Dryhumor Stories

When an unserious lawyer meets an unserious teacher, sparks fly as the vicinity is plunged into darkness. It's a simple grocery run. What could go wrong?

The story is about a girl named Hinata Tachikawa. After getting expelled at her university in California, Hinata went back home to Japan and heard an unfortunate news that her father passed away. She then received a keys of her father's Mitsubishi GTO Twin Turbo and now she's the new owner of her father's car. Her life is about to change as she'll be meeting with new friends and foes in a quest for dominance and exhilarating action, adventure, love and drama at the fast pace highway battle at the Wangan.

Among parents with daughters, my life has become a cautionary tale-one that's brought up whenever a girl dares to ask for a little more time before marriage. "Do you want to end up like Mythili? Thirty-three and still unmarried?" "Don't you dare become another Mythili and bring shame to this family." A shame. A warning. A lesson. A nightmare parents invoke to keep their unmarried daughters in line. Oh, by the way... I'm that Mythili. And this is my story.

in which elle stayed in the same laboratory school to finish her senior high school years, just minding her own business being a star student, a first aider, and a student leader that she is. and not knowing that she is already entangled with the members of one of the biggest opm bands in the future. just baby joes x baby elle x baby kaye shs au ; the back story [a multo prequel no one asked for but is provided]

Marie wakes up in a bureaucratic afterlife run with all the efficiency and emotional warmth of a corporate office. Guided by an eccentric volunteer handler named Heather, she learns about the different areas of hell, purgatory, and heaven, along with the lives of the people around her. In short, this is a deadpan, contemporary retelling of The Divine Comedy. Except there's actual comedy. Probably. And almost nobody is spared here. Not even Marie.

Harry P. has always known he was different. He just assumed that meant unlucky. When a trip to the zoo turns into an encounter with towering robots, impossible heroes, and at least one very talkative snake, Harry learns the truth: he isn't just strange - he's a mutant. In a world where magic and mutation have quietly coexisted for generations, Hogwarts is more than a school for wizards. It's a refuge for the gifted, the dangerous, and the deeply unpopular. As Harry is drawn into a hidden war between those who fear the unknown and those determined to control it, he discovers that destiny has a sense of humor - and it's usually at his expense. From the creator of Super Magic Force Wars, Hogwarts: A School for Gifted Youngsters is a Harry Potter / X-Men crossover in which every character is a dual character, blending two beloved fictional worlds. It mixes action, mystery, and occasional absurdity into a character-driven story about power, identity, and surviving a world that would really prefer you didn't exist.

The Summary: To the criminal underworld of Washington D.C., the Della Leone empire is a ruthless, self-made powerhouse ruled by an iron fist. And at the center of that power is Aurelia Della Leone-a world-class secret sniper, the founder of the elite International Women's Intelligence (IWI) network, and a total force of absolute, unhinged chaos. Her six powerful brothers don't try to stop her; they know better. Instead, they act as her ultimate protective net, letting her tear through rival syndicates while they back her up from the shadows. When she isn't systematically dismantling international trafficking rings or dodging her severe phobia of routine hospital visits, Aurelia passes the time by testing her brothers' sanity-mostly by mocking powerful dons and stealing the Don of D.C.'s breakfast right off his plate. But beneath the designer YSL heels and brilliant comedic timing lies a dark family trauma. A decade ago, their mother betrayed the family and left a scar that Aurelia has kept secret ever since to protect her family's empire. When a high-stakes friction with the rival Vitale syndicate in Chicago sparks a dangerous chain reaction, the Della Leone family's zero-tolerance policy for betrayal is put to the test. With a crucial alliance forming with the powerful Northern Alliance-and a certain dangerous Russian alpha named Zayden Volkovich watching her every move-Aurelia's D.C. playground is about to go global. A unique, fast-paced blend of high-octane action, deep family loyalty, and laugh-out-loud dark comedy

Detective Walter Synclair climbed the ranks of his Manchester station, fast than anyone could explain including himself. He has gotten comfortable with making things work in his favour but a single case changes that. Armed with nothing but his instincts, his loyal friend and officer, and a rookie who might be smarter than him, Walter has to figure out what's really going on. But the question still remains will he be able to look into the past and say confidently that: "The Detective was...

Reincarnation wasn't in the plan. Neither was the ladder. Bryan didn't die heroically. No truck. No prophecy. No dramatic last stand. Just a ladder... and a very bad fall. Now he's in a world of magic, beastkin, and adventurers who take themselves far too seriously. Apparently, this is where he's meant to start again. There's a system. There's power to gain. And for once, things might actually go his way. Honestly? It's probably just your standard reincarnation power fantasy. Nothing deeper. Nothing complicated. Nothing that could possibly go wrong. A fully planned long-form series. No filler. No meandering arcs.

