Douchebags Stories

This is a completely true story about the time a guy asked me out and I put the cover pic to be him so he won't know about this lol. Plz read at your own risk.

Retchfield High is like any other school. Stupid. And the unpopular geeky Alexa is in of it. Sick of having no friends for many years, she decides to ditch her principles and take lessons from her sister to become "popular". She tells us everything in this red handbook that she learns and witnesses resulting in self loathing for her and laughter for us! But just when she has secured a place in The Top love has to come and stand in her way. Love in the form of an unpopular and uncaring student. Will she follow her heart, or carry on in her desperate search for popularity?

After having a tantrum in court that lands him in contempt, Chad Barrington is forced to seek counseling and take two months off. Unable to work, this top notch lawyer decides to go on vacation and sooth his battered ego. Chad quickly learns that it's possible to be a total Douche in paradise as well...

Here is a countdown of ten reasons why I hate my high school, especially my freshman year. 10. The school is gigantic. It is remotely impossible for a human to navigate around it and get to class on time with 4 minutes in between each period. 9. There are no air conditioners in the school besides the two in the principal's office. 8. The school lunch is some crappy main dish with two pieces of broccoli. On some rare occasions, we get three. 7. The teachers don't give two pissing shits about the students. The only time they acknowledge us is when the principal walks by the classroom. 6. Couples enjoy walking so damn slow in the hallways when everyone is rushing to their next class. Like seriously. If you want to take a stroll, go to the park. 5. The toilets in the bathroom aren't capable of flushing considering the massive amount diarrhea strikes students have after eating broccoli daily. 4. The cliche jocks and cheerleaders are the worst people you'll ever meet. They're worse than the ones in movies. 3. Megan Paramelo, aka Queen Bitch, is ten times bitchier than Regina George from Mean Girls. Scratch that. A hundred times bitchier. I'd take Regina George any time over her. 2. All the guys are immature dick heads. Well, excluding the cute Adam dude from my Geometry class... 1. Freshman Friday is like the school's main hobby. All the ideal pranks are controlled by the devil itself, or in other words, Chase Stunner. He's the most egotistical, narcissistic, jerk living on this planet. However, might I add, he is a stunner. Life has decided to fuck me over when I happen to get on his bad side. Not only am I a freshman now. I'm THE freshman that the almighty Chase despises. Oh joy. Highschool. -- Give this story a chance!

It is a cliché story of a straight A's 18 years old high school student fell in love with a popular, badass boy named Jack Eaton that she used to sit together in math class. Will they be together at the end? or She must suffer a lot of pain first? Check it out -> -•xx

This is a short story of a girl and boy who have a lot of history together . . . Or so she thought. As so it turns out, he lied about everything. He shows up in a church hallway one day, and wants to talk. This conversation goes only as well as you would expect.

Avril was just a normal teenager who just wanted to fit in. yeah she played volleyball. in her free time she would practice singing. but one day everything is going great until 3 period when she gets paired with the most popular guy in school. He was the most popular guy in school. he had all the girls at his feet but not Avril but he was fine with that so he thought. But when him and his friends get drunk they bet him that he can't get her to fall for him. what happens when Avril gets a boyfriend and Mr. popular gets jealous. find out in "I was just a bet" and find out who "He" is © all rights go to Brenna_Mendes

its just Dovahkiin from south park somehow getting to beach city nothing special. This is my story so of course hes gonna be a human hybrid of a gem and human. but he didn't have a gem mother or a human fathe like steven. He was a child of project nine of the men in red MiR in other words. he was the first in 13 children to finally be fused with a un-alive gem and a dying human.

Lucy makes a life changing choice, which leads to Natsu Dragneel, a mysterious new boy in school, crashing into her life and offering her some advice on how to live her life. What'll happen?

THE LOVE GAME is a fun bet that every stupid teenager participates in. You fake date, be a couple, blah blah blah. Its pretty common. Its pretty simple. But its never considered as a fun game anymore once you feel something for the other person. Especially when you're Cleo, long massively crushing on Josh Harison.

This story is all about being a gigantic jerk to your friends and family!

The sea was her refuge, when the world was against her, she always found herself seeking the comfort from the waves of the waters. She always found herself at the shore of the beach, staring at the horizon that she once thought it would somehow end at one point. And maybe she was right. 17 year old swimmer, Marina stone, loves the ocean. And well, anything that has to do with water. For her, the sea was everything, her source of comfort, her life hence she spent the majority of her life in California near the beaches. She couldn't even imagine her life away from the sea, however Marina's life came crashing down when a tragic accident happened and she had to move to another city, a place with no open oceans around, She had to leave her memories and the sea behind.

When Cecilia's mom starts dating a new guy, Henry, Cecilia is forced to move in with Henry and his son when things between the parents get serious. When Cecilia meets Adrian, Henry's son, she is immediately attracted to him. Too bad he's an unbelievable douchebag. With his sexual innuendos and cocky attitude, Adrian is the most arrogant guy she's ever met. But she kinda likes it. Cecilia already has enough on her plate, with the abuse from her father and the fear of him finding her and her mother again, will she let Adrian in?

"you're such a bitchy person but i love you" - jeon jungkook ©mrjeongguk

"I do not blame him for not knowing the gentleness of my soul. When I only showed him, how violently I loved. "

Rick is 23 years old and his life is a pain in the ass. His boss hates him and doesn't give a fuck about him. Lara, Ricks ex-girlfriend is together with his boss now jut to mess with Rick and to het free cash. Basicly Rick hates his life. Welcome to hell!

16... Searching for a dwarf planet in his galaxy soul 🌌