Dryhumor Stories

"I ᴍᴇᴀɴ, I'ᴠᴇ sᴇᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀɴɢɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ Lᴏʀᴇʟᴇɪ." Sᴛᴇᴠᴇ sᴀɪᴅ qᴜɪᴄᴋʟʏ, ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ sᴏꜰᴛᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴡ. "Bᴜᴛ I ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ.. ʜᴇ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ sᴜʙᴛʟᴇ." Jᴜʟɪᴇᴛᴛᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴍᴇᴅ, ɢᴀᴢᴇ ɴᴀʀʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ. "Nᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴀᴘᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ." ₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊ When you move to a small town in the middle of nowhere you dont really expect to be fighting interdimensional monsters after being there for two months, it's just not something that happens. Juliette was weird, too blunt for small-town politeness, not even from Hawkins and somehow managed to get wrapped up in the middle of a fight that sound like something out of one of Eddie's D&D campaigns, but when her younger brother, Dustin, was getting himself into stuff that no eleven year old should be, what was she supposed to do? Sit back? Pretend she didn't notice? Yeah, right. And don't get her started on Steve "The Hair" Harrington. She couldn't help but dislike him. He's loud, popular, self absorbed, probably thinks he's above it all... and honestly? His hair is just too big. ₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊ (Would like to preface here, that there wont be a regular updating schedule, I write when I feel like it.) Season 1 ; 18/07/25 - ??/??/?? Season 2 ; ??/??/?? - ??/??/?? Season 3 ; ??/??/?? - ??/??/?? Season 4 ; ??/??/?? - ??/??/?? Season 5 ;??/??/?? - ??/??/??

Have you ever heard of "another dimension"? It's a place where, once you slip into it, everything slips beyond your control and understanding. That realm has no time, no rules, no logic, no causality-and sometimes it feels like there's no way out. But most people manage to find their way back. When you return to the real world, you often forget what happened there. But sometimes you remember, and when you do, you'll realize that everything was completely senseless. And these are the stories Marionne brought back from that dimension.

Venture of Gaius Wallace, the Pro-Claimed king of Edinburgh and his most fair compatriots, Matthew, and William. on seeking the Holy Grail unto the sacred Doune Castle.

**The fates of a barista, a dancing criminal, and a deadly stranger become tangled in a world where the apocalypse is old news** All Mads Capot wants to do is run her coffee shop in peace and to be able to pay her bills until the next wave of intragalactic tourists arrives. But when a mysterious green-eyed stranger walks into the shop and seems to be the answer to all her problems, she's immediately skeptical. And her instincts have always been good . . . Luc is mysterious and adaptable, a drifter with a dark past and a score to settle with one of the galaxy's most infamous criminals. When he crosses paths with Mads, he inadvertently draws her into a complicated world of outlaws, renegades, and ancient curses existing on the fringe of a destroyed world. Can they put aside their differences to survive, or will they end up as two more nameless corpses? Inspired by Little Red Riding Hood, Baz Luhrmann films, 2000s pop punk, club bangers and a dash of Star Wars, "The Last Coffee Shop" is a science-fantasy adventure for fans of Firefly, White Collar, fairy-tale retellings, and Diana Wynne Jones. *Stay tuned for spin-offs/shorts in the world of TLCS* CW: PG13 level violence, language, sexual themes, and mentions of abuse, etc

I didn't ask to be thrown into the apocalypse, but I do like how things have changed.

Shoto Todoroki comes across Bakugou's channel. He has never seen or heard of him. Todoroki made an assumption about the blond, which didn't seem bad at first, but that was until the comment became viral. YouTubers/Streamers Au TODOBAKU FANFIC

Anti-jokes and anti-humor are humor that makes use of irony and a twist assert the end differing from the person's expectations of the punchline. WARNING: ANTI HUMOUR CAN BE OFFENSIVE AT TIMES, BUT IT DOES NOT REFLECT MY PERSONAL BELIEFS. I just made this book to make people laugh, and many of these are off of the internet. -icingdeaththewhite

Everything went so well until you danced with the devil and kissed death. Oh honey, you knew you were going to die sooner or later. Why prolong it? Why fight fate when you know it's already set in stone? Warning: Swearing

Writing stories is creating a world that makes you happy, right? Well, I guess this world is what made high-school era me happy, and for that little kid, I'm rewriting it to be slightly better. At least, I hope that it is slightly better! ---- Loki Draken is an overpowered magical werewolf, and the Alpha of a group of absolute misfits. Life is all fine and dandy until a transfer student shows up together with a metaphorical storm that sets in motion a change that will forever send Loki's life on a spiral - towards her past, to new faces and old, and on towards the future. But that's a little foreshadowey, now isn't it? For now, the biggest concern is the danger posed by the mysterious Fenrir Silvermoon, and the sudden rift it tears in the pack. Will the Misfits be able to come together, despite being as different as they are?

شتێڪ بڵێم تەنها بانێوان خۆمان بێت «خـۆشـم ئـەوێـت جـۆنڪوڪ». هەموو مافەکانی بۆخۆم دەگەڕێتەوە. #laraa_44

The intertwined stories of a host of characters in a fading empire. When the old order falls, what will take its place? Updates Sundays and Wednesdays.

Gary an old man finds himself in the snowy mountains without any thought of why he got there, maybe it was dementia, or maybe his was just his plain stupidness. He finds a goat and together they tackle down this journy.

Baby steps? What is the right term for a situation when you are waiting for someone and when you finally thought your relationship is about to take progress a situation arises and instead of taking a step forward you took two steps backward? It ain't about dancing honey. The heroine's got two left feet. Tune in to the spectacular and hilarious journey of_______ (I haven't even decided for the main character's name yet LOL) SO HELP ME GOD HUHU Save it in your library now, I promise you won't regret it. Not so much! xx

An aspiring author and his possibly evil doppelganger who refuses to go away. Features a sheep pretending to be an editor, a waitress who hates your guts and a magical bathroom.

-for the fans of the despicable me movies. continuing 5 months after the events of Despicable Me 2 Gru has gained a good reputation at the AVL(more or less). After a mysterious shadowy figure destroys the Headquarters, the agents excluding Lucy leave because they won't get paid. So Gru is assigned to assemble an army of new agents. He makes all his minions the agents. But they need to be trained, so Gru creates the Minion School. Read this series and find out how the minions do in school and find the mysterious figure. And read their hilarious antics on the way.

Bland. Everything is bland. Imagine eating an offbrand saltine cracker, it tastes like what you imagine drywall or wall filler putty would taste like. That's life. A discount bland cracker. Why is my life so fucking boring? Why does nothing fucking matter in this world?

----- •. Soba-Stlyle •. Definitely not Cringe •. Warning •. The author being weird •. Makes No Sense -----

Our protagonist, gets a glimpse into the world of the gods. But what seems like a harmless encounter, quickly becomes something much more.

Each page,a day of a sex,drug,pain,and life strictened 19 year old named vivian. It is simple at first,but with each part comes something to tell a bigger picture towards an ending. This story is updated 3 times a day.

Aria Johanson had no idea how much she was orchestrating her own fate when she hid her first letter deep inside a book in her school library. Reid Hartman certainly had no idea what he was doing when he found that letter. The letters changed their lives for the better, but what will happen when fate brings them together somewhere down the road? Only The Letter Writer herself can tell.