Dryhumor Stories

Sable Travingdale hates summer. And summer seems to hate her back. Between floods, grief, and ghosted friendships (literally and hypothetically), every summer feels like a rerun of something she didn't ask for. But this year, she's enrolled in summer classes at Bluegrass Valley Community College. Partially to avoid her house, mostly to prove to summer that she'll keep fighting it. There, she meets Nova: a plant-obsessed chaos engine with quirks for hobbies and a jungle for an apartment. Alongside Elowen: quiet, observant, possibly psychic; and Jesse Moore, the boy she remembers too well, who doesn't seem to remember her at all. But memory has sharp edges. And when Jesse starts showing up more often: annoying, chatty, and completely unaware, Sable is forced to confront what it means to be remembered wrong... or not at all, all while being pulled into a summer of playlists, plants, and emotional detours. Even then, summer keeps dragging her in. Hope you brought your boots, 'cause it's gonna be a messy summer!

𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑡, 𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑒, 𝑍𝑒𝑟𝑜 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑎 𝑛𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑙 𝑑𝑎𝑦~ 【🐈‍⬛🪄】 🐈‍⬛ A Stray Kids Bromance Story 🪄 No Lgbtq+ involved in this story 🐈‍⬛ Suitable For Readers with 14+ 🪄 Cover Made by ChatGPT

Lahat tayo may sariling multo. Maaaring ito ay ang isang tao na minahal mo pero nakatadhana lang sa nakaraan mo. Maaaring ito ay oportunidad na hindi mo naipanalo. Maaari rin na ito ay mga boses na bumubulong tuwing gabi at nagsasabing, "Ano kaya ang pakiramdam ng mabunot sa raffle draw?" Matagal na panahon na ang lumipas ngunit tila ang lahat ay nangyari kahapon lang. Inilayo mo na nga ang iyong sarili, ngunit kahit ano pang distansya ang namamagitan, tila nasa malapit pa rin ito. At para kay Elle, hindi mali ang kanyang kutob dahil isang araw, nagpakita ang kanyang multo na naka-food panda uniform.

nothing to live for, only a good drink. why must life be so hard... and Graham be so pretty? #10 in vodka 05/01/24

Harry P. has always known he was different. He just assumed that meant unlucky. When a trip to the zoo turns into an encounter with towering robots, impossible heroes, and at least one very talkative snake, Harry learns the truth: he isn't just strange - he's a mutant. In a world where magic and mutation have quietly coexisted for generations, Hogwarts is more than a school for wizards. It's a refuge for the gifted, the dangerous, and the deeply unpopular. As Harry is drawn into a hidden war between those who fear the unknown and those determined to control it, he discovers that destiny has a sense of humor - and it's usually at his expense. From the creator of Super Magic Force Wars, Hogwarts: A School for Gifted Youngsters is a Harry Potter / X-Men crossover in which every character is a dual character, blending two beloved fictional worlds. It mixes action, mystery, and occasional absurdity into a character-driven story about power, identity, and surviving a world that would really prefer you didn't exist.

Elarindale International Institution sits in the middle of Nebraska's cornfields-because apparently the most secretive, prestigious British academy in the world decided the American Midwest was the perfect hiding place. Founded in 1911 by the notoriously eccentric aristocrat Winifred Thistlewhack (who may or may not still be alive), Elarindale is a sprawling Gothic castle where students take courses like Interdimensional Ethics, Parachute-Free Skydiving, and Advanced Gaslighting (Honors). The campus has weather-voting privileges, a private underground bullet train, staircases with questionable attitudes, and a cafeteria run by actual butlers. For the brilliant, the strange, and the dangerously curious, it's the school of a lifetime. For Caleb Brooks, it's something else entirely. Twelve years old and painfully normal, Caleb comes from a quiet public school and a life built on routines he understands. When he's suddenly invited into Elarindale's chaotic world of geniuses, impossible classes, and students who seem far more extraordinary than he feels, he's forced to face a question far bigger than any exam: What if normal isn't enough? Caught between the comfort of the life he knows and the terrifying possibilities of the one he doesn't, Caleb must figure out who he is-and who he might become-in a place where the rules are strange, the expectations are enormous, and even the staircases might try to eat you. Absurd. Chaotic. Occasionally profound. Welcome to Elarindale. (You may still want to sign a waiver.)

