Douchebag Stories

This is a story about a beautiful, 17 year old girl named Michaela that has a problem with the horny teenage guys who always get their ways, and bitchy over-dramatic girls always causing trouble. Michaela has to make it through her senior year. She has no idea how hard it's going to be for her. She's a straight A student with rich parents that always ignore her. Her best 'friend with benefits' is always there to pick her up, and to pick on her. Follow her through her last year of high school!

Hey, you know those really cringey fanfictions that squealing preteens/teens make where you insert yourself in and date their hot, douchey idol? Let's laugh at them together while teaching girls to avoid them!

"you're such a bitchy person but i love you" - jeon jungkook ©mrjeongguk

Paisley white is an addict, a donut addict. Homer Simpson is nothing compared to her when it comes to donuts. So it isn't that strange that you can find Paisley everyday in her favorite donut store on the corner of her street , named donut heaven. But one day it happens, the worst thing imaginable for Paisley. A douchebag named Jaison Black, walks into the store and steals her delicious strawberry frosted donut ( with sprinkles) . he eats the WHOLE donut whitout giving it back. And to make matters worse , he doesn't even want to buy her a new one! Paisley can only think of one thing to forget this awful day, revance! sweet, sweet revance with frosting and sprinkles.

This is the first song I've written in a very long time.

When Cecilia's mom starts dating a new guy, Henry, Cecilia is forced to move in with Henry and his son when things between the parents get serious. When Cecilia meets Adrian, Henry's son, she is immediately attracted to him. Too bad he's an unbelievable douchebag. With his sexual innuendos and cocky attitude, Adrian is the most arrogant guy she's ever met. But she kinda likes it. Cecilia already has enough on her plate, with the abuse from her father and the fear of him finding her and her mother again, will she let Adrian in?

16 year old Adrianna de Luca had it all. The exotic beauty, the school. the house, the grades, the boy and the friends.Her life was just great. That was until a sister of her mother's, who nobody seems to want to talk about, phones to inform the de Lucas on the passing of Adrianna Morrieti. The very woman she was named for. her GRANMERE .Someone she'd heard whispers of, seen black and white polaroids of, but never actually known. Let alone met! But most the shock is yet to come when her Arianna and Antonio's parents delivered the life changing news after reading Grandmere's will. This is the journey of a bratty kid, who had a change in heart. ** READ ON TO FIND OUT JUST WHAT WAS IN THAT WILL **

I wrote a story for young author's and my friend told me to post it on here so that is exactly what I did just to make her happy. Be prepared for plot holes and grammar mistakes also maybe a few unfinished thoughts. Anyways I hope you enjoy it and have a laugh maybe.

"White Scars" My life is a full of "rough patch", How can I live with this kind of life? I am so tired... am I still worth loving for? Should I still keep on chasing my own pavements? - "Sabrina Daccarett" A story based on average teenage girl who seems lost on her way to find her desired happiness. She is waiting for the man who deserves her precious time, worth and pure love. A rebound girl, Trust issues, Countless douchebags meets on her way and a few short-time romance, After all her heartbreaks, Will she ever find acceptance and worth loving to herself? A Tagalog-English text to read. *Please be aware that I am not a good proofreader to look at my own grammar.* This is a draft story...

Thyme lives a normal life. Her father was murdered and her mother is a hooker. She doesn't know who she really is and why her family is so. Who really is Emma and why is Thyme's senses so sharp? Not normal you say? After she meets the dashing Prince Basil of the Royals, pretty much everything seems normal. Read on, as a girl is thrown into the magical realm of Foxes, Demons, Vampires and Spirits while trying to find out who she really is.

What do you get when you put a nerdy girl, and the schools bad boy in a math class together? You think the most cliché story about them falling in love right? Well what if that was true, but you also get drama, action, different perspectives, and all together a story that`s nothing compared to the rest. Join Jessica, Ethan and all their friends in learning how to get one another for them selfs. But when it comes down to the girl wanting the guy, we need to know how. So, what are the 5 steps to get the guy?

"You're being an asshole again, Ethan. Put a dollar in the jar."

Series of shorts that end so quickly just as it started.

Sexy lawyer, douchey guy, a sensible rain and a horny desire!

This is the lamest stuff ever coming right from a Fannibal -_- Bon appetite!