Истории Dookie

Do you need to boost up your Green Day knowledge? Then this is the right book for you. I'll be listing 1,039 Green day facts! Have a smoothed out slappy hour.

If you don't like greenday, go away. This is a place where I express my love towards greenday. If you're a greenday fan:welcome, this is a place for you and people who are like you, I hope you have a great time! have a green day my friends

It's a Green Day fanfic story, there are real characters mixed up with the ones I created :) The sotry starts in the year 1994, but it all begins in 1985 when the main character Kat meets Tré Cool x) Everything gets more thrilling with every new chapter! If you like it, let me know ;) This story is dedicated to one of my very good friends, to my Green Day sister, Kat <3

Tré was a quiet guy, not your topical punk rock drummer. He wasn't much for relationships but when he promised he's buddy Mike that he'd accompany him to a club, things get a little interesting. His good time is about to get better! Will this be what Tré needs to finally get out of his shell.

Bille Joe Armstrong falls in love with the opening act. Juliet from Automatic Loveletter. Only problem is he's 43 and married. She's a 26 year old. Is the age gap to big?

"You've been weird with me for days now!" I shouted, "Why? Billie what happened between us? You won't even look at me any more, do i mean nothing to you or something?" "-No! It's not like that-" "-I've known you my whole life and now you act like you don't know me. Do you care about me?" "Of course I do-" "-then why are you staring at your converse right now?" He looked up at me finally, his eyes meeting mine. "Because looking at you makes me nervous recently," he sighed lightly. "Why?" "I don't know. It's not that you don't mean anything to me because- by God phee you do. You're my BestFriend and I've always been myself around you but now I get all nervous and my stomatch starts feeling weird and-" he cut himself off as he stopped talking mid way through sentence. "And?" "I don't know. One moment I can't take my eyes off you then the next I'm scared to let them lay onto you," "Why? Billie it hurts when you don't look at me, why do you dodge my eyes when they try to meet yours?" He breathed in lightly. He looked back down but made sure to quickly look back at me. "It isn't that I won't look at you cause you don't mean any thing to me, I don't look at you sometimes because the impact your gaze gives me now, scares me. You make me feel all tingly and gooey. And it scares me." "Why does that scare you?" "Cause I've never felt this way before, i don't even know what it means," his eyes looked back down at the floor. And instead of getting angry about it i let them. Because I understood why they were scared to look at me. I make him feel new feelings he's never even knew exsisted, and he doesn't like it. he doesn't even know what those feelings are. And call me crazy, but maybe he loved me too, not in the friendly way. Maybe he loved me but he didn't realise. He looked back up to me, he gave me a half hearted smile before he spoke up again. "Seeing you use to be so easy, but now you breathe and i turn to stone."

Sometimes, there can be situations where home doesn't feel quite like home. Naturally, it's instinct to go searching for a place that gives you all the comfort and the warmth the walls you live in could never give. Sometimes, home can be a place that makes you feel valid. A place that makes you feel safe and secure. "Home" is any place that lets you forget the rest of the world is in flames, even if it's just for two minutes. But sometimes, your only option comes to leaving home. When my home wasn't home, and he was what it never could be. Does that make it easier to leave? Or will it drive me insane and force me to stay. And all times, there comes a part where you depart from home. But when it's a person who finds home in you too and not a place, do you still have to leave? - "Quit it!" I snapped Turning around, my eyes were boring into his. As he smirked. Still clicking his pen. "What's wrong?" He asked, his smirk getting bigger. "You clicking your pen you Nimrod!" "Nimrod?" He asked me laughing. "I haven't heard that in a while." He looked away. "Yeah whatever, just stop with that!" - Sometimes, love stories... don't always go right. -40,564 words-

Mkulia is a total drama ship! ❤️😭💋

Gub become Saint

wut u think it's about its in the title 🤦‍♀️ duh

No one should have to live in fear, sadly Y/N does, well that is until a friendly Mr. Jawan Harris comes along. and maybe a little Roc mixed in there too, wut? Prod too? oh ........

The girlies contract crabs. Little did they know the only man available to lend it over was Mitch.

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This is a tutorial on how to help your bowels be contemptuous. The theme is: poop 💩