Douche Stories

it was just a normal Saturday for Anderson apartment occupants I mean for most of them but then the only normal day in the apartments are slightly changed.

A challenge where I write a (HUMOROUS) letter to someone once a day. More information inside ^^

Een vrouw onder de douche hoort gebonk.

Hey, I'm Jared, your local suburban douchebag. I sag my pants, smoke the devil's lettuce, basically pretend I just crawled out of the most ratchet neighborhood you can think of. But inside, I'm just a sensitive mama's boy. Don't believe me? Just read my diar-I mean journal, and you'll see...

A descriptive self-insert fanfic involving ASS

Relatta is a busy industrial town in the Northern country. Crime is flourishing under the struggling economy of the North. Smuggling, Schmorg burning and extortion are at the forefront of the city. Lea, far too small and naive to be aware of the going ons of her town, does not yet know what lies in wake for her. She will find out more than she ever wanted to know about her family and friends. "You do not know anything about him! He is a monster!" he growled, his eyes burning into her own. "But...but, he saved me." She could feel tears running down her eyes. "And what did I do? Did I not save you too?" his voice was cruel. But she knew it was only because he was hurt. Hurt by her indecision. "Yes, of course you did. And I lo-" she stopped herself, her hand covering her mouth. His eyes grew large. "I knew it. You belong to me. You are mine." And he lowered his voice again, "And I am yours. Say it, please?" "I love you." She breathed it out, but the words were burning her from the inside. She had made her descision. Updates are very slow, please bare with me!

Life is like a book.Each page means something different....more happines and more horror. What if you had a book with everyone's horrrors...? Well Sasha Adren found one and it wasn't exactly exciting.

Julia Lobato is your average high school girl. She has a pretty simple life. Makes good grades, captain on the girl soccer team, obsessed with vampires, totally team Edward, and she has an awesome boyfriend who she loves dearly. She's enjoying life and doesn't want nor see why it would have to change. Trevor Lobo is next in line to receive the Alpha title,though he's kind of reluctant. Since he was forced to my from Portland to Seattle because of combining packs he's been upset. But finding his mate be begins to look on the brighter side. When he finds out that she's already taken and wants nothing to do with him his world comes crashing back down

Hope Kennedy finds herself thrown into a whole new life, where she must deal with the unexpected, she soon finds herself on an emotional roller coaster that just keeps going round the track. Can she find happiness? Hold onto your seats, you're about to find out. Fall in love with the crazy life of Hope Kennedy as she faces moving accross the country and meeting a whole array of new people. There will be love, laughs, fights, parties and excitement along the way, so read on to meet Hope who will let you in on every detail of her incredibly intriguing life. If you love teen fiction, then this is the story for you.

It's time for the tables to turn. And this isn't a game to make the player fall in love. Gabrielle Nolan doesn't take or tolerate bullshit. And it just so seems that Robert Jagger is full of it. This is not a story of how the charming young Romeo sweeps Juliet off of her feet and a lucky plot twist leaves them running off into the sun set together. This story is about the cocky but clueless douche who meets the hot, no-bullshit chick. What Robert doesn't know is that Gabrielle will completely KNOCK him off HIS feet.

Troye Mellet is a 19 year old boy from Perth, Australia who is madly in love with 26 year old Tyler Oakley, but when Tyler falls for douche bag Joseph Mars, how will Troye handle them being together? TRIGGER WARNING

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the epic love triangle between the pope, dalai lama and xi jingping sparks controversy between US and chinese powers. with a series of heartwrenching plot twists, follow along to discover the real truth behind the world's most powerful men! and the widowed queen :)

They both made it a game to see who can make each other angrier at one another it started At a young age he would tease her but now she's going to be teasing him she's turning the table On him but what if they fall In love with one another how much angrier can they get if they can't be with one another {infuriating means to madden someone so anger them just try it you might like it} @theBurntToast, thanks to her for the amazing cover, check her out