Shoto Todoroki comes across Bakugou's channel. He has never seen or heard of him. Todoroki made an assumption about the blond, which didn't seem bad at first, but that was until the comment became viral. YouTubers/Streamers Au TODOBAKU FANFIC

A story of the Roman market. The women of the tambourine stand gather in the aisle of their temple to talk about clothes and food. They gossip about who is looking the prettiest. Soon, the world catches up sending the city-state into a fiddle-faddle.

A comedy following a group of friends go about living everyday life filled with light hearted misadventures. Some just mundane, some life-changing.

Kalani "Nyx" James never set out to fall for the golden boy of pop. With a gothic aesthetic, dry wit, and a voice that cuts through the noise, she's always stood just outside the spotlight-until a spontaneous collaboration with rising star Jae Kim flips her world upside down. Jae is everything she's not: bright, polished, and adored by millions. But behind the perfect image, he's searching for something real-something raw. Their duet turns into a spark neither can ignore, and soon, music isn't the only thing they're making headlines for. As their worlds collide-on stage, in secret moments, and under the scrutiny of the public eye-they'll have to navigate more than just fame. Old flames burn, families weigh in, and friendships are tested when the cost of being together means risking everything. But sometimes the first verse is just the beginning of a song worth singing. ONC26 Prompt 28: Self-love often starts small, like planting a single seed. With time, patience, and a bit of light, it will blossom

16 year Nichelle finds out that her mother is proposing and getting married to someone she met on a Dating Site online. He turns out to be young and handsome Keith Richards! The So-Called Rock & Roll King Monster of The Rolling Stones Band. Nichelle doesn't seem to like this Marriage between her Mom and Keith. Something's VERY fishy around here. Can she save her Mom from this Secretly, Evil, and Sneaky marriage from Keith? Or will Nichelle and Mom have to live with the fact that Keith's gonna rock their world?

Fae Benett is a very gullible and naive new student at Winterfeild University. There she meets an old neighborhood best friend and Violet who's a little too obsessed over her and well ....... Let's just say she puts the Violet in a little voileNt. (Unoriginal I know!)

Carina Renard lives in the city of Calida, one of the most progressive magical city's in the world, sitting atop a giant mountain. She works as a Guard in Calida, protecting its citizens from unsanctioned magical usage by day, and by night drinking away her sorrows of the trauma of her past. When Carina gets a new partner who is annoyingly quippy, she wants nothing more than to find a way to get rid of him. Everything changes though when she see's her Father who has been dead for almost 17 years, very much alive. Now Carina must find out the truth of what happened all those years ago, while her new obnoxious partner tags along for the ride. Will Carina discover the truth? Or will she find herself in over her head in a violent and dangerous scheme that could transform her, and everyone else's life?

The intertwined stories of a host of characters in a fading empire. When the old order falls, what will take its place? Updates Sundays and Wednesdays.

Lucifer looks at me, licking his lips, "Ma'am the seven deadly sins only affect me." He approaches me as if I were prey. His brown eyes, now blood-red, focus on me. Not what I planned, but maybe envy will hit Legion. Do I really want to do this, nah. "Legion, does this place have ice-cream, might as well give in to gluttony." Two people: Lawson and Luca; we write, bring it on. Pinterest Prompts is where we use Pinterest prompts to write short stories.

You are Kris's soul. However, the thing is, Kris hates being controlled, and you don't want to remain having a random vessel rather than a body of your own. Maybe everything will get better after TV Time.

Our protagonist, gets a glimpse into the world of the gods. But what seems like a harmless encounter, quickly becomes something much more.

It started as a joke: Everybody gets a kitten. A new one every single day. But when the joke catches fire, things get serious, fast. And the world slowly bends around one ridiculous idea: daily kitten distribution for every single person on Earth.

Anti-jokes and anti-humor are humor that makes use of irony and a twist assert the end differing from the person's expectations of the punchline. WARNING: ANTI HUMOUR CAN BE OFFENSIVE AT TIMES, BUT IT DOES NOT REFLECT MY PERSONAL BELIEFS. I just made this book to make people laugh, and many of these are off of the internet. -icingdeaththewhite

Take a delve into the realm that is a lifestyle based poetry novel that is continuously added overtime. It is a symbolic narrative, and collection of poems all within one life that is my own. Come over, take a sit down and lend a pair of eyes to read. You hopefully won't regret it! And... Would you like tea, or coffee?