Doublemeanings Stories

Yea, title says it all. Being a tomboy what problems we have in life, what fun we have and what our style is. Whatever it is we are are proud to be a tomboy. TOMBOYZZ ROCK THE FLOOR ¤☆¤★¤☆¤ ***Highest rank #87 on 28Mar 2017 Started on: 24 Nov 2016 (Ongoing) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- This book is not meant for offending anyone. If, unknowingly, I have offended someone, I am really sorry. This book is just for entertainment.

Look around you. There are objects everywhere, correct? Well, I'm about to add a double meaning to some of those objects. Welcome to "Inanimate As You Are," a book where I try to make random objects somehow deep and poetic. You're welcome to come along for the ride. :) I do take requests and I encourage you to leave some since it will make things more interesting. Updates every Saturday (CURRENTLY ON HIATUS) ------------------ Commitment is not my forte

"𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙖 𝙨𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩" -𝘼𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙪𝙨

You are a sword

"They dance and dance and dance A dance of Icarus Oh! The dance of a Icarus Who flew too close to the sun!" ================================= My first poem Ps: I do not speak English so please go easy on me

Poetry/Random (seemingly unreal) Poetry/Random lyrical ©ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 2018 JENNY

She survived seven years of Hogwarts, graduated alongside Oliver Wood, conquered Alola's Island Challenge, became a seasoned Pokémon Trainer-and married Professor Kukui. Now, at eighteen, the former Gryffindor is returning to Hogwarts at her husband's side as he teaches the Triwizard-era students about Alolan Pokémon and its unique training traditions. Kukui expects an educational visit. His wife has other plans. Armed with her Pokégear, years of Gryffindor experience, and an alarming talent for turning completely innocent Pokémon facts into massive double entendres, she decides to see exactly how long her husband can maintain his professional composure. Then Fred, George, and Lee catch on. Suddenly every question about Bewear, Salazzle, Pokémon sizes, moves, mating behaviors, and Island Trials becomes dangerously phrased-and Kukui realizes far too late that his wife hasn't simply returned to Hogwarts. She's found reinforcements. Professor Kukui came to teach Hogwarts about Alola. Hogwarts is about to teach him why you should never give a former Gryffindor an audience.