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Howard guesses that Orc will get a reality show when he FAYZ comes down. He's cool, he's colossal, he's a living mountain. Who wouldn't watch that? And Howard will be right there, riding his coattails to stardom. Except...eventually Orc will start dating someone. Get married, have kids. That would be a good show, too, but where does that leave Howard? Out of the picture. He can't let that happen. He's got to secure his future as a reality TV star, even if it means becoming the love interest himself.