The 'Great' Wizard attempts to deepen his connection to the magical arts through ritual practice. What emerges will be wholly unfamiliar to him.

Tujuh tahun Srikandi, pontianak perang Minangkabau yang dah hidup lebih 600 tahun, mengawasi Zaimi. Tujuh tahun dia tak boleh tengok perempuan lama sangat. Tak boleh main video game. Tak boleh dengar muzik. Tak boleh taip tiga huruf dalam Google tanpa telefon dia mula retak. Tujuh tahun dia lakukan semua yang Srikandi suruh. Sekarang dia dah 20. Masuk BSO, Biro Siasatan Okkultik, unit rahsia di bawah SPRM yang kerjanya bukan tangkap rasuah tapi tangkap hantu. Dan dia baru sedar: semua azab tujuh tahun tu bukan untuk jaga dia. Tapi untuk jadikan dia senjata. Supernatural pulp horror. Dalam Bahasa Melayu. Hantu ada. Humor ada. Tapi gelap tu gelap betul.

Sixteen-year-old Meg O'Brien has always been different. But growing up as the oldest child of her very practical cattle ranching parents has not always afforded her the opportunity to explore these differences. Between her brother who is constantly giving her parents trouble and his twin who seems to be pretty much perfect, Meg has always felt the need to do as she's told, bottle up her weirdness, and mask her way through her almost constant social confusion. But when Meg's grandmother dies suddenly, throwing her family into a chaos of grief and inheritance confusion, Meg suddenly feels more lost than ever. Before she can even begin to find her footing in faking her way through "normal" grief, she finds herself unexpectedly drawn to Jesse, the wildly attractive new 18-year-old ranch hand. As if navigating through the puzzle of getting him to notice her wasn't hard enough, Meg's dad throws her world into even more confusion by pairing her up with Leo, the spazzy-sweet son of the ranch's foreman, to learn machinery repair. As Meg prepares to cope with a summer of new experiences and upset life routines, her concerned hybrid schoolteacher tries to convince her to seek help from a counselor despite her parents' aversion to therapy. But a taste of true love from an unlikely place just might help Meg finally find the self-acceptance she needs to let go of her impossible quest to conform with the world around her.

It is said, unanimously, albeit reluctantly, that Reginald might qualify as an eldritch being.

Scarlett, an admitted drug addict, is struggling to make ends met, not to mention paying for her growing addiction. Just when she starts to believe that she's never going to be able to beat her addiction, she meets Austin. A guy with a bite- literally. And then, as if Scarlett doesn't have enough to worry about; Austin kidnaps her, like something out of a B-rated action movie. But there's more to Austin, than what meets the eye, and Scarlett's determined to figure it out... After she finds out where her next fix is coming from anyway. Can Austin possibly fix the hole in her heart, the one she tries so desperately to fill with her pills? Can Scarlett accept Austin for who he is, or rather what he is? Or are their secrets so strong, not even true love can keep them together? this is a werewolf story like you've probably never read before, with crazy plot twists, and heart-breakingly dramatic scenes, it'll have you begging (no pun intended) for more. Okay guys this is my first story; sorry if it sucks!

A great and powerful wizard suffers a mishap whilst expanding his magical prowess.

Sable Travingdale hates summer. And summer seems to hate her back. Between floods, grief, and ghosted friendships (literally and hypothetically), every summer feels like a rerun of something she didn't ask for. But this year, she's enrolled in summer classes at Bluegrass Valley Community College. Partially to avoid her house, mostly to prove to summer that she'll keep fighting it. There, she meets Nova: a plant-obsessed chaos engine with quirks for hobbies and a jungle for an apartment. Alongside Elowen: quiet, observant, possibly psychic; and Jesse Moore, the boy she remembers too well, who doesn't seem to remember her at all. But memory has sharp edges. And when Jesse starts showing up more often: annoying, chatty, and completely unaware, Sable is forced to confront what it means to be remembered wrong... or not at all, all while being pulled into a summer of playlists, plants, and emotional detours. Even then, summer keeps dragging her in. Hope you brought your boots, 'cause it's gonna be a messy summer!

Rin without a surname had always felt a hunger inside her. So when she found out only curses could satisfy her hunger, Rin wanted to make sure her next meal would be the biggest curse of them all: The King of Curses, Sukuna.

"Mommy, whats this? Why don't you have one?" She asked, looking into her moms vanity mirror at the glowing blue bar across her heart. "Well... that is a sort of timer. It counts down to a very special or very sad day. For some people, when the bar disappears, they fall in love. For others, it counts down to their last heartbeat." "Mommy, what is mine counting down to?" "Nobody knows until it happens, sweetheart," she answered with a fearful look in her eye. Her daughters bar was longer than her own had been leading up to meeting her husband. But it was shorter than her husbands had been when he died. Only time will tell.

I didn't ask to be thrown into the apocalypse, but I do like how things have changed.