Dryhumor Stories

When an unserious lawyer meets an unserious teacher, sparks fly as the vicinity is plunged into darkness. It's a simple grocery run. What could go wrong?

Rin without a surname had always felt a hunger inside her. So when she found out only curses could satisfy her hunger, Rin wanted to make sure her next meal would be the biggest curse of them all: The King of Curses, Sukuna.

Stupid Samuel lives in a tiny village that insists it makes sense, even when it doesn't. He tries to understand the world; the world tries nothing at all. What follows is a series of misunderstandings, misinterpretations, and small adventures that grow larger than anyone expects. This is the extended version of Stupid Samuel's narrative found in "Stupid Samuel and Other Stories."

in which elle stayed in the same laboratory school to finish her senior high school years, just minding her own business being a star student, a first aider, and a student leader that she is. and not knowing that she is already entangled with the members of one of the biggest opm bands in the future. just baby joes x baby elle x baby kaye shs au ; the back story [a multo prequel no one asked for but is provided]

Reincarnation wasn't in the plan. Neither was the ladder. Bryan didn't die heroically. No truck. No prophecy. No dramatic last stand. Just a ladder... and a very bad fall. Now he's in a world of magic, beastkin, and adventurers who take themselves far too seriously. Apparently, this is where he's meant to start again. There's a system. There's power to gain. And for once, things might actually go his way. Honestly? It's probably just your standard reincarnation power fantasy. Nothing deeper. Nothing complicated. Nothing that could possibly go wrong. A fully planned long-form series. No filler. No meandering arcs.

Barnabas Whitmore thought his discovery of summoning coordinates to a new world would bring him academic clout and fame. Instead, a drunken portal battle brings him an extra-dimensional human, an unstable portal that refuses to close, and a government agency asking too many questions. Prompt 62: They say every door has its own key. Except for one, a key said to open them all. Warnings: Profanity, alcohol use, dark humor

"Stupid Samuel and Other Stories" is a literary collection of stories, mostly satirical, commenting on social, political and other issues. This book also contains Interrogative pieces that explore the human condition, including but not limited to, debilitating phobias, alternative reality, and cultural beliefs. #1 in Literature stories (02.08.2026) ----- © 2026 J. Lee Kennedy. All rights reserved. Cover design © 2026 J. Lee Kennedy. Images used in this work belong to their respective copyright holders and are used under license or in accordance with applicable Creative Commons terms. Edited or altered images are copyrighted by the author in their final form.

Lucas Ashwin-the guy every girl has a crush on, the one everyone can't take their eyes off. Charlotte-the girl he's obsessed with, seemingly nothing special... but to him, everything she does is extraordinary. Her witty comebacks, the way she walks, every tiny thing sends butterflies straight to his stomach. Lucas is the younger, intense and chalant guy Charlotte is the nonchalant, weird, older girl just trying to live her life.

missing you feels like coughing up roses [✓] © me

"چی تۆ منت لە بری چی داوە لەبری ئەوەی نهینی ئەو دەزانی تا نەمری ئەو نهینیە چیە باوکە!!؟گاڵتەدەکەی"کچەکە بەباوەڕ پینەکراوی وتی و فرمیسکەکانی دەکەوتن لەپیش باوکە ئازیزەکەی. ترسیک لە دڵی دروست بو بە گوی بیست بوونی ئەو دەنگە هەرزوو ترساو بەخیرای بەرەو ژوورەکەی ڕای کرد.

Lahat tayo ay may sariling multo. Maaaring ito ay isang taong minahal mo pero nakatadhana lang sa nakaraan mo. Maaaring ito ay mga oportunidad na hindi mo naipanalo. Maaari ring ito ay mga boses na bumubulong tuwing gabi at nagsasabing, "Ano kaya ang pakiramdam ng mabunot sa raffle draw?" Lumipas man ang mahabang panahon ngunit ang lahat ay tila kahapon lamang nangyari. Inilayo mo na nga ang iyong sarili ngunit kahit ano pang distansya ang namamagitan ay tila nasa malapit pa rin ito. At para kay Elle, hindi mali ang kanyang kutob dahil isang araw, nagpakita ang kanyang multo na nakasuot ng pang-food delivery rider.

In a grand old house that's seen better centuries, teenage Algernon Pennworthy IV has recently inherited the family estate-a crumbling mansion brimming with ancient books, structural sighs, and an ever-expanding collection of unpaid bills. Too young to drink and too indifferent to try, Algernon is now the legal master of the household, a title that comes with more cobwebs than power. Enter Martha, the family's long-standing maid, whose dry wit and emotional imperviousness have survived generations of Pennworthys. She remains not out of loyalty, but because she once borrowed a book from the library and refuses to return it until she finishes chapter two. Adding to the household entropy is Edwin, Algernon's cousin, who was sent to "help" but mostly lounges around writing poems no one asked for and attempting to fix the plumbing with existential philosophy. He's slightly older, marginally wiser, and infinitely more dramatic. Together, Algernon, Martha, and Edwin stumble through the rigors of inherited responsibility, tax collectors, baffling social invitations, and the suspiciously rising price of biscuits.

What's a soft boy, you may ask? Soft boys are a different species of fuck boys, distinctively related for their shared objective, to fuck around with girls minds. This includes giving them mixed signals, leading them on, and ultimately smashing and dumping them. However, soft boys are known for their staged "soft side." Symptoms of a soft boy include: lack of a cocky attitude, a forged sensitive side, slight sociopathy combined with disregard for a female's emotions, lack of remorse after using a female for a late night booty call, and last but not least, is owning a tumblr account. They can also be physically distinguished from fuck boys, since they actually wear clothing. Would you like to be included in this subspecies of fuck boys? Do you want to learn the secrets to being included in the one of the most despised group of males? Read to learn more!

In an alternate version of earth, humans are few and far between. Eldritch demons and gods roam freely over the land. A few benevolent gods create a safe haven for a new version of humanity, where they can live in peace, away from the threats and danger of the outside. Demons search for them day and night, determined to wipe them out and have the earth for themselves. Luckily, there is a powerful barrier that cloaks the human town in magic and glamours, rendering them invisible. No one goes in. No one goes out. But what happens when the barrier is broken?

It's an apocalypse. No, not a zombie apocalypse; an apocalypse caused by a vicious mutation of the common flu-virus. Plenty of species have gone extinct by disease, famine, overpopulation, lack of resources. It's humanity's turn.

"I would always choose you, don't you ever forget that." "Why me?" "Because I love you, god damnit!" In which Blair Winchester comforts a broken hearted witch on a night she needed someone most and Lizzie Saltzman unravels herself for the sake of newfound trust. [ legacies ] [ lizzie saltzman x fem oc ] [ season 1 ]

Arielle life has never been the easiest. From a mom who always put a man before her and a rich father who sends her holiday cards yearly, Ari has grown up faster than the average teenager. So when the police locks her mom up, Arielle is forced to move in with her father and his new family. Imagine having to adjust to an new environment, home and school?

Musings, rants, observations and lessons I encounter in my day to day life. Who knows, maybe you'll relate.

It is a short story about how insensitive people can affect and influence other people even when they are doing the simplest things in their life.

i wrote this in the sixth grade and i have nothing to lose please dont read this garbage