Drarryone-shot Stories

🦆 "Draco: I could kill you if I wanted to, Potter." Harry looked up from his book. "Yeah? So could another human being." Draco immediately regrets starting this conversation. A story in which Harry Potter dismantles Draco Malfoy's dramatic villain speech with facts, logic, and an alarming amount of confidence in the lethal capabilities of waterfowl. Featuring accidental flirting, public humiliation, and a duck that may or may not be waiting for its moment. 🦆

Harry Potter is not the Heir of Slytherin. Unfortunately, the rest of Hogwarts disagrees - and Slytherin House takes the rumour as a personal challenge. Soon Harry is being paraded through the corridors like a dark prince while Beyoncé blares in the background. It's dramatic. It's ridiculous. It's Slytherin.

An unspoken rule of Hogwarts: If a potion is shimmering like mother-of-pearl and smelling like your rival's laundry, do not shout about it across the classroom. ​A short fic where Draco's big mouth and Harry's complete lack of situational awareness combine to create the most embarrassing Potions class of their lives. (Thank you, Hermione).