Drunken Histórias

In here lies random poems, from limericks to six word poems. Some are cynical, some are intended to be thought provoking, and most are probably mediocre at best. Good for procrastination, and not much else, these poems seek to try and make you think. However, most dropped out of school by the ninth grade, and work at McDonald's trying to make a living.

Title: Be curious * " BI-curious: chỉ người không xác định mình là song tính hoặc đồng tính luyến ái nhưng cảm thấy tò mò về mối quan hệ hoặc hành vi tình dục với người cùng giới "

These are texts about me: a chaotic and catastrophic person. I may live a fucked up life and I'm always on the edge, although sometimes I lose my sanity. I like to write down my sufferings and this time I feel like publishing them. I struggle with some mental disorders and have made plenty of mistakes in life, so my lines are mostly about that. That's it.

What happens if Tigress gets drunk and says whatever she thinks about everyone, especially Shifu? I got this idea from a fanfiction I read, and I just switched the roles to people who got drunk (it was shifu who got drunk) This might be cringy, but give it a try. Credits for characters and the art go to their respectful owners. (Well, the image editing goes to me.)

Louis and Harry meet up over friends they go on a camping trip and Harry gets drunk and kisses Louis they start to date and eventually move in together but then Louis ex amy comes back and she's got a baby

Peep in

Vegan Thai Drunken Noodles is one of my favorite thai dishes. You can now print Vegetarian Drunken Noodles Recipe and enjoy delicious drunken noodles.

Katy Taylor is that girl you see walking down the corridor, head hanged low, trying desperatley not to draw attention to herself. Nobody knows what happens behind closed doors at her house, no one cares. After her parents death Katy is left in a life she is struggling to survive in, leaving no hope for any future. Her life is nothing but a drunken mistake. Dylan Thompson is the guy who everyone believes has it all, well he is the son of two of Hollywoods most famous actors and pretty famous himself. Nobody knows what happens behind closed doors at his mansion, no ones cares. They just want his popularity, his money, his fame. Since birth Dylan has wanted nothing more to escape the life he lives and to finally be free. Dylan was nothing but a drunken mistake. Katy and Dylan are thrusted together in a instant, two people from completely different lives living the same nightmare. Will fate ever bring them together or will life push them apart?

Bright and Win are two close friends,you may know them from 2gether the series.They speak about everything AND even meet up with each other everyday. Fans suspect they have feelings for each other but really,they're just brothers.Well..that is until a drunken kiss gets in the way.Does it change their relationship for better or for worse?How will everyone react? Let's find out! --------------- This is a fanfic about Brightwin,none of this is real,I made up the story. *Mature bxb scenes (there kinda is but not really since I had to delete them for personal reasons) and cussing*I warned you guys! Finished-5/8/20

**ENGLISH ISN'T MY FIRST LANGUAGE** ''Baby, have you had any surgery that would change your reproductive organs?'' ''No..'' ''Then how could I possibly have gotten you pregnant?'' ''With your sperm'' Harry deadpanned and it made Louis snort. ''Right my sperm but I don't think my sperm is so advanced that it can knock up men'' Louis explained. ''OR! what if s'like the virgin mary... but like gay?'' Harry whispered.

No description needed. Read on. You'll love it. It's a vminkook one-shot but only one belongs to Y/n. You'll find out how. BTW credits to @1heartjungkook for making the cover Collaboration with @1heartjungkook

"I, Am The Oracle." "I, Have A 'Quest' For You, You Decide If You Want To Take Up The Responsibility." "Ready?" "When A Force Of Power Takes Control Of The Universe As They Know It, They Must Band Together To Literally Crawl Out Of It's Control, And Save The Entire Universe, (cliché alert!) Including The 'Mythical' 42 Dimensions, Each One, Controlling A Certain Level Of Power That Keeps The Universe Intact. If Anything Were To Happen To Them, The Universe Could Collapse, And Be Nothing But A Pile Of Rubble, Too Dangerous To Be Rehabilitated, Only Used For Collecting Needy Junk." *** "Who Are 'They' You Ask? That's Up To You, That's The Only Part Of This Apocalypse You Can Control, Decide; Are 'They' Ready, Or, More Precisely; Worthy? If You Choose To Wake Up These 'People' From Their 'Coma' Then Read On, This Won't Be A Petty Adventure." Rev: "This Book Is Awesome!" -Me "Can't Stop Reading!!" -Myself "ShadowCharizard Is Amazing!!" -xXShadowCharizardXx ☺ ENJOY! ☺

"One night will change their whole life" Two completely different individuals trying to live the life they used to live according to what's been planned but made the same mistake. What's waiting for them? Will they be ready to adjust and succumb to one another? Or will they continue trying to believe that they can live the way they used to and fight what's been planned for them?. This not your typical billionaire story, this plot is a combination of all the stories you've read from the past.

Human AU/College AU Logan was a responsible college student with high grades in every class. One night he decides to go out with his best friend Virgil and his boyfriend Roman. They go to a collage party and Logan's crush is there, Patton. What happens when Logan gets drunk and talks to the wrong person? Language warnings Smut warnings (maybe) Angst warnings

I was inspired by the second episode of Blue Exorcist Kyoto Saga where Rin was insulting Shima while he was drunk . Only difference is that Shima won't be in this story .

Knocking on her door at six am seemed like a solid idea while drunk, but it seems he will leave with something he didn't bargain for.