Douchebag Stories

Hey, you know those really cringey fanfictions that squealing preteens/teens make where you insert yourself in and date their hot, douchey idol? Let's laugh at them together while teaching girls to avoid them!

"you're such a bitchy person but i love you" - jeon jungkook ©mrjeongguk

Meet Andre Wester. Basic description? Confident, good-looking and knows it. He lives the good life, friends - or more suitably followers - multiple girlfriends and average grades but when Cassandra Mc'Connell moves into town and throws him completely off track can he play the same old game? Cassandra is a 'wall-flower' and likes to keep her head down. As far as she's concerned, school and the people she loves are her priority. On meeting the school's famous 'douchebag' Andre Wester, she absolutely detests everything that he is. But when fate is in charge, who decides?

Lucy Anastasia Evans. The bad ass chick in town. She’s the one you don’t wanna mess around with. She’s the girl whom everyone describes as cool, tough, smart, independent, fearless and sometimes, quite scary. They all thought that she’s this resilient, strong, impregnable and never-breaking girl when in all reality she’s just like everyone else. Human, just like them. Little did they know that behind the tough exterior is a girl who’s beset by problems, a girl who has nightmares because of her past and a girl who is fragile and vulnerable. When she was forced to move with her family to New York, some things changed. She moved to a new house, new school, met new friends and well, some new bitches and assholes. But what if she’ll meet the Asshole, the Bad Boy? What if she knew him all along? And what if… she’ll fall for him? Will she allow herself to fall in love for the first time? Will she be willing to take the risk and let the walls she built all this time fall down? Or will she take several step backs to continue being this tough girl everyone thinks she is?

follow the main character around in an 'entry style' story of horrifyingly-funny, confusingly-scary memories, Jo Anne recalls, after the fact, as she trying to cope with the fact she might have been stalked for 7 years, and when she tries to tell her family and friends no one believes her. You decide if you believe her or not...

Olivia Weber has always been that shy awkward girl. She has never had much luck with the guys but this year, her junior year in high school, she is determined to change that. In the past the most progress she ever got with any of her crushes was a smile or a hello in the hallway. This year she's decided to work for it! She creates a three step plan that's sure to make her crush, Kyle Taylor, fall head over heels in love with her!...that's the plan anyways. But then again...when has love ever gone according to plan?

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This is a short story of a girl and boy who have a lot of history together . . . Or so she thought. As so it turns out, he lied about everything. He shows up in a church hallway one day, and wants to talk. This conversation goes only as well as you would expect.

† † † " Everyone had a box they stayed in. Only stepping out once in a blue moon. Okay, so maybe we weren't that boxed in, but this was the ultimate day of days. Our blue moon was May first. Dare Day. Cue the recreational explosives. On this day, one of us could get a tattoo because we'd always wanted to and our parents wouldn't let us. Or we could ask a cute guy out that we'd been crushing on for months. Better yet, one of us could end up kissing a guy we'd absolutely despised, even though I- one of us... had known the feeling was mutual. All of this could happen and all we'd have to do was move on with our lives after. Enjoy the last of school, get our diplomas, and have the best summer we could ask for while dreading with excitement, the coming fall and the start of college. But this year was different. All our dares came back snapping at us like piranha. Actions met consequences. Tears were shed-with maybe some blood. And hurt found betrayal. " † † † They're four friends with a tradition that's challenged them in more ways than one. In the past, and now, the present. But unlike the past, several things hadn't just died as the days went by-they grew. They became real, they became demons, and they hunted. Some relationships are worth sacrificing, but others are worth holding on to for a lifetime. It's not just about romance. It's about sisterhood.

Oh My God! Jesus turned Kenny into a GIRL!!! You Bas- wait, this is actually pretty cool. No! Not cool! At least not to the newest hottie of South Park. Kenny McCormick has a power that can blow anyone's mind, or curse as he would call it. Kenny is immortal and everytime he dies, no one remembers. So for the first time ever, Kenny decided to pray to the Jesus. He wants to get rid of his power, his curse. What he got is far more worse. My first fanfic book here! I welcome you to Kenny In Prada!

Live, die wake up, repeat. That is Kenny's life. Most people would love the idea of immortality...but to me my it's a curse. What makes it worse is that no one remembers his deaths. But one day, he meets someone who will remember...but the true question remains...will HE?

Hi! My name is Isabella De la Cruz. I'm 15 years old and I have an okay life I would say. I have a best friend named Jake, whom I've known since we were born. I love to dance and so does Jake. We got the opportunity of a lifetime. We got to choreograph a dance routine for the one and only, Shawn Mendes. It all seems fun until we meet him. What happens when the guy who you thought was perfect ends up to be a total douchebag? Read to find out. _________________ Story written by: Juliette378 This is my second story. Make sure to check out my other story called "I'm dead without you"

Austin and Skylar are long time enemies .Skylar can't stand his player ways and often refers to him as the, Head of the Douchebags. Everyone knows not get in the middle of their fights. However, the principal has had enough of their antics, threatening to revoke Austin's position as school quarterback and Sky's position as Student body president if those two don't work together, they can't stand it but realize they need each other when thrown into multiple situations. It's typical isn't it ? The goody two shoes falling for the popular badass, wrong! Add in a past accident and a boy who will do anything to protect the girl he loves, even if it meant hating her for the rest of his life. Still Austin has some hope left that she will remember him, she had too after all she was his and only his.

its just Dovahkiin from south park somehow getting to beach city nothing special. This is my story so of course hes gonna be a human hybrid of a gem and human. but he didn't have a gem mother or a human fathe like steven. He was a child of project nine of the men in red MiR in other words. he was the first in 13 children to finally be fused with a un-alive gem and a dying human.

He's just a normal new kid, in a normal boring town. or at least, that's what his parents told him but he stop believing them a long time ago... too bad he can't remember why. Btw in this story The Stick Of Truth story happened, but before the new kid comes to south park