Dryhumor Stories

in which elle stayed in the same laboratory school to finish her senior high school years, just minding her own business being a star student, a first aider, and a student leader that she is. and not knowing that she is already entangled with the members of one of the biggest opm bands in the future. just baby joes x baby elle x baby kaye shs au ; the back story [a multo prequel no one asked for but is provided]

A seemingly ordinary working student discovers that she has magical powers. But as the days pass, faint memories begin to surface-memories of a life she can't remember, from another dimension. What happened to her before she came to Earth?

Meet Den Mum. She is a self-contained arsenal running on calm, a "Hobbit-Elf" with cerulean eyes, and a woman possessing a thread of classic European elegance running staunchly through her bones. She survives on a precise matrix of sugar-free flavored waters, regular Shopee vitamin orders, and a fierce dedication to the Golden Rule Protocol. Having survived a childhood of psychological combat zones and a catastrophic system crash of familial loss, Den Mum has built an unyielding, sovereign fortress of peace. She has zero patience for the "Tedious Baseline" of her peers, corporate ego loops, or the superficial drama of the modern dating pool. Navigating the harried, roaring intersections of Bangkok, teaching a swarthy crew of young piratey ESL students, and running forensic audits on everything from British television satires to the un-kosher logistics of cheeseburgers, Den Mum is finally coming into her own. She's not looking for a corporate compromise. She's tracking a rare, high-fidelity frequency: My Person/Mr. Exemplary-a checkmate matching soul to share the handlebars of life with, if anyone at all. Equal parts dry, deadpan comedy and fiercely poignant emotional stewardship, "How Not to Marry a Welshman (and Other Success Stories) is a deeply unique, slow-burn biographical journey about stepping out of survival mode, healing from the wreckage of the past, and mapping out a multifaceted galaxy of one's own. Moving from high-concept cultural critiques to turning a frantic "fridge-dash" leftovers mess into culinary alchemy, "How Not to Marry a Welshman (and other Success Stories)" is a witty, raw, and fiercely sovereign story of neurodivergent survival, profound healing, and finding/founding a fortress of peace entirely on your own terms.

There were two brothers. The younger one was an accountancy graduate. The other failed art school, doesn't have an actual job, fell in love with his own fictional character, and leeches off said younger brother. And they live together. Chaos ensues.

Lahat tayo ay may sariling multo. Maaaring ito ay isang taong minahal mo pero nakatadhana lang sa nakaraan mo. Maaaring ito ay mga oportunidad na hindi mo naipanalo. Maaari ring ito ay mga boses na bumubulong tuwing gabi at nagsasabing, "Ano kaya ang pakiramdam ng mabunot sa raffle draw?" Lumipas man ang mahabang panahon ngunit ang lahat ay tila kahapon lamang nangyari. Inilayo mo na nga ang iyong sarili ngunit kahit ano pang distansya ang namamagitan ay tila nasa malapit pa rin ito. At para kay Elle, hindi mali ang kanyang kutob dahil isang araw, nagpakita ang kanyang multo na nakasuot ng pang-food delivery rider.

When an unserious lawyer meets an unserious teacher, sparks fly as the vicinity is plunged into darkness. It's a simple grocery run. What could go wrong?

By nightfall, Chance is in too deep to walk away. By the end of the week, he is memorizing a fake identity, learning to lie to a room full of bankers, and falling for the fierce, dangerous woman who ruined his life in the best possible way. Somewhere above them both sits Callahan Voss, a man with a smile like a closing door and a financial empire built on other people's silence, guarded by a fixer who has made inconvenient people disappear before and will not hesitate to do it again. All Chance has to do is help take them both down without getting killed, arrested, or left behind by a found family of thieves he never meant to join. He never planned on any of this. That was always rather the point. DAY OF CHANCE is a fast, funny, unapologetically cinematic action comedy about the day everything falls apart, and what gets built in the wreckage.

Un married at thirty-three in India, the land of gossipers, isn't what I asked for, but it is what it is. ​A plain, over-sweating, spectacle-wearing science teacher. ​I know I'm not a catch. ​But then he came. A guy three years younger than me. ​He's asking for my hand in marriage. I asked him if his head was okay? Did his mother drop him often as a child? Because marrying me was a bad idea. A very bad idea. ​And we executed the very bad idea. I got Married. Finally! Now, I don't know what I'm going to do with him or myself. ​

Sable Travingdale hates summer. And summer seems to hate her back. Between floods, grief, and ghosted friendships (literally and hypothetically), every summer feels like a rerun of something she didn't ask for. But this year, she's enrolled in summer classes at Bluegrass Valley Community College. Partially to avoid her house, mostly to prove to summer that she'll keep fighting it. There, she meets Nova: a plant-obsessed chaos engine with quirks for hobbies and a jungle for an apartment. Alongside Elowen: quiet, observant, possibly psychic; and Jesse Moore, the boy she remembers too well, who doesn't seem to remember her at all. But memory has sharp edges. And when Jesse starts showing up more often: annoying, chatty, and completely unaware, Sable is forced to confront what it means to be remembered wrong... or not at all, all while being pulled into a summer of playlists, plants, and emotional detours. Even then, summer keeps dragging her in. Hope you brought your boots, 'cause it's gonna be a messy summer!

