Violence Character death Abuse Mpreg (;~;) (If you are not okay with those themes, feel free to click away. There are other lighter books that you may be comfortable with reading other than this one.) With that said enjoy :>>

This is a true story please don't judge to harshly

A twisted story about love, betrayal, and plot twists. This story is basically the Grey's Anatomy of O'Donnor

pp, this is a joke, pp

Werewolf furry, Alabama sixtynin, attends a new boarding school with more than just wolf furries now. WHen bad tieme happen, the baddie boi come in to help her because he actually good guy. People dont do know that he has good guy ih him but she do. so she try to help bad boi be self before he join parrot gang for goods. can she helps him before he go gang and commit die?

Alyssa Hill is starting her junior year at Winterfield High School. She's just moved away from Lake City, Michigan to Seattle, Washington, where she has to adjust to life after her parents' divorce. Life as the new kid is already hard enough, but Alyssa gets a little more trouble than what she's bargained for when she attracts the attention of Asher Romano, Winterfield High's resident bad boy. Alyssa's already hectic life becomes even more dramatic, plagued with bullies, backstabbing friends, high school drama, and maybe even a little romance. Can Alyssa survive her new high school and turn her life around? ~DISCLAIMER~ This book is not a serious book. It's meant to poke fun at common Wattpad tropes all while plugging in 2PM (Korean boyband) songs. The title is also based on 2PM's song A.D.T.O.Y. Only read if you want to count the tropes used and listen to some good music.

When Serval'hare was sold off to One Direction, he could NEVER expect that his life could take so many wild turns. From rags to riches, how will celebrity life treat him?

Please don't take this seriously

What is it? You want a "well-constructed-non-cringe not-filled-with-randomness" humorous love story? Well we don't do that here! Be ready for a box of tissues and a jar of water for you to chug down cuz you'll be in tears by the sheer amount of cringe after you finish this sacrilegious short story. - [WARNING : CRINGE WORTHY MATERIEL AHEAD PROCEED WITH CAUTION] {last summer contest 2020}

THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY