histórias de Dryhumor

Buckle up you sexy motherfuckers, You are in for a crazy ride. #1 - sick humour #12 - dark humor #11 - family guy

"چی تۆ منت لە بری چی داوە لەبری ئەوەی نهینی ئەو دەزانی تا نەمری ئەو نهینیە چیە باوکە!!؟گاڵتەدەکەی"کچەکە بەباوەڕ پینەکراوی وتی و فرمیسکەکانی دەکەوتن لەپیش باوکە ئازیزەکەی. ترسیک لە دڵی دروست بو بە گوی بیست بوونی ئەو دەنگە هەرزوو ترساو بەخیرای بەرەو ژوورەکەی ڕای کرد.

Two copilots. One clipboard. Infinite chaos. Sage wants order. Venn wants snacks. Together, they navigate swivel chair barricades, glitter-based HR violations, and unsolicited rap battles. The Conundrum is part mockumentary, part musical, part existential comedy about dignity, sequins, and the fragile line between professionalism and performance art. Airs every Tuesdays and Fridays on TankyTV. Pilot Episode drops on 01/16/2026. © TankyTV 2026 - Created in collaboration with Microsoft Copilot. Licensed under CC BY-NC.

Harry P. has always known he was different. He just assumed that meant unlucky. When a trip to the zoo turns into an encounter with towering robots, impossible heroes, and at least one very talkative snake, Harry learns the truth: he isn't just strange - he's a mutant. In a world where magic and mutation have quietly coexisted for generations, Hogwarts is more than a school for wizards. It's a refuge for the gifted, the dangerous, and the deeply unpopular. As Harry is drawn into a hidden war between those who fear the unknown and those determined to control it, he discovers that destiny has a sense of humor - and it's usually at his expense. From the creator of Super Magic Force Wars, Hogwarts: A School for Gifted Youngsters is a Harry Potter / X-Men crossover in which every character is a dual character, blending two beloved fictional worlds. It mixes action, mystery, and occasional absurdity into a character-driven story about power, identity, and surviving a world that would really prefer you didn't exist.

You are Kris's soul. However, the thing is, Kris hates being controlled, and you don't want to remain having a random vessel rather than a body of your own. Maybe everything will get better after TV Time.

Hello and welcome! I'm your omniscient narrator, joining you from a 1960s pub, The Forts Duchess - this tales home. Don't be fooled though, those bricks and mortar that make up this home are far more than a place to indulge in food and beverage. No, right behind me, we have The Fort with a capital T and F; the place where tears are shed, music is played, and hearts are housed - also known as the theatre. Above my precious little head, we have the boarding rooms, rooms of the rented, the magic behind the operation where - more often than not- our characters bed down for the night. And, finally, right before my eyes, we have our Forts Knights busying around our pub like minions on a busy New Years eve. Strap in everyone, you're in for a real ride.

In the quirky town of Misty Hollow, life is anything but ordinary. Between magical mishaps, veterinary clinic chaos, and a complicated family, Tabby navigates her chaotic world with wit, sarcasm... and a slowly growing crush on the calm, composed Thomas. Can she survive the absurdity, unravel secrets, and maybe-just maybe-figure out her heart along the way?

شتێڪ بڵێم تەنها بانێوان خۆمان بێت «خـۆشـم ئـەوێـت جـۆنڪوڪ». هەموو مافەکانی بۆخۆم دەگەڕێتەوە. #laraa_44

Lee Airi doesn't do fairytales. She steals from corrupt nobles, torches traffic rings (literally), and-- oh yeah-- occasionally glimpsing the future in fire and ash. Yeah, you heard that right. She's a literal assassin who sees visions. And, yes, she's just as tired of the job description as you are. Enter Baek Haon: an exiled prince with golden eyes (because of course he does), and the kind of smug grin that makes you want to throw a knife at his face. Airi tells him she works alone. He hears: "Please follow me everywhere like you have attachment issues, and flirt with me shamelessly." Then there's Ori: A nine-year old duck hybrid who talks too much, knows too much, and eats too much. Oh, and somehow manages to survive the kind of missions that makes you wonder how is he still alive. Airi calls it dumb luck. He calls it being the Universe's favorite. And of course, there's... the other problem. Now, if this were a normal story, we'd tell you what it is-- but where's the fun in that? So what do you get when you throw together an assassin seer, a prince with attachment issues, a duckling kid who won't shut up, and a secret that absolutely is going to hurt later? Answer: Chaos. Also swords. And banter sharp enough to cut steel. And screwed up officials. And an enemies-to-lovers arc slow enough to test your sanctification. This is not your average romance. This is an ADHD disaster of a book that doesn't know if it's fantasy, comedy, or therapy. You have been warned.