This isn't a proper book it's just me asking for book ideas-

||Supernatural Romance//Humour|| Petre is running out of time, and he knows that because Father Time has sent the Grim Reaper straight to him. Mother Nature has turned her back on the mortal as well, not favouring the way that he litters. If he wants to stay alive, Petre has to convince Death that he deserves a second chance. But what if Petre didn't even deserve the first one?

"It took me 17 years to know myself, I'm gonna need another one to learn my other selves."

Kuudere are characters known for their cool, distant, icy exterior, concealed emotions, and aloof demeanor, making them a formidable challenge for anyone seeking their affection. But what if they become the focal point of a quest for genuine affection? <Teaser Dialogue> "Thoughts have to be put into words for them to get across." - Diane Von Weiss Interested to the story? Bookmark and read now! Genre: Comedy, Mystery, Psychological, Romance, and School. [Illustrations made by the author are available!] - October 2023

It is a commentary on the present situation in the Indian subcontinent. No intentions of hurting anybody's sentiment. Humour has always been a tool of enlightenment and it should be taken in a lite manner. # All characters appearing in this work are purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

" Home is where the heart is, your not homeless your just heartless " - Will Wood

**Reality has a loose seam, and it usually breaks down on Route 9.** Mac and Casey don't have magic wands, plasma rifles, or holy relics. They have a 2014 Ford F-550 tow truck, a steel crowbar, and a can of salt-infused WD-40. From rifts in space-time at the local burger joint to possessed radiator caps and Eldritch entities hogging the fast lane, *Interstellar Towing & Recovery* handles the supernatural wreckage the city pretends doesn't exist. It's dangerous, it's messy, and it pays twenty-two bucks an hour under the table. **WRECKED REALITY** is an episodic series of blue-collar cosmic horror, sci-fi anomalies, and deeply cynical comedy.

Lucas Ashwin-the guy every girl has a crush on, the one everyone can't take their eyes off. Charlotte-the girl he's obsessed with, seemingly nothing special... but to him, everything she does is extraordinary. Her witty comebacks, the way she walks, every tiny thing sends butterflies straight to his stomach. Lucas is the younger, intense and chalant guy Charlotte is the nonchalant, weird, older girl just trying to live her life.

At an engagement party she almost skipped, Sabrina fixes a stranger's overflowing toilet while quietly realizing she has no idea what she is to the man who brought her.

TESTIMONIES "Dude, the world building is top notch right from the start. It's thematically consistent, the names are zingy and attention grabbing. And we have good concise info being fed to our brains. I love your style." - @SpuriousSimulacrum "This is great so far. Having spent years in Eastern Europe, this humour is equal parts nostalgic and poignant. You've taken the best bits of 'Animal Farm' and '1984' and turned it into something unique here. Definitely added to the reading list for this summer. Can't wait to read more. Well done." - @Mystery_Twins_LTD "This is just such an entertaining read. Seriously, it seems like it should be on Adult Swim or something:)" - @stkingnaturally To Moshare I came seeking fortune, but they're making me work til' I'm dead. And here I am, drunk in the side of some sort of concrete monument in this So-Called rabbit's paradise. Let's check the news...Good! Extra slices of bread for everybody! Ummm, Carrots and cabbages have exceeded their quotas, and the Animalist Party held yet another victory parade, as the Carrot Union has won another war on Talabar Front. And oioioi...'m just too scared to give a shit about it, as Commissar Nikita said whoever protests gets detained, sent to the gulag, and quote on quote, "And never is able to see vodka again." Yes, yes! Funny people I hear every day on the wiretap. Stuff ranging from a guy that stole a stapler, and another guy drugging his coffee with laxative, or some kids setting off fireworks near a retirement home filled with veterans and getting shot by the Carrot Guard Bureau, the CGB But hey, I thought I could share my story here! This place might be a shithole, but hey, who knows what the future might bring? Other than atherosclerosis from eating too much-fried cheburek Right, to the story. Credits to @annabellacx for editing

Hope Enoshima - The Ultimate Cliche - has been accepted into Hope's Peak Academy. Famous for molding it's students into become the very symbol of hope that the school was founded on, the school turns out to be a lot different than Hope expected. Forced to kill each other, Hope is thrown on an island to play a game of detective with the other 16 students there. But Hope is a realist. She won't take any of these cheesy anime tropes and just accept the situation that she's in like it's nothing. She is determined to get off the island and protect everyone with everything in her power. But what happens when a certain white-haired male just can't seem to take his eyes of her - will she be thrown into despair, or will her talent somehow come to save the day...? _______________________________________ All characters except Hope Enoshima belong to the Danganronpa team, Spike Chunsoft, and whoever the heck animated the series. Cover art does not belong to me in anyway but I don't know who the artist is so I can't credit them I'm really sorry about that 'Scuse my dry humor that's the only way I know how to be funny !Old and Bad!