Douchebag Stories

When you meet a person, and have no idea that your life will turn up side down.

THE LOVE GAME is a fun bet that every stupid teenager participates in. You fake date, be a couple, blah blah blah. Its pretty common. Its pretty simple. But its never considered as a fun game anymore once you feel something for the other person. Especially when you're Cleo, long massively crushing on Josh Harison.

She is in the middle of her third tour in the USA Air Force ,annnd she is also Alpha to the second largest pack in the US ,The Blue Force oh yeah her fuzzy buds with blue should pray she can find the patience for her mate Cap Ginger Luck is going to need all has. Mr. President Trump doesn't take a no for an answer if he wants a M-16 up in the air damn it then it goes up !!!

Brittany has always had an average life. average person average life right? WRONG. what happens when an average girl looking for love finds it... Just not in the right place. "what can a girl do when she falls in love with her teacher?" and Brittany has some secrets of her own that will interfere. one being: she's afraid of love. and when Dylan has some jaw dropping news will they Risk It All in the name of love?

Some of the stuff I've written over the past few years, I hope you like them. :)

Induratize - (v) to make one's own heart hardened, or resistant to someone's pleas or advances, or to the idea of love. ----------------------------- Ashlyn McKinley's life was a Romantic Comedy, minus the romance, more on the drama and her just laughing at all the failed attempts of love by the people around her. She had seen the soul-crushing, heart-shattering damage right before her very eyes. From Greg Birkoff's horrible breakup, to Mie Miyakawa's terrible academic performance, to Camila Demelo's surprising change of lifestyle, and to her parents' shocking divorce. Needless to say, she doesn't need anymore reason to know that love will only do her colossal damage . And to get away with all the drama that love has to offer, she does the unpredictable -- she gives them a major turn-off whenever they'd plan to make move on her. ----------------------- awesome cover by @CheyenneRayne there would be a lot of swearing/cussing/cursing involved here. You have been warned. © 2015 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Anyone caught plagiarizing/replicating or copying this book will have their house burned down. Just kidding. But really, just don't.

I'm Rose Stevenson. Everything is going great! I've got an awesome job, a new apartment, and my life is finally starting to settle a bit. But there's one issue. My housemate...is kind of a douchebag. (Notice: This story is not rated Mature, but there are some darker themes as the story progresses, so read at your own risk.)

A poem about a guy or some guys named Dave who has been conveniently dating girls that I've liked throughout the years

"I do not blame him for not knowing the gentleness of my soul. When I only showed him, how violently I loved. "

*The sad thing is that I actually believed you wanted to be with me" There will be many grammatical mistakes. Sorry for that in advance.

Paisley white is an addict, a donut addict. Homer Simpson is nothing compared to her when it comes to donuts. So it isn't that strange that you can find Paisley everyday in her favorite donut store on the corner of her street , named donut heaven. But one day it happens, the worst thing imaginable for Paisley. A douchebag named Jaison Black, walks into the store and steals her delicious strawberry frosted donut ( with sprinkles) . he eats the WHOLE donut whitout giving it back. And to make matters worse , he doesn't even want to buy her a new one! Paisley can only think of one thing to forget this awful day, revance! sweet, sweet revance with frosting and sprinkles.

At the end of The Stick of Truth the Boys come to Stans house for a Huge slumber Party,and they of course invited Douchebag. They dare "him" something finding out he's a she!!! DISCLAIMER:SOUTH PARK DOES NOT BELONG TO ME!!!

She was walking alone, all by herself. As rain poured over her; she came into a realization. She now knows the very fact of life, the one she should be knowing from the beginning; that no one is there for you, but yourself. Friends? Family? They're just there to make your life liveable. But here are some conditions : DO NOT get used to anything, whether it's your friend, or your love, or even your family, just don't! 'Cause if you do, you'll eventually get stuck in a whirlpool of unknown things. You'll try to find out an escape or try to get help... but no one is going to hear you; even if you are screaming out of your lungs, all they are going to hear whispers which are impossible for them to decipher. 'Cause you are not just stuck somewhere or into something.. You are Entangled. With something you just can't let go. But somehow, you have to at some point in life. Because that's the rule of life: you have came into this world alone, and you are going to leave this world alone. You've been warned! ―---------- Hey, i know it sucks... but bear with it, please? © Wetheking33

" you're taking up a fraction of my mind, every time I watch you serpentine; got my feelings on fire, I guess I'm a bad liar " Related to: Tough Love Created on: June 18th, 2017

Potato couldn't believe it. Potato had found true love. It was love at first sight, really. Follow Potato and it's lover on this adventure filled with love rivals, douchebags, hippies, and much, much more.

He thought she was a goody two-shoes She thought he was a total douchebag ...but fate has a funny way of working. Should they trust their instinct or figure out more about each other? ♡

Mr. Jones is an eldery jerk. He thinks he's better than everyone else. See what happens when he gets served by his own fruits and vegetables.