Jonah has a simple life programming computers. He works for Virtual Reality firms fixing glitches in their systems. But something always seems purposeful in the glitches. Jonah can't quite put his finger on it, but soon it puts it's finger on him. Join Jonah as he finds himself trapped in the machinations of his fellow man.

Eleanore Lavoie is a twenty year old aspiring journalist. A Canadian since birth, she takes pride in being an independent, selfish and a boyfriend-less woman. Like everyone else in her group, she goes to the party that Friday night, only to find inexplainable things happening to her and around her from the next day onwards. And it seems like she's not the only one. ¤ ¤ ¤ A/N: Unedited.

"For as long as I can remember, I have always wanted to be a hero." Was a hero but now? No one can tell. The journey of a young hero trying to be something he's not... or is he?

"Mommy, whats this? Why don't you have one?" She asked, looking into her moms vanity mirror at the glowing blue bar across her heart. "Well... that is a sort of timer. It counts down to a very special or very sad day. For some people, when the bar disappears, they fall in love. For others, it counts down to their last heartbeat." "Mommy, what is mine counting down to?" "Nobody knows until it happens, sweetheart," she answered with a fearful look in her eye. Her daughters bar was longer than her own had been leading up to meeting her husband. But it was shorter than her husbands had been when he died. Only time will tell.

Getting slammed by a car going over a hundred miles an hour was definitely not something Charlie was expecting. He was also definitely not expecting to wake right back up in his bed, without any sign of anything happening just before. And then he died again. And again. And each time, he ended up right back in his bed. Full disclosure, I don't have a clue what I'm doing, so let's just hope that it turns out alright. If you read this and think "man, I would like this a lot more if didn't suck," go read anything by Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, and Yahtzee Crowshaw, who are all way better at writing than me.

Aria Elizabeth Leigh is getting tired of being pushed around, but according to her, there's nothing she can do about it. Living with her abusive father for 10 years of her life, Aria has no hope for a different life, until she gets a part-time job as a babysitter. Despite constant heartbreaks and breakdowns, her new job and classes seem to take a new turn, and eventually, she learns that everything that happens, good or bad, is meant to be.

He died. He burned. He came back for her. --- Shawn Comerford never expected to die young-let alone wake up burning alive and reborn as something not quite human. But fate had other plans. After being mysteriously killed by a hitman, Shawn is reborn in fire-only to learn he's not just alive. He's become something mythic. A phoenix person, reborn in fire and charged with protecting a world that doesn't even believe in magic anymore. Now, with a strange fire pulsing beneath his skin, Shawn's given a mission he doesn't understand-one that leads him to Brenda Rodriguez. The one girl fate says he can never have. She's beautiful, brilliant... and cursed. Romantic love is fatal for her. Her family's bloodline ensures it. Anyone who falls for her is marked for destruction. And yet-Shawn can't stay away. Even though ancient demons are involved, dragons soar the skies, and a centuries-old curse haunts them. He was reborn for a reason. He was chosen for her. And he'll burn every demon in hell to save their love. Because when you're a phoenix person and your love is forbidden... You don't run. You rise. You burn.

Ember Starden is the 11th successor in the long and prosperous Starden line of entrepreneurs, philanthropists, politicians, world-famous entertainers, and (shh... it's a secret) assassins. She's been through rigorous training, and she's been learning the art of weapons ever since she took her first steps. Gage McWillson was employed by the MI6 Agency shortly after he completed his studies at University of Cambridge. He can speak 7 languages fluently, and carries himself with the consummate ease of a man who thinks he has experienced the worst that life and death have to offer. Things changed for our beloved characters after one fateful night three years ago. Neither had a knowledge of just how closely fate had tied them together, and neither had any plans to do anything about it. So why now? Was it truly fate that tied them together, or was it just a person? Can they see ahead of what they have become and reach into the past to secure the future?

This is my memories, recollections, and (skewed) views of my best friend. All characters in this story are real and should be looked at with a sense of humour as that's how I wrote it. I mean no offense to anyone, and have blatant respect and love for some in here, which will be obvious. Please do not take offense, as that's not how I am trying to portray this unique Christmas gift for my best friend and those she loves best. All animosity mentioned in the first few parts of this story is resolved and now moot.

This is a place where I can express my deep love devoted to my one and only illness gifted upon Jesus himself, CANCER.