Douche Stories

In the basement of Ocean Bay High School, there is a secret operation of nerds, geeks, and basically anyone with a 4.0 grade average. Students with high IQ's can work down in the basement, using their smarts to make money. A rich student, who isn't doing good in school can buy a nerd, and the nerd will do all their homework for them. Ocean Bay High School is one of the most expensive high schools in all of Australia. In fact, the only reason Ashton Irwin could afford to go was a scholarship. He was one of the smartest kids there, so getting a spot in the basement wasn't difficult. The difficult part was Luke Hemmings, the rich brat who buys Ashton. - "What's your name?" "Ashton Irwin." "Aw, cutie pie Irwin."

They both made it a game to see who can make each other angrier at one another it started At a young age he would tease her but now she's going to be teasing him she's turning the table On him but what if they fall In love with one another how much angrier can they get if they can't be with one another {infuriating means to madden someone so anger them just try it you might like it} @theBurntToast, thanks to her for the amazing cover, check her out

We've all heard of from enemies to lovers, but what if we took it one step forward? From best friends to enemies, to lovers? Sounds like a mess, and well, it is! But it's a good mess, a funny slightly sad(maybe), and a lovable mess :) Join in Sapphire and her 'homies' (I promise the book is better than the description) as they work their way through everything in a series of amazing events, enough to make you laugh and smile along with them! ~ To give an idea of what the story is all about it would include a lot of cliche fun movie montage type vibes and 'adventures' like: Roadtrips Trips to foreign resorts Camping with friends and so much more! ~ Author's note: Hey! So welcome to Sapphire's story. The description doesn't really give away much but I promise you, it's worth a look! Dive right into a chill little story written by yours truly, to incorporate a little bit of serotonin maybe? :))

This girl thinks fuck you is too negative. She thinks of a word which looks like it, but it sounds nicer and it means the same thing. She only uses it when she's really mad. How will it get to that point? Read it and find the answers to all your burning questions!

My name is Alethea, I live in L.A. ,by myself unfortunately. Im an actress and a YouTuber as well, but can boys take over both of my careers? Yep, Dylan Dauzat a YouTuber that all of the girls drool over. I mean, yea he's really hot but he makes me really confused and takes over my career. I shouldn't really focus on him cause I have someone named Dylan O' Brien and he makes me feel very special and I love it. Yet he loves me one day then the next he hates me. •Confused• Dedicated to: @aalethea

A poem about a guy or some guys named Dave who has been conveniently dating girls that I've liked throughout the years

This story, is not a story. But, it has words and is on this website, so I guess it is. It's a really long comment chain on YouTube. I know, you guys see these things all the time; but I just really am astonished guys think like this. Sorry for being so stupid and posting this, I just really wanted to show you this really retarded you tube chain I semi-started. You don't wanna waste your time reading this, or do you? (start reading) and find out. Don't give me no crap! I warned you.

Eliza Taylor Tommers enters high school with only her best friend by her side. Once they start to make friends with some girls in a circle of old friends, Eliza begins to form relationships that she had never had before. She had never been treated like that by a boy before, and she couldn't help but to doubt true intentions. In this story of firsts, friends, boys, and begginnings, Eliza Taylor Tommers attempts to finds her way through grade nine year while having to decide whether she can really trust the ones she loved the most.

This is a true personal story and I will update it as it goes along. Some of it will be slightly changed for entertainment purposes but 90% will be true.

Lets just say life is way to complicated...

What If You Were Once The Queen Bee At Your School? Then You Gave It All Up. Heather Did. Everyone Wanted To Be Her, Be Near Her, Having Her Breathe On Them Would Be Good Enough For Some People. But She Gave It Up. 2 Years Later, Her Parents Hate Her For What She Became, The People That Worshiped Her Only Talk To Her To Make Fun Of Her, She Finally Knows What Its Like To Be The One Picked On And Bullied, She Turned Into Nobody. But What If She Could Have It All Back? Would She Do It? Could A Deal With Her Parents Really Put Her Back On Top Or Make Her Remember Why She Left? Heather Pickler Will Know What Its Like To Be Back On Top After 2 Long Years, But Instead Of In Her High School, It Will Be At Martha's Vineyard. After Making A Deal With Her Parents Heather Gets Shipped Off To Martha's Vineyard For The Summer, But Not Without A Few Adjustments. In Her Parents Ploid To Get Her To Want To Go Back To Her Old Self. Will Heather Learn That Love And Friendship Isn't About Looks Or Status? Or Will She Turn Back Into What She Was To Get What She Wants? One Things For Sure, All Of Heathers Limits Will Be Pushed.

*finished* Here you have what happened when I sent my friend a picture of one of the oc questions that sometimes pop up on my Tumblr feed. The question was: what oc would fake a proposal in a restaurant to get a free dessert.

I stared at the drugs. I wanted to use. I need it. My veins ached for it. I stole it. I grabbed a needle, a spoon, and the little baggy. I exhaled in delight.

It's starts when you're born. A countdown for the two most important events in your life. One is for your soulmate, that person who you'll eternally bond with. The other is for your death. Both are displayed on your inner wrist. Both are equally terrifying.

Life is like a book.Each page means something different....more happines and more horror. What if you had a book with everyone's horrrors...? Well Sasha Adren found one and it wasn't exactly exciting.

The moment I set my eyes i knew that I had finally found the girl of my dreams, I probably sounded like a possessed stalker but I wasn't, I was just a guy who had found the girl of his dreams she was so beautiful and carried an aura of calmness with her. Her bright orange hair bobbed up and down as she laughed with a friend that I assumed sitting across from her, I had never been this fixated on a girl before but she was different I had a gut feeling.

hello you fucking dolphins . If you bitch at your girl you need help ya sick fuck thats why this book exists, for sick fucks like you ENJOY YOU DOUCHEPHINS