Douche Stories

this is a series of poems. ENJOY! ~ Sam

❝What the hell are you doing here Mr.Money Bags?❞ ❝Well, I have a sweet tooth, and I was desiring Double Fudge.❞ Kennedy owns her very own Bakery, and for the first time in forever, she feels independent. Vincent is a cold-hearted billionaire with a soft spot for a particular recipe for double fudge brownies.

They both made it a game to see who can make each other angrier at one another it started At a young age he would tease her but now she's going to be teasing him she's turning the table On him but what if they fall In love with one another how much angrier can they get if they can't be with one another {infuriating means to madden someone so anger them just try it you might like it} @theBurntToast, thanks to her for the amazing cover, check her out

Julia Lobato is your average high school girl. She has a pretty simple life. Makes good grades, captain on the girl soccer team, obsessed with vampires, totally team Edward, and she has an awesome boyfriend who she loves dearly. She's enjoying life and doesn't want nor see why it would have to change. Trevor Lobo is next in line to receive the Alpha title,though he's kind of reluctant. Since he was forced to my from Portland to Seattle because of combining packs he's been upset. But finding his mate be begins to look on the brighter side. When he finds out that she's already taken and wants nothing to do with him his world comes crashing back down

The moment I set my eyes i knew that I had finally found the girl of my dreams, I probably sounded like a possessed stalker but I wasn't, I was just a guy who had found the girl of his dreams she was so beautiful and carried an aura of calmness with her. Her bright orange hair bobbed up and down as she laughed with a friend that I assumed sitting across from her, I had never been this fixated on a girl before but she was different I had a gut feeling.

Meet Andre Wester. Basic description? Confident, good-looking and knows it. He lives the good life, friends - or more suitably followers - multiple girlfriends and average grades but when Cassandra Mc'Connell moves into town and throws him completely off track can he play the same old game? Cassandra is a 'wall-flower' and likes to keep her head down. As far as she's concerned, school and the people she loves are her priority. On meeting the school's famous 'douchebag' Andre Wester, she absolutely detests everything that he is. But when fate is in charge, who decides?

Love story that you will either get addicted, bored, or entertained. You decide. A spontaneous, unpredictable story written by Roana Cruz. Watch out for more updates as it comes spontaneously. Who knows if the last part is the end of the story or if there's more to come?

After having a tantrum in court that lands him in contempt, Chad Barrington is forced to seek counseling and take two months off. Unable to work, this top notch lawyer decides to go on vacation and sooth his battered ego. Chad quickly learns that it's possible to be a total Douche in paradise as well...

Amara was lost and miserable when she moved away from her whole life 6 years ago, but is now overjoyed when she finally gets to come home after being away for so long! But when she gets back some things have changed. Her best friend isn't the same anymore, her town isn't half as joyfully as she remembers from her youth, and biggest of all... there's a new neighbor. And let's just say he is a DOUCHE. And right away they despise eachother. But the more they talk the more she begins to realize something quite peculiar about him. Maybe it's his emerald green eyes, or his perfect swirly chocolate hair, or maybe it just... him. But whatever it is it draws her in and before she knows it she is on a emotional and dramatic roller-coaster that doesn't seem like it will ever end. Until it comes to an abrupt halt and she finds herself just as lost and as miserable as she was in the beginning.

hello you fucking dolphins . If you bitch at your girl you need help ya sick fuck thats why this book exists, for sick fucks like you ENJOY YOU DOUCHEPHINS

{Completed - #12 highest} I was walking on a path all alone at midnight. I was just wondering around, until I saw a guy in a hoodie. He was beating the pulp out of another guy and one more man was on the ground, he was not moving. I gasped. 'Is he dead?' Or he can be unconscious, yeah 'el' he is just unconscious not dead. Duh! Who would kill a guy? As I was proceeding with my thoughts, that hoodie guy turned his face towards me. My heart had a mini heart attack. I turned my heels to the opposite direction and started to run. 'Run Ella, run for your life' was what my mind was screaming to me. I took turns without thinking, that guy was now following me and guess what? I took a wrong turn and which ended up being a dead end ' You are so dead' I thought. So, I started to think what I said last time to the people I love. 'Good night mom, love you.' to my mom, 'Stop annoying me! I'm going to bed.' to dad which also mean I love you, 'See you later Lu, love you!' to Luana. Okay my good bye says I love them all. Now I can die in peace. Granddad I'll meet you soon in the heaven, if you are there. I was still in my deep thoughts until I saw his silhouette. As, he get closer, my heart begin to race faster. I closed my eyes, until I heard him say "Ella?" O to the M to the G, this person actually knows me. I opened my one eye and saw him due to the small light hanging in that ally "Errrrr'ick!" I squeaked and mentally face palmed myself. Even at this state I'm calling him Errr'ick. "I'm sorry your highness, what can I do for you?" I squeaked again while trembling. The next second I heard his fits of laughter. He was rolling on the floor, actually rofling. I was glaring at him but I realised that I'm not in a position to glare. So, I made puppy dog face for him to spare my little life. He stopped but after seeing my face, he started to laugh again. He tried to say between his guffaws "You..... your face .....was epiccc!" He started to gasp for air and had tears in his eyes.

I'm basically talking crap about my school, and people there that I hate. Get ready for the fun time orrr hell of a time! YAY!

Luke's a nerd and Ashton's a douche, but they're forced to become stepbrothers.

When Cooper Langford cheats on Evelyn Reese the night before their one year anniversary, she is devastated. With a promise ring, a broken heart, and a compromising back tattoo, she sets out for revenge. With her best friend, a rickety pizza truck, and an unexpected accomplice, they set out to get the payback Evelyn needs to make sure Cooper never cheats on anyone ever again.