#1
macbethby harrypottersatire
this has nothing to do with macbeth get shreked lol\
ok so its a harry potter fic but different because why not
literally 99.9% of this is satire so don't take it sirius...
#2
We Were Childrenby some_fanfic_writer
"Precisely. Pain is control. Fear is control. The immense amount of pain the dark mark causes when it's wearer disobeys, is enough to temporarily debilitate said we...