Dougeiffel Stories

Hera's not ticklish. AI can't be ticklish, right? Eiffel discovers they may not be the case

A crossover fic (The Magnus Archives, Wolf 359, and Welcome to Night Vale) that's really only posted here so I don't lose it. Takes place early S3 of TMA, after the fina...

Doug Eiffel never asked to be Dr. Hilbert's guinea pig, and now there's a deadly virus planted inside him. He never wanted any of this. Now he knows he's dying, and ther...

They've been on the Hephaestus for so long, you would think being back on Earth would be a relief. But after being gone so long, living on Earth again isn't exactly easy...

There's so much Eiffel wishes to say, but not enough time.

What if the SI5 Crew hadn't found Eiffel, but instead, the Starship Enterprise did?

He may not seem like it, but Eiffel is a very touchy person and adores physical contact. After being in space for so long, he starts to get starved for affection, but do...

Eiffel and Minkowski are restless sleepers in their own ways

'Hui jerked awake with a strangled scream spilling through his lips. He clamped a hand over his mouth as soon as he was aware he that was making noise, but a panicked wh...